Two *Gotcha!* clips, both from the beginning of the movie, its like they're not even trying to build tension. Not a good start to a horror movie. #descent2
But she wasn't running through the woods - that was a dream/fantasy. She didn't get out - or did I really miss something when we watched it the other day? #descent2
@HalOfBorg: which version? the european version had a different, and IMO better, ending. the US version ended with her getting out of the cave. the euro version ended with her hallucinating a birthday cake in front of her daughter, but still in the cave. if this sequel was being made while taking into account the european version's ending, it never would have implied at the beginning that she got out. #descent2
I put the Descent into the same category as Jeepers Creepers, the first one was good in its own unique way, not great but very likable. The premise of a sequel is fundamentally silly, the reason the movie worked was because we didn't know what was going on, now we do, and now like in Jeepers Creepers, the creature seems kinda goofy.. #descent2
@burlybax: I really liked the first one, because it scared the crap out of me - however, I must admit I was scared of the tunnels, rather than the cave people. Claustrophobia powers: Activated! #descent2
@TemporalSword: Standard Procedure really, Section 3 Code 27 : Upon encounter with blood-soaked woman claiming spellunking friends were murdered by unknown humanoid species, an officer shall assemble a team to investigate, blood-soaked woman must accompany team in order for sequel to have familiar face. #descent2
hollywood has become a grotesque worn, gorging itself on ill gotten gains while destroying beatiful things in the most viscous maner possible and finding it entertaining.
@tetracycloide: While we all watch. ARE WE NOT ENTERTAINED?
Also, I know it's a typo, but I think "destroying things in a viscous manner" is funnier. Would that be like the blob, just schlurping over something slowly?
@crashedpc : ã‚´ã‚ブリ and 蟑螂 division: Really? So I'm not nuts?? I saw it in America and it had the "it was a dream" ending. She woke up still in the cave and the movie ended. When did they change that....
@MS-18E Shadoblak: See, this is where I get confuzzled, cause people have told me they've seen both versions here. So what do I know... let's just say there are two versions. One that sucks and one that doesn't.
@GreyHammer: Agreed, she should prefer going to jail becase:
If she's still terrorized and not thinking straight, she's terrorized to go back and would prefer a bullet in the head than going back.
If she's smart, and has recovered her half brain: you go to jail, tell them you killed everybody and the bodies are in the cave, they'll find the monsters when they try to recover the bodies, and you get out of jail free.
The only reason she would go back would be Ripley-style: with a ton of marines armed to their teeth with flamethrowers etcetera, not half assed with a bunch of guys with guns
So at the end of The first Descent shes left face to face with one of those ugly buggers. Yet she escapes. Struggling with her mind, falshbacks and going back into the cave to explain lost friends is all plausable. But how the hell did she get out????
I have to disagree about the last point. My favorite villains are usually some variation of "us." See "Frankenstein," "Gattaca" and the "Midnight" episode of Doctor Who, off the top of my head. Also, seriously twisted humans are almost always better villains than any kind of CGI or prosthetic monster. Unfortunately, this is hugely dependent on good casting and great scriptwriting, which is often where these movies fall flat.
The biggest villains that didn't make the list: Hollywood casting directors, and producers who insist on turning out sequels and "brand name" movies as fast as they can.
@omgwtflolbbqbye: I totally agree with both of you. I recently finished the BBC miniseries "State of Play", and something I really liked about it is that almost everyone (certainly all the majors) was guilty in one way or another. At a more personal level, "Revolutionary Road" kicked my ass for these same reasons. As Bono said, "We are all a part of the malaise." I wish that our narratives would catch on to this.
Along similar lines, I'm only two seasons into "Lost", and I'd really really like it if Benjamin's statement, "We're the good guys." ended up being true. Unfortunately, I feel like I'm going to be let down by a standard Hollywood ending or, at best, some muddy moral relativism.
(To Gawker: Not that I don't in this case, but I'm not sure that simply replying to a comment/thread should automatically connote approval. Or did your code figure that out by parsing my "totally agree"? Also, I still don't seem able to get paragraph breaks to work consistently.)
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Of course they do. Brilliant. #descent2
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Looks like they've moved it to the States for the sequel. And kept everything else practically identical to the first. Only more meh. #descent2
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Also, I know it's a typo, but I think "destroying things in a viscous manner" is funnier. Would that be like the blob, just schlurping over something slowly?
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i hate spelling.
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American release she escapes, European release it was a dream, *mumble* sequel using American storyline *mumble*
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If she's still terrorized and not thinking straight, she's terrorized to go back and would prefer a bullet in the head than going back.
If she's smart, and has recovered her half brain: you go to jail, tell them you killed everybody and the bodies are in the cave, they'll find the monsters when they try to recover the bodies, and you get out of jail free.
The only reason she would go back would be Ripley-style: with a ton of marines armed to their teeth with flamethrowers etcetera, not half assed with a bunch of guys with guns
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The biggest villains that didn't make the list: Hollywood casting directors, and producers who insist on turning out sequels and "brand name" movies as fast as they can.
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The best form of evil is the kind that everyone overlooks or have become accustomed too.
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Along similar lines, I'm only two seasons into "Lost", and I'd really really like it if Benjamin's statement, "We're the good guys." ended up being true. Unfortunately, I feel like I'm going to be let down by a standard Hollywood ending or, at best, some muddy moral relativism.
(To Gawker: Not that I don't in this case, but I'm not sure that simply replying to a comment/thread should automatically connote approval. Or did your code figure that out by parsing my "totally agree"? Also, I still don't seem able to get paragraph breaks to work consistently.)
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