Haha. Jumper. I loved the book when I was in middle school because it contained ladies and bewbs, but I read the relatively recent sequel and thought it was incredibly derivative and boring.
@mikumiku: Ben Stiller's Joaquin Pheonix spoof - the wacky Frenchman's magic riddled speech - the Apatow segment w/ Seth Rogen and James Franco. I really enjoyed the show overall and HUGE-Ackman did a darn good job with all that singing and dancing.
i love all the shit they gave 'the reader' (which i loved btw - the movie and the book) w/ the opening number and the judd apatow sketch. i'm glad the academy knows that hardly anyone sees these lofty, esoteric films they nominate every year.
@MinervaAlpaca: I'm glad Vampira made it in the 'In Memoriam' section too. So why did Patrick McGoohan not get noticed during the necro-roll, though? What, did Howard Hughes playing ICE STATION ZEBRA in his room on a 24/7 basis break some big Oscar taboo?
The "on the cheap" number was mildly amusing: good for Anne H being able to get that high note and kudos to Jackman for sounding winded in his mic. (Yes, dancing and singing at the same time is tough work.)
The big production number with Bouncy (whatsername?) lip-syncing while everyone else sang their guts out was embarrassing. Baz Lurmann, your visa has been canceled. Please report to LA-X for immediate deportation.
Rough for TDK - Hollywood loves the money movies like that make but hates to be seen with it (like your cousin who makes a fortune selling Amway.)
And the cynic in me feels, if Heath had been eating M&M's that night and woke up the next day with a hangover, Hollywood would have been more than happy to pass him over last night too.
Before anyone throws a brick, I'm not saying the Oscar went to a sub-standard performance. I'm saying his untimely passing forced Hollywood to grudgingly recognize a good one they'd rather have ignored because it wasn't for "a serious piece of work."
@Officer Jim Pantsoffski: I'll definitely agree with that last bit. Had Heath not passed away earlier I doubt that he would have been up for an academy award. Also agree that its not undeserved, but... The Academy often likes to be pretentious and go for the movies that don't make any sense.
This is the first time I've EVER watched the Oscars the whole way through and I actually enjoyed it - Hugh did a good job and there were some funny moments - the Frenchman and his magic tricks, the domo arigato speech, deniro's mini-tribute to sean penn, etc etc.
The Oscars are like the concept of an SF story -- an arcane institution, arbiter of culture for generations, finds itself irrelevant and besieged as an interconnected, opinionated society emerges through new technologies.
D) Star Wars is more classic than Annie Hall (highly debatable)
E) All of the above
The sad part? I can't say any of the movies in the best picture category were better than Slumdog Millionaire. It was a good movie. Just not best movie material. Neither were any of the others in the category. The Dark Knight or Wall-E both deserved that over generic "feel-good uplifting movie of the year #367."
@Paul_Is_Drunk: I love Star Wars as much as any crazed fan, but to even think you can compare it to Annie Hall is geek hubris run amuck. Similarly, Shakespeare In Love only had that no-talent hack, Tom Stoppard contributing to the screenplay. How dare it triumph over the painfully contrived, utterly illogical Saving Private Ryan which was ripped apart by none less than William Goldman for being so. Elizabeth might have stood a chance if it bore the name of its real main character, Walsingham. The Thin Red Line is an overly long lesson in how books and movies are different mediums and what works in one doesn't work in another. And Life Is Beautiful winning anything much less being nominated remains an Academy disgrace. The movie that deserved to win, won.
@NotArthurPDragon: a cursory glance at modern culture would reveal the massive impact star wars has had, and continues to have, on modern culture. star wars is by any objective metric a classic. the fact that it was a summer blockbuster and a science fiction epic should not preclude it from being compared favorably with other films. just because it was popular or geeky doesn't mean anyone that thinks it did something no other movie did before it is a 'crazed fan' whose 'hubris [has] run amuck.'
I particularly loved his ending, singing "I'm Wolveriiiiiiine!" I laughed, in a good way.
I don't get the hate on the show. I actually watched the whole thing, and I haven't done that in years. Not perfect, but at least Hugh wasn't trying to be funny. He was just charming.
I wrote this story too. Except it was about a talking lobster and his imaginary friend trying to save the rainbow forest from the evil King Vicious III.
@OW-Holmes: What!? you totally ripped off my story about a talking crab and his imaginary friend trying to save the rainbow jungle from Queen Malicious III!
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And wtf, Jericho? I thought that ended five minutes after it started.
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What's that Joker? (Heath Ledger)
You'll be back!
You know somehow,
I don't think you will be.
:(
SORRY
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Not really bad taste.
03/11/09
Three tampons were walking down the street.
Which one said hello?
None cos they are all stuck up cunts.
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Yay!
- Heath Ledger won the Best Supporting Actor
- Hugh Jackman as the host
- Wall-E
- Domo Arigato Mr Roboto!
- Jack Black betting on Pixar using Dreamworks money
- Set design
Nay!
- Wall-E screenplay lost to Milk
- Moving/panning cam work during memoriam
Anymore?
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I think they just couldn't figure out how to get a bouncy musical number out of Holocaust movie . . . :)
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How often do you see footage from PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE on the Oscars?
Somewhere Ed Wood is smiling . . . .
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The big production number with Bouncy (whatsername?) lip-syncing while everyone else sang their guts out was embarrassing. Baz Lurmann, your visa has been canceled. Please report to LA-X for immediate deportation.
Rough for TDK - Hollywood loves the money movies like that make but hates to be seen with it (like your cousin who makes a fortune selling Amway.)
And the cynic in me feels, if Heath had been eating M&M's that night and woke up the next day with a hangover, Hollywood would have been more than happy to pass him over last night too.
Before anyone throws a brick, I'm not saying the Oscar went to a sub-standard performance. I'm saying his untimely passing forced Hollywood to grudgingly recognize a good one they'd rather have ignored because it wasn't for "a serious piece of work."
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Everyone I know who's actually from India.
02/23/09
And this is from someone whose sat through HOURS of bad Bollywood.
02/23/09
A) Pulp Fiction was better than Forrest Gump
B) Brokeback Mountain was better than Crash
C) Anything was better than Shakespeare in love
D) Star Wars is more classic than Annie Hall (highly debatable)
E) All of the above
The sad part? I can't say any of the movies in the best picture category were better than Slumdog Millionaire. It was a good movie. Just not best movie material. Neither were any of the others in the category. The Dark Knight or Wall-E both deserved that over generic "feel-good uplifting movie of the year #367."
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I don't get the hate on the show. I actually watched the whole thing, and I haven't done that in years. Not perfect, but at least Hugh wasn't trying to be funny. He was just charming.
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