The Rock Is Making His Own Version Of Guardians Of The Galaxy

At least, that’s certainly what the description of Alpha Squad Seven suggests. The film, which will star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, is “a four-quadrant action-comedy adventure set in space. Independence Day, Armageddon and Guardians of the Galaxy are some of the watchwords,” per the Hollywood Reporter. » 5/10/15 11:30am 5/10/15 11:30am

The Rock Makes A Kick-Ass Bambi In SNL's Live-Action Disney Parody

Disney's been having great success with live-action remakes of its classic animated films. So why not cast, as Saturday Night Live did last night, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as everyone's favorite deer ... and reconfigure the story as an over-the-top action thriller, with plenty of puns and guns for all? WHAM BAM BAMBI! » 3/29/15 9:30am 3/29/15 9:30am

Bruce Willis shoots all the things in the first G.I. Joe: Retaliation

Despite the terribleness of the first film and the second film's weird delay, I remain generally pretty positive about G.I. Joe: Retaliation. And this first clip from the movie, in which Bruce Willis and The Rock have a brief chat and then shoot/blow up a great, great many things, does nothing to change that.… » 3/05/13 12:40pm 3/05/13 12:40pm

The entire city of London is acceptable collateral damage in the new …

Having yanked the G.I. Joe movie sequel from its summer premiere at the last possible second to add some of that 3-D and Channing Tatum all the kids seem to love nowadays, Paramount would like to respectfully invite you all to remember G.I. Joe: Retaliation is a thing that will exist this coming spring, and it will… » 12/12/12 10:40am 12/12/12 10:40am

The Rock is here to guide you into manhood among the giant lizards

The Rock is here to teach you about being a man, while man-handling tiny elephants and riding around on giant bees. The Rock is strong but sensitive, and he's downright eager to guide you over the threshold into a new world of confusing sexuality, in which the scat of massive birds sprays all over people's faces and… » 2/10/12 9:00am 2/10/12 9:00am

What is Michael Caine thinking in this Journey 2 character poster?

Or more to the point, what is Michael Caine about to say to his agent once he gets home from doing this fiasco? Some new character posters for Journey 2, the sequel that absolutely nobody demanded, have come out. And they're like the posters from the waiting room to Photoshop Hell. I especially like the look on The… » 12/01/11 4:06pm 12/01/11 4:06pm