Bone Blades Ahead — Mutant Chronicles Gets Television Debut

Dying to see John Malkovich read from note cards and instruct his mutant fighting militia of monk Ron Perlman and soldier Thomas Jane to save their planet? You're in luck. The Sci Fi Channel has picked up The Mutant Chronicles. We could be seeing Mutant Chronicles as early as this June. Good news for my DVR, bad news… »12/24/08 12:30pm12/24/08 12:30pm


Complaint for Injunctive and Other Relief from "The Mutant Chronicles"

Because I cannot expunge the memory of meandering, mind-wiping boredom and flabbergastation that is the new Thomas Jane flick The Mutant Chronicles »8/26/08 7:47pm8/26/08 7:47pm, I am lodging a formal but nonlegal complaint. I submit to you, honorable pop culture judges, the case for why — a feature film starring Thomas "Punisher" Jane and Ron…