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    5 Bad Guys To Help Vin Diesel Get Faster And More Furious
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    Image of CapnCalamity CapnCalamity
    04/06/09

    In reply to 5 Bad Guys To Help Vin Diesel Get Faster And More Furious
    Killer Croc.
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    04/07/09

    @CapnCalamity: +1 WOOT!
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    04/06/09

    In reply to 5 Bad Guys To Help Vin Diesel Get Faster And More Furious
    "But Hollywood on its moral high horse won't make a movie about a retarded chimpanzee, unless you count Vin Diesel movies. Which I do."


    Daniel Tosh - always relevant.

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    04/06/09

    In reply to 5 Bad Guys To Help Vin Diesel Get Faster And More Furious
    Why not Lex Luthor or a low carb Kingpin. Maybe mome amaglam of the two. I could totally see him as the head of a criminal empire with corporate fronts and political ties. A big, strapping smooth-talker in exquisite Italian suits who could throw a disappointing henchman through a wall.
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    04/06/09

    In reply to 5 Bad Guys To Help Vin Diesel Get Faster And More Furious
    ...


    I'm sorry. I'm still thinking about Vin Diesel in leopard print pants and bare chested...

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    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    04/06/09

    @MickyK: Nobody'd be looking at Spidey, no matter how many emo dances he did.
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    04/06/09

    In reply to 5 Bad Guys To Help Vin Diesel Get Faster And More Furious
    I really like Vin Diesel. I don't know why. Maybe because he plays WoW. A Lot.
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    04/06/09

    @Evlsushi: Also because he talked Dame Judi Dench into playing D&D with him.


    I think he'd make a really good supervillain.

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    Image of geesejuggler geesejuggler
    04/06/09

    @Evlsushi: Waaaiit a minute!! You mean, he's a hot geek? I need a moment to process that.
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    04/06/09

    @geesejuggler: He's got a level 80 shaman.


    /swoon

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    Image of omgwtflolbbqbye omgwtflolbbqbye
    04/06/09

    In reply to 5 Bad Guys To Help Vin Diesel Get Faster And More Furious
    He'd make a great Bane.


    His entire career has been based around playing the "thinking man's" type of thug.

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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    04/06/09

    @omgwtflolbbqbye: I don't know, I think they exhausted the possibilities of Bane's character in the amazingly well-crafted and skillful Batman Forever.


    (P.S. SARCASM)

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