Two *Gotcha!* clips, both from the beginning of the movie, its like they're not even trying to build tension. Not a good start to a horror movie. #descent2
But she wasn't running through the woods - that was a dream/fantasy. She didn't get out - or did I really miss something when we watched it the other day? #descent2
@HalOfBorg: which version? the european version had a different, and IMO better, ending. the US version ended with her getting out of the cave. the euro version ended with her hallucinating a birthday cake in front of her daughter, but still in the cave. if this sequel was being made while taking into account the european version's ending, it never would have implied at the beginning that she got out. #descent2
I put the Descent into the same category as Jeepers Creepers, the first one was good in its own unique way, not great but very likable. The premise of a sequel is fundamentally silly, the reason the movie worked was because we didn't know what was going on, now we do, and now like in Jeepers Creepers, the creature seems kinda goofy.. #descent2
@burlybax: I really liked the first one, because it scared the crap out of me - however, I must admit I was scared of the tunnels, rather than the cave people. Claustrophobia powers: Activated! #descent2
@TemporalSword: Standard Procedure really, Section 3 Code 27 : Upon encounter with blood-soaked woman claiming spellunking friends were murdered by unknown humanoid species, an officer shall assemble a team to investigate, blood-soaked woman must accompany team in order for sequel to have familiar face. #descent2
I have to disagree about the last point. My favorite villains are usually some variation of "us." See "Frankenstein," "Gattaca" and the "Midnight" episode of Doctor Who, off the top of my head. Also, seriously twisted humans are almost always better villains than any kind of CGI or prosthetic monster. Unfortunately, this is hugely dependent on good casting and great scriptwriting, which is often where these movies fall flat.
The biggest villains that didn't make the list: Hollywood casting directors, and producers who insist on turning out sequels and "brand name" movies as fast as they can.
@omgwtflolbbqbye: I totally agree with both of you. I recently finished the BBC miniseries "State of Play", and something I really liked about it is that almost everyone (certainly all the majors) was guilty in one way or another. At a more personal level, "Revolutionary Road" kicked my ass for these same reasons. As Bono said, "We are all a part of the malaise." I wish that our narratives would catch on to this.
Along similar lines, I'm only two seasons into "Lost", and I'd really really like it if Benjamin's statement, "We're the good guys." ended up being true. Unfortunately, I feel like I'm going to be let down by a standard Hollywood ending or, at best, some muddy moral relativism.
(To Gawker: Not that I don't in this case, but I'm not sure that simply replying to a comment/thread should automatically connote approval. Or did your code figure that out by parsing my "totally agree"? Also, I still don't seem able to get paragraph breaks to work consistently.)
Like I said before in an earlier thread, we mad scientists don't get enough love. If a really evil, maniacal, and hell-bent into subtle forms of suffering and destruction kind of villain is what you want, I can be reached through my agent at Mad-R-We.
I'm not sure about a draft -- you never know what you'll get. Sure, eventually ROACH will have all the huddled masses crushed underfoot, but early on, I think you need truly dedicated people. "The Potentate Wants YOU!" posters, maybe?
@ThisDudeRufus: I think enrolment could be increased by the promise of a free hat with registration. Everyone knows how much the mentally unstable and morally corrupt love SWAG.
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Of course they do. Brilliant. #descent2
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Looks like they've moved it to the States for the sequel. And kept everything else practically identical to the first. Only more meh. #descent2
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The biggest villains that didn't make the list: Hollywood casting directors, and producers who insist on turning out sequels and "brand name" movies as fast as they can.
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The best form of evil is the kind that everyone overlooks or have become accustomed too.
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Along similar lines, I'm only two seasons into "Lost", and I'd really really like it if Benjamin's statement, "We're the good guys." ended up being true. Unfortunately, I feel like I'm going to be let down by a standard Hollywood ending or, at best, some muddy moral relativism.
(To Gawker: Not that I don't in this case, but I'm not sure that simply replying to a comment/thread should automatically connote approval. Or did your code figure that out by parsing my "totally agree"? Also, I still don't seem able to get paragraph breaks to work consistently.)
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I'm not sure about a draft -- you never know what you'll get. Sure, eventually ROACH will have all the huddled masses crushed underfoot, but early on, I think you need truly dedicated people. "The Potentate Wants YOU!" posters, maybe?
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