What Psychic Power Do You Wish You Could Use On Our Political Leaders?

So you're watching a politician debating or giving a speech on television — or, Lords of Kobol forfend, you're actually in the audience. And your would-be leader is being even more specious and demented than is usual for our low level of political discourse. What telepathic power do you wish you could unleash on this… » 5/15/08 4:36pm 5/15/08 4:36pm

Scott Baio Is 21 ... And Telekinetic [NSFW]

The 1980s gave us an entire slate of movies that seemed to exist just to have as much teenage T&A as possible. Porky's made gratuitous shower scenes a must-have, and producers began working in topless scenes left and right. But nobody thought of joining the teensploitation and science fiction genres until Zapped! came… » 4/02/08 3:30pm 4/02/08 3:30pm

Get Ready To Go Back To Witch Mountain, Again

Disney is readying another Witch Mountain movie, although they're calling it a "re-imagining" and not a remake. Probably since they already went down the remake route 10 years ago. The new movie will be called Race To Witch Mountain, and may feature Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as someone determined to squash all of your… » 3/05/08 11:32am 3/05/08 11:32am

Crazed Telekinetic Attacks Basketball In Latest Sarah Jane


Telekinesis is like rough sex, judging from the latest episode of Doctor Who spin-off The Sarah Jane Adventures . Or maybe it's more like angry masturbation — with a basketball. In any case, it's awesome to see Sarah Jane burrowing into yet another sinister science organization — without any kids following her around… » 11/15/07 9:15am 11/15/07 9:15am