Penultimate Fighter: A mixed martial arts tournament where the second-place fighter wins $ 10 million and a movie contract. The best fighter must act as emcee for county fair rock shows for the rest of his life.
Nice trick, Moff. I was all set to be pissed about a Running Man remake (although the Stephen King "Bachman Book" version could still make for a decent movie). You're evil enough to host your own reality t.v. show.
@ShubNecktie: Definitely, if they actually worked from the original novel instead of just using the dust-jacket synopsis to write their script from, it would be a truly awesome movie. But if it comes out anything like the turn that Ah-nold laid, I have to ask...just how emphatically can one say "No thanks"?
I've never been Godwin'ed before. I feel like I just went through some sort of initiation ceremony where frothing trolls beat me with misplaced apostrophes.
@crashedpc: A cease and desist all commerce order; seizure of premises and chattels; ban on use of public utilities for nonlicensed waste handlers; and a federal entry and inspection order.
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I'll tell you what's hazardous! You're facing federal prosecution for at least half a dozen environmental violations!
@Dormouse II: The Wrath of Gryphon: I did do a ginormous post about Arnie a couple months back, which nobody read because it was like a whole book. This is distilled down to its essence, plus I've realy rethought the true nature of Arnie's acting greatness. Like the fact that he is able to be manly in a yellow unitard, something I forgot to mention last time.
@Charlie Jane Anders: My gods, you've really, really thought this post through, didn't you? That's pretty sweet.
Funny thing is, I just Netflix'd The Running Man barely a month ago, and his sheer testosterone levels in that one completely mitigated the fact that yes, that is one bright canary yellow one piece body condom.
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Perhaps as a preemptive disclaimer I should say every one excluding The Last Action Hero..
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Probably because I never saw it. Thanks for the warning.
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Hilarity ensues.
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Definitely, if they actually worked from the original novel instead of just using the dust-jacket synopsis to write their script from, it would be a truly awesome movie. But if it comes out anything like the turn that Ah-nold laid, I have to ask...just how emphatically can one say "No thanks"?
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Contestant has to remain free for 30 days to win.
He has to send in a video report every day.
People are given money for a verified sighting of him.
It might actually work...
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We really need a show where people try to come up with the most pithy remark in response to something without showing they're really trying.
Winners could recieve a gold star for their efforts.
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Brilliant post Moff.
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I really want some bbq right now.
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I've never been Godwin'ed before. I feel like I just went through some sort of initiation ceremony where frothing trolls beat me with misplaced apostrophes.
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I'll tell you what's hazardous! You're facing federal prosecution for at least half a dozen environmental violations!
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Weird.
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Funny thing is, I just Netflix'd The Running Man barely a month ago, and his sheer testosterone levels in that one completely mitigated the fact that yes, that is one bright canary yellow one piece body condom.
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