Forget this kevlar crap, why not use that bear resistant suit that one dude made. Sure, might get a little hot, mobility's an issue, and combat could be a problem, but hey...uh...well...he got the idea from watching robocop, thats gotta count for something.
I'm noticing, Lauren, that your articles often have a strange grammatical error in that makes them uncomfortable to read. Here, you say:
"While its tensile strength, on par with steel and Kevlar, and the ability to stretch to 40% its length without breaking, spider steel would have numerous practical applications if it could be harnessed on a large scale."
While... what? You just run on. Here from another article:
"The researchers have also found that the concentration of water is higher toward the poles, lending credence to the theory that larger deposits of water near the poles, and researchers note that it's possible we'll continue to find wetter lunar regions in the future."
The theory that larger deposits of water near the poles... do what?
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"But researchers have been unable to duplicate the material, either chemically or by inserting spider genes into bacteria or more domesticable animals."
@I Think We're Property: And if we believe everything on Wiki, The Rock is actually a woman and we are all going to die next week from an alien invasion. Besides...how is milky goats silk anything like spider silk???
@crashedpc - unrein: Ive had an idea. Instead of changing the silk. Lets graft another 4 legs onto the goat making 8 legs in total!! Spidergoat. Almost like Spiderpig but not as loveable.
Also, its the same protein, just being secreted from the goat's mammary gland. Separating it from the milk and spooling it has apparently been successful, and the biotech company working on this says they'll have prototypes of woven cloth and bulletproof vests soon. So yeah, pretty close, apparently.
Of course, all that took a whole 5 to 10 minutes to gather. I understand how that might have been difficult.
@Annalee Newitz: I agree. The most difficult thing was trying not to laugh my ass of at the BioSteel spiel being spouted on wiki.
@I Think We're Property: I had no difficulty reading your stuff or laughing at your hilarious sense of humour. But ive just had a phone call from BioSteel, they say their main goat milker is missing. Ive told them you'll be half an hour tops!!!
@I Think We're Property: Yeah, I've known about that for, like, several years. Back in 03, the thought was that by now, they were supposed to have the silk in full production. Hold up? Or is it just not working the way they expected? My vote's on the latter, because - seriously - they're using goats. Seriously.
@Rasselas: What about as soon as a woman spouts the "what do you do" script you walk away? That's what I do and I have a nominally respectable job. I never ask them what they do. I don't care and it isn't important when you're meeting someone. It's a horrible, stultifying, boring conversation and even wanting to start it indicates personality traits I'm not interested in exploring.
@Indigen: This is totally off topic but I completely agree. I don't define people by their jobs and I hate when other people do it to me. "What do you do?" is to being an adult as "what's your major?" was in college- something you ask when you have no idea what else to say to a person.
So it has tensile strength like Kevlar and Steel. Does that mean it can take a bullet, I only ask because im no expert in clothing or textiles. But it would be cool to know? I suppose if the answers yes, making machines to duplicate this stuff needs to be sped up. Our soldiers, police and security could do with stuff quickly. How about spider silk gloves. The strength of the silk but you could stick to walls like spiderman ahem*
@CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard): As I understand it the bullet stopping capability of Kevlar has as much or more to do with its structure as its strength. I'd guess that it holds up to bullets a little better than regular silk, but is pretty decent at resisting cuts and scrapes.
As for spiders sticking to walls, that has nothing to do with their silk. A spider can climb a wall because a) it has special hair-like structures on its legs and b) it's a lot lighter than a human.
Assume it can hold up to the force of a bullet. Now it's stretching up to 40% more, at the same speed as the bullet before stopping. So you've now got not only a bullet stuck in your chest, but a bullet proof scarf as well.
While this peace offering from the Spiderian race is appreciated, we must hold fast and regretfully decline to amend the Human-Spiderian treaty.
You are still free to take up residence in our living spaces, and we are still free to pursue and eliminate individual Spiderians who break the "Out of sight, out of mind" agreement.
@RoboBagins PAX'd till he Plotz'd: I used a can of raid. Was that a war crimes violation? I don't want to be subject to Spiderian international courts. They'll pry my shoe from my cold dead hands.
what is this guy, stupid? In my genetics class, we were ALREADY talking about this, BUT that research wants to try to make spidersilk the way we ALREADY make insulin: splice the spidersilk genes into bacteria, grow large bacteria cultures in vats, then put it in a centrifuge to strain out the spidersilk...sort of like how nylon is made, synthetically, now.
Instead, he developed a labor-intensive and needlessly complicated way to get spidersilk from the actual spiders?
@CodenameV: Fucking hell. Did you read the article at ALL before you came on here and started swinging the tiny flailing penis of your intelligence to try to prove how superior you are?
1) The dude in question isn't a researcher. He's a textile expert.
2) The article mentions SPECIFICALLY that no one has yet succeeded in inserting the "spider silk gene" into bacteria.
@CodenameV: "But researchers have been unable to duplicate the material, either chemically or by inserting spider genes into bacteria or more domesticable animals."
This guy is a textile expert, not a geneticist.
That's like yelling at a painter for mixing his own paint from berries or whatever instead of buying artificial paints from the store.
@crashedpc - unrein: Not all berries. I ate one once and turned yellow!! I slept for days dreaming of spider silk and the possibiltys of putting actual spiders into centrifuges. It was messy and the outcome was pretty poor.
@reddingofish: This is what I want to know. I don't want to trek up there, give them a donation, and then not be able to stretch and feel a spider cloth.
@nozer: Please replace the words "cloth" and "spider cloth" with "Picasso" and see how it sounds:
"Will the museum folks let you touch the Picasso?"
"This is what I want to know. I don't want to trek up there, give them a donation, and then not be able to stretch and feel a Picasso."
The answer is no, the museum will not let its tens of thousands of visitors every day mangle its exhibits. Please don't touch anything in a museum, ever (even if it "doesn't have a rope around it") unless you are specifically invited to do so (which, if it's a one-of-a-kind work of art/technology, you won't be).
@Lupus_Yonderboy: Haha, well I completely understand. I would never touch anything in a museum unless I was specifically invited to do so. The comment was half-joke/half-desperately hoping that i could test out the extreme durability of the textile in an extremely supervised situation. The Natural History Museum is known for having some hands-on stuff, but it was definitely more of a dream.
I learned my lesson after I threw that acid at the Mona Lisa.
Rather than trying to replicate it, they'd be better off trying to make carbon nanofiber thread. It's about 4 times stronger than spider thread, and 17 times stronger than Kevlar.
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"While its tensile strength, on par with steel and Kevlar, and the ability to stretch to 40% its length without breaking, spider steel would have numerous practical applications if it could be harnessed on a large scale."
While... what? You just run on. Here from another article:
"The researchers have also found that the concentration of water is higher toward the poles, lending credence to the theory that larger deposits of water near the poles, and researchers note that it's possible we'll continue to find wetter lunar regions in the future."
The theory that larger deposits of water near the poles... do what?
They really do jar while reading. I am only trying to help.
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Wow. That took two whole minutes.
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Also, its the same protein, just being secreted from the goat's mammary gland. Separating it from the milk and spooling it has apparently been successful, and the biotech company working on this says they'll have prototypes of woven cloth and bulletproof vests soon. So yeah, pretty close, apparently.
Of course, all that took a whole 5 to 10 minutes to gather. I understand how that might have been difficult.
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If you don't like Wikipedia, here's an article from National Geographic:
[news.nationalgeographic.com]
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@I Think We're Property: I had no difficulty reading your stuff or laughing at your hilarious sense of humour. But ive just had a phone call from BioSteel, they say their main goat milker is missing. Ive told them you'll be half an hour tops!!!
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Guy: "Well, I own a few million spiders, I extract their silk and weave it into things."
Yeah, that conversation is not going in a direction that gets him action.
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As for spiders sticking to walls, that has nothing to do with their silk. A spider can climb a wall because a) it has special hair-like structures on its legs and b) it's a lot lighter than a human.
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Assume it can hold up to the force of a bullet. Now it's stretching up to 40% more, at the same speed as the bullet before stopping. So you've now got not only a bullet stuck in your chest, but a bullet proof scarf as well.
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You are still free to take up residence in our living spaces, and we are still free to pursue and eliminate individual Spiderians who break the "Out of sight, out of mind" agreement.
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Instead, he developed a labor-intensive and needlessly complicated way to get spidersilk from the actual spiders?
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1) The dude in question isn't a researcher. He's a textile expert.
2) The article mentions SPECIFICALLY that no one has yet succeeded in inserting the "spider silk gene" into bacteria.
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This guy is a textile expert, not a geneticist.
That's like yelling at a painter for mixing his own paint from berries or whatever instead of buying artificial paints from the store.
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"Will the museum folks let you touch the Picasso?"
"This is what I want to know. I don't want to trek up there, give them a donation, and then not be able to stretch and feel a Picasso."
The answer is no, the museum will not let its tens of thousands of visitors every day mangle its exhibits. Please don't touch anything in a museum, ever (even if it "doesn't have a rope around it") unless you are specifically invited to do so (which, if it's a one-of-a-kind work of art/technology, you won't be).
Sorry about the rant, one of my many pet peeves.
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