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tetracycloide
11/24/08

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"but it's also kind of awesome that there's such enthusiasm for something like this, you know?"

no, i in fact do not know how it can be any kind of awesome that this kind of enthusiasm is being generated for something as tawdry as the twilight series. the fact that a large number of fans can generate this level of enthusiasm for something this raffish is the opposite of awesome.
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Arkaina
11/23/08

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My theatre had almost something similar. Everyone was a fan safe for me, my 6 friends and one person across the room who had this wickedly loud laugh. I'm surprised we didn't get kicked out we were laughing so hard, and got told to shut up a few times, as well as a few stares thrown our way. It was great! And I mean, how can you not laugh, the sparkling momments actually had a twinkling sound effect, come on!
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Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
11/23/08

@Arkaina: OMG! yu R sooooo Mean!

j/k. I like the cut o'your jib. good job.
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♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
11/23/08

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I went to see it also.... it was bizarre.... the movie and the experience. I thought I liked Twilight, but compared to those rabid little girls, I think I must actually hate Twilight, because their infatuation is at a level I can't even process.
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Alchemistmerlin
11/23/08

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Who's pocket do I need to line to get you people to stop putting up articles about this trash?
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d_r_e
11/23/08

@Alchemistmerlin:

Hahaha. You sir, are a king among men. Seriously. All this Twilight crap is driving me insane!
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tetracycloide
11/24/08

@Alchemistmerlin: maybe throw in a few bucks extra to stop the updates on knight rider?
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d_r_e
11/23/08

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This is exactly why I don't go out to major movie theaters anymore. The last film I went to see was The Simpsons Movie, and the kids in the theater would not shut the fuck up. It was constant babble, and screaming and giggling. So much that I couldn't even hear the damn movie. Which is wild because the sound was loud as all hell.

Now I just stick to 21+ theaters. Pizza, beer and a movie = FTW.
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Quilt
11/23/08

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...but was the movie any good?
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Meirelle
11/23/08

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People who scream "shut the fuck up, I'm trying to watch the movie" have obviously never been to a midnight screening before. You don't go to a midnight screening to watch the movie. You go to a midnight screening to make an ass of yourself. I've done it plenty of times before, and I've had grand fun. I remember at the Star Wars III midnight showing a couple years ago, Darth Drunk (who was wearing a Vader "who's your daddy" tshirt) had a lightsaber duel with a Jedi in the aisles of the theater. Good times. :)
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lightninglouie
11/23/08

@meirelle, Commander Closet Commie: I remember at the Star Wars III midnight showing a couple years ago, Darth Drunk (who was wearing a Vader "who's your daddy" tshirt) had a lightsaber duel with a Jedi in the aisles of the theater. Good times. :)

Who won?
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bitsytimelord
11/23/08

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Dear Joss Whedon,

Prepubescent girls love vampires again apparently. With that in mind I shamefully ask the following:

I can has Buffy movie?

Obsessively Yours,

Bitsy
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Moff
11/23/08

@bitsytimelord: My wife had a coworker who was about 20 and was prone to wondering aloud why they hadn't made a Buffy movie yet. Ha! Young people.
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Kishi
11/23/08

@Moff: It's like the people I overheard in the bookstore a few years ago who were surprised to hear that they made those Lord of the Rings movies into books.
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bitsytimelord
11/23/08

@Kishi: Perhaps I should have specified and said "I can has GOOD Buffy movie?"
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Moff
11/23/08

@bitsytimelord: See, that (which was implied when you directed your desires to Joss initially) is totally fair. I am just wondering how many of the kids out there are in the camp analogous to the one Kishi is referring to. It's a testament to Mr. Whedon that he has eradicated the film so completely from the cultural memory.
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Mister Adequate
11/23/08

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"two guys in the row behind me, uninterested boyfriends who'd been dragged there by their excited other halves"

Dear sweet merciful God above. Hell exists. Those poor bastards deserve medals.
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ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.
11/23/08

@Mister Adequate: That could've been me or you! We are truly lucky men.
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GreyHammer
11/23/08

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there is NOTHING worse than a pack of teenage girls. nothing.
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d_r_e
11/23/08

@GreyHammer:

Agreed.
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W10002
11/23/08

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Wow, this is like Comic-Con all over again. It was pretty much the same experience I had at the Twilight panel, except maybe 1/3 of the audience were screaming middle-aged moms. Now THAT was scary.
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OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
11/23/08

@W10002: Screaming middle-aged moms? Sounds like my bedroom.
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Mathmos
11/23/08

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I'm old enough to remember Beatlemania. People who seemed otherwise reasonably bright and self-aware allowed themselves to be swept up by the hysteria.
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lightninglouie
11/23/08

@Mathmos: Yes, but wasn't that justified because the object of said hysteria was actually pretty good?
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RAHfanboy
11/23/08

@lightninglouie: Yeah, I don't think we want to compare this phenomenon to Frank, Elvis or JohnPaulGeorgeandRingo. Do we?
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vurtscribe
11/23/08

@RAHfanboy for one, welcomes his Marxist overlords.: It's the first place people go to explain any crazy fandom/hysteria though.
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lightninglouie
11/23/08

@vurtscribe: Tulipomania would probably be a more appropriate comparison (I guarantee acres of remaindered Mormon vampire crap at B&N this time next year), but the traditional media is still run largely by aging baby boomers trying to relive their youth through their children, or someone else's children, so Beatlemania it is.
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Starwatcher-23
11/23/08

@lightninglouie: But do you think the screaming teen girls largely were there for Elvis or the Beatles because they thought the music was brilliant? Watch clips of them performing sometime.
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lightninglouie
11/23/08

@Starwatcher-23: You know, live sound recording has come a looooooooong way in fifty years.
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logicbox
11/23/08

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i can deal with shouts of applause at the beginning of a really exciting movie ive been looking forward to (and it's opening night, of course) but incessant little girl screams just bugs the shit out of me, almost as much as mopey-teen-vamp-drama-dawsons-creek... type of crap. when did vampires become such wussies?
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Necrosynth
11/24/08

@logicbox: around 1996, i believe. Ann Rice ruined it for us all.
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11/24/08

@Necrosynth: I thought Ann Rice made vampires gay, not wussy.
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Moff
11/23/08

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Now that I've read the post, I realize I am surprisingly happy to have learned all this, and equally happy not to have learned it firsthand. You are a brave soul, Graeme. We owe you our heartfelt thanks.
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ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.
11/23/08

@Moff: Yes, maybe we should pool our funds and buy her a token of our appreciation. Earplugs, maybe?
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Anto103
11/23/08

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I swear if my little sister, began to act like that I would have to fling her into the canal. Of course she hated the Harry Potter films and the unfortunate events film, you know that awful film with Jim Carrey, there's no way she would like this thing. Hopefully...
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B
11/24/08

@Anto103: You are wrong about A Series of Unfortunate Events being awful.
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