Despite the terribleness of the first film and the second film's weird delay, I remain generally pretty positive about G.I. Joe: Retaliation. And this first clip from the movie, in which Bruce Willis and The Rock have a brief chat and then shoot/blow up a great, great many things, does nothing to change that. However, …

Having yanked the G.I. Joe movie sequel from its summer premiere at the last possible second to add some of that 3-D and Channing Tatum all the kids seem to love nowadays, Paramount would like to respectfully invite you all to remember G.I. Joe: Retaliation is a thing that will exist this coming spring, and it will…

video In a perfect world, we wouldn't have to wait five more months for an unwanted 3D conversion of Jon M. Chu's G.I. Joe movie. No, we would have ALREADY seen this amazing showcase of action and quippy one-liners.

The Rock is here to teach you about being a man, while man-handling tiny elephants and riding around on giant bees. The Rock is strong but sensitive, and he's downright eager to guide you over the threshold into a new world of confusing sexuality, in which the scat of massive birds sprays all over people's faces and…

Or more to the point, what is Michael Caine about to say to his agent once he gets home from doing this fiasco? Some new character posters for Journey 2, the sequel that absolutely nobody demanded, have come out. And they're like the posters from the waiting room to Photoshop Hell. I especially like the look on The…

Remember Dwayne Johnson's sad adaptation of the first-person shooter game Doom? Well Hollywood isn't about to let that terrible franchise die out, like other 90s fads. In fact, Universal wants to reboot the Doom movie series — in 3D.

Suppose someone tried to relaunch Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda. What would you change? Who would you cast? That's the question former Andromeda writer Zack Stentz posed in a forum, and former showrunner Robert Hewitt Wolfe chimed in with some suggestions.

The Rock rolls on a pair of sateen tights in his role as the tooth fairy — get it? Beause that's effeminate, and he's masculine. New clips include Dwayne eating shrinking paste and flushing himself down the toilet. Comedy!

Planet 51 has an intriguing premise, promising advance clips, and acid-piddling dog straight out of Alien. But none of that can save a rambling movie that's never quite sure where it's going.

We warned you that Dwayne Johnson's hockey player turned tooth fairy movie was on its way. Now the trailer has arrived and you can watch the Rock sneak into kids' bedrooms, battle cats, and get taunted by Billy Crystal.