That's disappointing, to say the least. I was so hoping that this movie would be fun to watch. The acid-peeing alien dog straight out of Alien and the WALL-E-like cute Rover dog are just about the only reasons now for me to watch this, given all the reviews I've read. The question is, though, are those two characters enough to satisfy me? I suspect not.
@Pessimippopotamus: Nope. We don't even get a courtesy Hodgkin's Law of Parallel Planetary Development. We don't know why they speak English either, and strangely, no one particularly cares.
@Lauren Davis: Wow. I thought it would've made a cool backstory if they picked up our customs from radio and tv frequencies (obviously nonsensical) a la Omicron Persei 8.
@Pessimippopotamus: Yeah, given how much the Humaniacs look like astronauts (and they're called freaking "Humaniacs"), I thought we'd get some explanation. I bet it was in an earlier draft. This movie feels like it's been through a lot of drafts.
Well thats The Rocks film career firmly flushed down the shitter! I honestly wanted this to be good. But it looks bloody terrible. He is hosting RAW this week or next so I suppose a new contract deal might be good!!
There's an error in your post, Lauren. At the start of the second paragraph you say his recent movies were "comedies." I do not think that word means what you think it means.
Honestly, why is this here except as a troll post? Sure, it got me but I'm cranky. Is there any member of the io9 community interested in this?
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I love Dwayne Johnson and all his muscley goodness, but I refuse to attend films where 70% of the audience needs to hold their parent's hand when going to the restroom.
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Think of the semi-talented pro wrestlers. For just pennies a day you could save someone like poor little Dwayne from making the next Mr. Nanny!
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(small voice) Anyone else wanna go?
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(smaller voice) i hope it will be in imax.
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Honestly, why is this here except as a troll post? Sure, it got me but I'm cranky. Is there any member of the io9 community interested in this?
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At least they aren't trying to find a Sci-fi angle to post about Jon Gossellin or Roman Polanski.
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It looks stupid and aimed at 10 year-olds. It's going to be huge.
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I love Dwayne Johnson and all his muscley goodness, but I refuse to attend films where 70% of the audience needs to hold their parent's hand when going to the restroom.
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