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    Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie
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    Image of Gilbert Tang Jr. Gilbert Tang Jr.
    06/28/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie
    This was a review of near MST3K proportions. Brilliant in every way. Thank you so very kindly.
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    Image of Dave Bloustien Dave Bloustien
    06/24/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie
    You are now officially my favourite writer on the internet.
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    06/24/09

    @Dave Bloustien: Yay thanks! You're now my favorite commenter.
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    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    06/24/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie
    I want Charlie to have a symposium with Ebert and they can blow our minds (if we have minds left after T:ROTFL) with dueling and/or cooperating reviews.


    Srsly, Ebert needs to see this, he'd love it.

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    Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. was starred Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. was unstarred
    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    06/24/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie
    Transformers: Rolling on the Floor
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    06/24/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie
    Wow. I need a cigarette.
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    Image of jcous jcous
    06/24/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie
    Only read about half of it to avoid spoilers, but this piece is tremendously well written! Seriously - I hope you got paid for this one.


    Also, reading the name abbreviated of "ROTF" makes me think it says "Transformers: ROTFL" or "Transformers: ROTFLOL" or any variation thereof.

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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    06/24/09

    @jcous: I hope I got paid too!
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    Charlie Jane Anders was starred Charlie Jane Anders was unstarred
    Image of beercheck beercheck
    06/24/09

    @Charlie Jane Anders: I hope so, too. If not, I compromised my principles and clicked that damned TrueBlood ad for nothing.
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    Image of viciousthighs viciousthighs
    06/24/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie
    Yeah, um, I have to add to the "best review ever" chorus because THIS IS THE BEST F-KING REVIEW EVER. It's so awesome that I censored myself to be taken more seriously.
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    06/24/09

    @viciousthighs: Awesome! Thanks so much!
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    Image of bonniegrrl bonniegrrl
    06/24/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie
    BTW, R2-D2 is in Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen!

    [starwarsblog.starwars.com]
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    Image of bonniegrrl bonniegrrl
    06/24/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie
    Next to you, Ebert is a hack.
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    Image of bonniegrrl bonniegrrl
    06/24/09

    @bonniegrrl: In fact, thanks to your review, I will be watching this film over and over again. Thanks!
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    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    06/24/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie
    This was an incredible chunk of writing. You forgot to put the KRONK BURGER tag on it.


    Great work!

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    Image of Elizabeth Weinbloom Elizabeth Weinbloom
    06/24/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie
    This is the greatest review ever written. Wow. <3
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    Image of animagnum animagnum
    06/24/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie
    Can this entire review be quoted on the back of the DVD box?
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    06/24/09

    @animagnum: Yes, because the DVD box will be the size of your HOUSE!
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    06/24/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie
    Oh, and I forgot to mention:


    This is quite possibly one of the most amazing reviews I have ever read for a movie that probably doesn't deserve it. Good stuff, CJ.

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    Image of ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.
    06/24/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie
    "her nipples point, like little Irish setters" I now have this image stuck in my head. Thanks.
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    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    06/24/09

    @ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.: The greatest description of nipples since the "nature's little thermometers".
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    Image of Mortimer Gray Mortimer Gray
    06/24/09

    In reply to Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie
    Hey! You changed the opening lines. But the first version was so good!
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    06/24/09

    @Mortimer Gray: Yeah, people felt that starting off with a Luis Bunuel reference in the first sentence would confuse and repel readers.
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    Image of Ruthless, If you let me Ruthless, If you let me
    06/24/09

    @Charlie Jane Anders: Which people?! That was an awesome reference!
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    06/24/09

    @BullLifter: The original first paragraph is preserved for posterity over at Digg.com: [digg.com]
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