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Lets not forget Cash907 that the makers of this movie blatantly lied and billed this crap as “real footage”. Its one thing to say something is “based” on a true story and quite another to make up the storie and then sell it to the public as authentic. Although I could tell the “real footage” was fake from the get go, there were still lots of people in the theater that thought it was real. I even received lasers from some people when at one point I had to laugh at the bad acting by the supposed “real people”. Also don’t forget Cash 907 that people like Michael Moore sell their “documentaries” as real as well.
@Cash907Censored: I know. Oh gods. If the "This is really true guys, like totally believe us," vibe didn't clue you in, then wow, I don't know what to say. #thefourthkind
@Cash907Censored: What, I'm not allowed to make fun of fake documentaries now? What next, no making fun of Heroes? Do you want my life to be a barren wasteland of earnestness or what? #thefourthkind
@Annalee Newitz: It's funny to kick something that takes itself seriously, or at least try's to back up it's pretense.
Kicking a dead horse, or in this case, pointing at dead horse you've already kicked, and saying "Hey, that horse is still dead," is just a waste. A scintillating deconstruction of the latest episode of Heroes like a lab scene in CSI with a beat you dance to, not a waste.
@Annalee Newitz:
No no, make fun of it all you want, but when was the last time you double posted on a single ep of Heroes that didn't involve lesbian kissing action Claire? If there was anyone out there that actually thought this was a real documentary, well that's just sad. #thefourthkind
NOOOO!!! My life is shattered now. I don't know what to think anymore..... what next, your going to say that Paranormal Activity doesn't invole real ghosts...
*puts fingers in ears* LALALALALALALALALALALLA #thefourthkind
It's like when Mrs Emilio Lizardo protests that it's "based on a true story" and I agree that yes, "once there was a man...." Everything after that is acomplete crock. #thefourthkind
@Dr Emilio Lizardo: Its sad to say there are alot of people out there that believe if it says its "based on a true story" they believe all of it... #thefourthkind
@Dr Emilio Lizardo:
No, but see, it _is_ based on a true story. See, the guy who wrote the screenplay was sitting in a bar, and this other guy a couple seats away was talking loudly with his buddy about how it'd be cool if there was a cheesy film about alien abductions. Bing bang boom, and dude stumbles home with a completed screenplay written on bar napkins, based on the true story of him overhearing stuff in a bar. #thefourthkind
you mean that photoshoped extreme closeup of a barn owl's face isn't a photoshoped extreme closeup of a ALIEN barn owl's face?!? I have lost all faith in hollywood. #thefourthkind
@Brian Fowler:
No, he's Bat-Castrato. From the original picture it's pretty clear that he was dreaming of a career in opera singing, but he didn't have the body for the male parts. #thefourthkind
@AmishJohn: Hey the people who buy the tabloids, they buy American!
Think of all the photo-manipulators and now photoshoppers they have put through college.
Think of all the children who can eat a well balanced breakfast because their parents write for those tabloids.
Think of all the postal workers who continue to draw a paycheck because the non-sane continue to send their deranged writings in by snail mail, so the man can't read it with his internets.
So I say, scorn not the tabloids! At least in this grand country they're fit to print what ain't! #thefourthkind
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Wow, you are right. I'd say it doesn't look like a word anymore, but since it never was a word, it's stable. #thefourthkind
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What is it with you and dead horses lately anyway? What was it about this flick that got stuck in your craw so? #thefourthkind
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Kicking a dead horse, or in this case, pointing at dead horse you've already kicked, and saying "Hey, that horse is still dead," is just a waste. A scintillating deconstruction of the latest episode of Heroes like a lab scene in CSI with a beat you dance to, not a waste.
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No no, make fun of it all you want, but when was the last time you double posted on a single ep of Heroes that didn't involve lesbian kissing action Claire? If there was anyone out there that actually thought this was a real documentary, well that's just sad. #thefourthkind
11/09/09
*puts fingers in ears* LALALALALALALALALALALLA #thefourthkind
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It's like when Mrs Emilio Lizardo protests that it's "based on a true story" and I agree that yes, "once there was a man...." Everything after that is acomplete crock. #thefourthkind
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No, but see, it _is_ based on a true story. See, the guy who wrote the screenplay was sitting in a bar, and this other guy a couple seats away was talking loudly with his buddy about how it'd be cool if there was a cheesy film about alien abductions. Bing bang boom, and dude stumbles home with a completed screenplay written on bar napkins, based on the true story of him overhearing stuff in a bar. #thefourthkind
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Shouldn't he be Bat... Adult by now? #thefourthkind
11/09/09
No, he's Bat-Castrato. From the original picture it's pretty clear that he was dreaming of a career in opera singing, but he didn't have the body for the male parts. #thefourthkind
11/09/09
Think of all the photo-manipulators and now photoshoppers they have put through college.
Think of all the children who can eat a well balanced breakfast because their parents write for those tabloids.
Think of all the postal workers who continue to draw a paycheck because the non-sane continue to send their deranged writings in by snail mail, so the man can't read it with his internets.
So I say, scorn not the tabloids! At least in this grand country they're fit to print what ain't! #thefourthkind