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    Image of TateBat TateBat
    10/31/09

    In reply to The Ultimate Guide To Scary Sex Scenes [NSFW]
    What, no Otto; or, Up With Dead People? Only gay zombie I've seen, with a couple sex scenes along the same lines as those you have shown.
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    Image of bookwench bookwench
    10/31/09

    In reply to The Ultimate Guide To Scary Sex Scenes [NSFW]
    We have a spammer. On Halloween. Posting to this thread. I can has chainsaw? #horror
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    Image of Makidian Makidian
    10/30/09

    In reply to The Ultimate Guide To Scary Sex Scenes [NSFW]
    Can we get rid of dudespamsalot down there?

    Horror movie sex always gives me the willies, but Deadgirl was the most recent omgwtfbbq horror sex I have seen. I try to block most of it out if I happen to watch it, like zombie sex, or people who are fallin apart with their skin peeling off or something *shudder* ugh. #horror
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    Image of atrus123 atrus123
    10/30/09

    In reply to The Ultimate Guide To Scary Sex Scenes [NSFW]
    I always thought that sex scene with that witch in Conan the Barbarian was a little creepy. Don't know if I'd go as far as to call it scary though. #horror
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    Image of Golem100 Golem100
    10/30/09

    In reply to The Ultimate Guide To Scary Sex Scenes [NSFW]
    Ummmmm. Barbara Cramptonnnnn.

    The best part(s) of ReAnimator and From Beyond.

    And BTW, I guess Galaxy of Terror is too obvious to include in this list. #horror
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    Image of bookwench bookwench
    10/30/09

    In reply to The Ultimate Guide To Scary Sex Scenes [NSFW]
    Ok, I recognize the clip from "slither" from just the picture. I loved that movie - laughed so hard I cried, etc. I don't think I've seen any of the other movies, & you know what? I'm sort of grateful. #horror
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    10/30/09

    @bookwench: Slither is quite possibly the best of the bunch. I could write a book about Slither's layered gender politics. #horror
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    Image of bookwench bookwench
    10/31/09

    @Charlie Jane Anders: I'd read it. But only if you had pics of Captain Malc... um, Mr. Fillion. #horror
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    10/30/09

    In reply to The Ultimate Guide To Scary Sex Scenes [NSFW]
    Bravo for including Liquid Sky, Basket Case, and Re-Animator, but what about the disturbingly hot undead "cowgirl" scene from Phantasm II, the hilarious Tromeo and Juliet, a number of scenes from Lair of the White Worm, or (any) scenes from the truly disgusting classic Nekromantik series?

    Recent scary sex-scenes: Deadgirl, Cabin Fever, One Eyed Monster, Pathology, the Feast series. #horror
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    10/30/09

    @Jack_Burton: Almost forgot - Naked Lunch and Existenz. Cronenberg is a weird bird. #horror
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    Image of kolacek kolacek
    10/30/09

    In reply to The Ultimate Guide To Scary Sex Scenes [NSFW]
    "Holy crap WTF moments"

    I love you :)
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    Charlie Jane Anders promoted this comment Edited by kolacek at 10/30/09 4:25 PM kolacek was starred kolacek was unstarred
    Image of Doug Nelson Doug Nelson
    10/30/09

    In reply to The Ultimate Guide To Scary Sex Scenes [NSFW]
    Is there any way to get a link back to this page on the galleries? 4 different galleries, 4 trips back to the homepage to find this page again. #horror
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    Image of bookwench bookwench
    10/30/09

    @Doug Nelson: "right click, open in new tab" is my friend. #horror
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    10/30/09

    @bookwench: Yep, that's what I do on other sites usually. #horror
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    Image of PollyWossnames PollyWossnames
    10/30/09

    In reply to The Ultimate Guide To Scary Sex Scenes [NSFW]
    While you're on about Masters of Horror, you might want to track down the scene that had to be removed from Dario Argento's "Jenifer" - it's on the DVD and involves a prosthetic knob.
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    Charlie Jane Anders promoted this comment Edited by PollyWossnames at 10/30/09 2:52 PM PollyWossnames was starred PollyWossnames was unstarred
    Image of Roklimber Roklimber
    10/30/09

    In reply to The Ultimate Guide To Scary Sex Scenes [NSFW]
    Ahh, yes, these are what we mad scientists call good cinema. #horror
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    Image of jbq jbq
    10/30/09

    In reply to The Ultimate Guide To Scary Sex Scenes [NSFW]
    Mind-bogglingly awesome collection Charlie Jane! I'm totally weirded out now, in a good way. #horror
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    Image of Dr Emilio Lizardo Dr Emilio Lizardo
    10/30/09

    In reply to The Ultimate Guide To Scary Sex Scenes [NSFW]
    Isn't this just a "Found Footage" clip show? #horror
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    10/30/09

    @Dr Emilio Lizardo: Ha ha ha... well there are at least 15 or so new ones in there. Maybe more like 20. #horror
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    Image of Dr Emilio Lizardo Dr Emilio Lizardo
    10/30/09

    @Charlie Jane Anders: Well, I'll have to check it out when I get home then.

    Aren't you worried you've used up your Found Footage reserve now? #horror
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    10/30/09

    @Dr Emilio Lizardo: Oh no! We're going to run out of weird/bad movies! In 2109, maybe. #horror
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    Image of IlanaBloobla IlanaBloobla
    12/27/08

    In reply to Best And Worst Science Fiction Movies Of 2008
    I'm surprised no one mentioned Hellboy 2, which easily belongs on the top 10 list.
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    Image of bluehinter bluehinter
    12/29/08

    @IlanaBloobla:
    You're absolutely right!! Considering how much I loved this movie, I'm ashamed to admit it completely slipped my mind.


    Is it too late to call for a recount?

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    Image of bluehinter bluehinter
    12/27/08

    In reply to Best And Worst Science Fiction Movies Of 2008
    I agree with most of the people here. 'Let The Right One In' should be at the very top of the list.


    I have yet to find a single person or reviewer who hasn't liked this movie. It's pretty much the antithesis of "Twilight," "Ultraviolet," "30 Days of Night" and ever other crappy big budget vampire movie released in the last 10 years. No pounding techno soundtrack, no stupid leather trenchcoats and bullet-time fight sequences, and absolutely no unnecessary explanations about vampire lore and all the magical things they can and can't do. (this movie rightfully assumes you know most of that stuff already, and delights in throwing out little references that may pass over the head of casual viewers)


    One of the things I love about this flick is that it could have been made at any time in the last 20 years. There's absolutely nothing in it that couldn't have been filmed by The Cohen Brothers or Cronenberg in 1988 for approximately the same budget.


    That's not to say it doesn't have special effects, they just aren't the driving force of the movie. Aside from that one crappy CGI cats sequence (which probably should have been filmed with animatronics or puppets) and one blink-and-you'll-miss-it set of glowing eyeballs, all the other effects were physical.


    Just several gallons of fake blood, a few wire sequences, and random severed body parts. Everything else is just the actors being extremely creepy. That's the way horror movies should be!


    In short, you can sum up the awesomeness of this movie with a simple equation:


    'Let The Right One In' = Near Dark + Innocent Blood / Fargo + Deliverance.

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