<![CDATA[io9: the empire strikes back]]> http://tags.lifehacker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/io9.com.png <![CDATA[io9: the empire strikes back]]> http://io9.com/tag/theempirestrikesback http://io9.com/tag/theempirestrikesback <![CDATA[40 Unseen Moments From Your Favorite Movies]]> Just as you finish up your t(of)urkey leftovers, we thought we should share some movie leftovers with you. Say, 40 deleted scenes from movies like Star Wars, The Dark Knight and Star Trek? Click through for excised joy.

Star Wars
Whether it's Han Solo's unseen girlfriend, Anakin preparing for a podrace or a very human Jabba, these ten clips show that George Lucas' space opera was more fun before it was edited.

Star Trek
Klingon torture! William Shatner's original death! Skydiving Captains! Ten clips to give you a good feeling about what you've missed so far.

Robot Movies
Never mind the Transformers, it's the Terminator material amongst these five clips that are must-sees. Especially the Arnold bit from T3.

Super-Heroes Can Save Us
Fifteen clips from Iron Man, Hulk, the X-Men movies as well as Batman and Superman's long careers on celluloid to remind you that sometimes, deleted scenes can add little to a movie - and sometimes, they can add an entire character. Go check out the Superman clone you've never met before.

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<![CDATA[Star Wars]]> Luke's Original Intro from A New Hope:

Biggs Tells Luke About The Rebellion from A New Hope:

Meet Han Solo's Girlfriend And Some Cockney Aliens In The Original Cantina Scene from A New Hope:

The Original Jabba The Hutt from A New Hope:

Han Charms Leia in The Empire Strikes Back:

Luke Builds His Lightsaber from Return Of The Jedi:

The Morning Before The Podrace from The Phantom Menace:

Waterfall Sequence from The Phantom Menace:

Deleted Scenes from Attack Of The Clones:

Deleted Scenes from Revenge Of The Sith:

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<![CDATA[Five Major Flaws in Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (And How to Fix Them)]]> Few sacred cows of classic science fiction remain, largely because science-fiction fans love sacred hamburgers, but also because we are an unsurly lot, possessed of a discerning critical eye and the highest of standards. One such metaphorical bovine, however, has gone unsavaged by the community for nearly 30 years. That ends today. We’re all familiar with the traditional complaints about The Empire Strikes Back—it lacks Gungans; there’s too much incest yet somehow not quite enough; “Luke, I am your father” is such a cliché—but unless, like me, you took three Ambien an hour ago and are still awake, you haven’t considered the following.

I. Chewbacca should have fought a wampa. For three Star Wars movies, we take it on faith that you don’t want to get a Wookiee angry, after he successfully threatens, uh, C-3PO. What evidence do we actually see? Chewie knocks down a couple of stormtroopers, once, by surprise, and manages to hijack an AT-ST with some Ewoks’ help.
     The fix: Han is gearing up to hunt for Luke. “Sir,” the deck officer says, “the temperature’s dropping too rapidly.”
     “And,” Leia adds, “you’ll miss Chewie’s cage match.”
     “I know,” Han answers, leaning down from his tauntaun to hug his friend. “Good luck, buddy.” He turns to the deck officer. “And I’ll see you in hell!” He bounces off.
     Scenes of him searching for Luke, battling the cold, and slicing open the tauntaun while the wind howls are interspersed with scenes of Chewie searching for a way to defeat the snow monster, battling it, and slicing it open while the crowd howls. Symmetry.

II. The bounty hunters should have fought each other in a Bloodsport-style tournament. All those awesome characters, and all George Lucas can give us is the non-canon Tales of the Bounty Hunters, which is in book form, making it very hard to imagine how everything that happens looks. In ESB, we see Bossk sneer at Boba Fett—and that’s it. That breaks one of the cardinal rules in Robert McKee’s Story: If one character sneers at another and they don’t throw down later, the movie is ruined.
     The fix: “You are free to use any methods necessary,” Vader says, “but I want them alive. No disintegrations.”
     “As you wish,” Fett answers. He looks at the other bounty hunters. “Not that you crumbheads will have to worry about finding them anyway.”
     Dengar bristles. “Who are you calling a crumbhead?” [Note: "Crumbhead" is a total Corellian insult.] He steps to Fett.
     “Watch it,” Fett says. “My dad killed most of the Jedi.”
     There is silence. Finally, IG-88 says, “That’s quite a stretch.”
     “Enough!” Vader yells. “We will settle this in the cage.”

III. There is only one strong woman character. OK, this is a genuinely serious concern. Name one female besides Leia in the original trilogy whose name doesn’t start with an M or a B. By my count, you should be left with Jabba’s dancers and Sy Snootles. And none of them appears in ESB or is anything close to dynamic or well rounded. Sure, Leia is a formidable presence by herself, but this still smacks of sexism. Even that pig James Bond usually encountered at least a couple of tough women in every story.
     The fix: Instead of hiding from the Imperials in the asteroid belt, Han pilots the Falcon to an out-of-the-way planet called, like, I don’t know, Sororia, maybe, ruled by a faction of fierce—and very beautiful—Amazon types. Leia, sensing a bond with these proud warriors, tries to convert them to the Rebel cause. But their leader, whose name is, like, Kylissa or something, thinks the Alderaanian princess is trying to usurp her power.
     “Enough!” Kylissa yells. “Get the warm baby oil. We will settle this in the cage.”

IV. We don’t learn enough about Lobot. I dunno, he just seems like a cool guy. When he stops abruptly and gestures, and the Bespin guards disarm the stormtroopers, that’s solid.
     The fix: Just give him a little more screen time. Or a DVD extra. Maybe a talk show.

V. There are no references to Grand Moff Tarkin. Probably some of you nitpicky nancies can find flaws in the flaws I’ve mentioned above—WHOA META—but I hardly think you can argue this one. When a major character, especially a very handsome major character, dies in a movie, the sequel usually acknowledges it. It’s poor form not to.
     The fix: “The Force is strong with him,” the Emperor says. “The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi.”
     “If he could be turned, he would become a powerful ally,” Vader replies.
     “Yes. Yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?”
     Vader nods. “He will join us or die, my master.” He kneels, and there is a pause. “I miss Wilhuff.”

Commenter Moff’s real name is Josh Wimmer, and he can usually be found at scribblescribblescribble.com/blog.

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<![CDATA[Fans Vote For Best SF Movie, Have No Taste]]> More proof that today's generation of whippersnappers either have very bad memories or are easily confused by Keanu Reeves comes in the form of Rankopedia's democratically-created list of the Best Sci-Fi Movies of All Time. I have no problem with The Empire Strikes Back trumping Star Wars, or the surprise placement of the awesome Children of Men. But as I write this, the Best Sci-Fi Movie of All Time, as voted for by the collective internet is, apparently The Matrix. Which is a travesty.

Now, I could happily go on for roughly several years about how much the Matrix sequels betrayed the potential of the first movie by, well, not continuing to rip off Grant Morrison's The Invisibles comics like the first one did. But you all know that already.

Instead, I just want to ask: Is everybody insane? The Matrix was, even before the sequels and everyone getting bored with "bullet-time," at best a reasonably entertaining movie with some absolutely appalling acting — It's not just you, Keanu, Lawrence Fishburne was kind of calling it in as well — and dialogue that has made puppies cry. I've got nothing against popcorn eyecandy (I have a secret soft spot for the Transformers movie, I have to admit), but how the hell is that movie seriously a contender for the best sci-fi movie ever?

Is this a generational thing? Am I being a grumpy old man complaining that there shouldn't be any sound in space when seeing Star Wars for the first time? And what should the best sci-fi movie of all time be? The comments are there for a reason, people. Best sci-fi movie ever [Rankopedia]

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