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    The 5 Science Fiction Tales That Made Us Love Virtual Reality

    Science Fiction Sex Toys We'd Like In The Real World

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    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    06/03/09

    In reply to The 5 Science Fiction Tales That Made Us Love Virtual Reality
    What? No Overdrawn at the Memory Bank!? Blasphemy! [www.imdb.com]

    Okay, just kidding. It was pure cheesetronium from 1983. But it was from a John Varley short story and starred Rauol Julia.


    And now the MST3K clip:



    Yay for fart jokes!

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    Image of bluehinter bluehinter
    06/02/09

    In reply to The 5 Science Fiction Tales That Made Us Love Virtual Reality
    Doctor Who came (debatably) pretty close to VR a couple of other times:


    The earliest I can think of was the Master Brain computer in the second Doctor adventure The Mind Robber, which occupied a white void outside of time and space, and was capable of giving physical form to objects and characters thought up by it's human operator.


    You could argue against it being VR because the action took place in a pocket universe, rather than a digitized computer environment, but given recent theorizing about quantum computing, perhaps this episode was even further ahead of the curve than Deadly Assassin.


    Likewise, you've also got the Miniscope in Carnival of Monsters, and later, the CET machine from Nightmare of Eden, both of which miniaturize small chunks of physical space, and store them on computer chips.


    Again, this slightly bends the definition of VR, since the environments are real, but held in an electronic "buffer" (which probably makes them closer to the Enterprise's transporters than anything else)


    Finally, during the unfilmed 23rd season, the 6th Doctor was to have reencountered the Celestial Toymaker, operating out of a Blackpool fun fair, who had developed a new fully-immersive video game that killed players for real once they used up their allotted "lives." (No word on whether the crystaline Space Invaders-themed monsters would then spend the next several seconds teabagging their victims' corpses and compulsively rifling through their pockets for loot)

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    Image of cynopt cynopt
    06/02/09

    In reply to The 5 Science Fiction Tales That Made Us Love Virtual Reality
    Ah, naughtiness on the holodeck, one of the leading causes of slash-fiction on the internet. Reminds me of my favorite bit from Trekkies:

    "This IS counselor Troi!"
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    Image of Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.
    06/02/09

    In reply to The 5 Science Fiction Tales That Made Us Love Virtual Reality
    Flag! The penalty is on Graeme, Unnecessary Roughness... Jeff Fahey gains 10 yards, 1st down.
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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    04/16/09

    In reply to Science Fiction Sex Toys We'd Like In The Real World
    Six is most emphatically NOT a sexbot. In her stead, I offer Mr Universe's lovebot from Serenity.
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    Image of KhaiJB KhaiJB
    04/16/09

    @vulcanized and zombified: Six from Tripping the Rift is tho ;)
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    04/16/09

    In reply to Science Fiction Sex Toys We'd Like In The Real World
    Forget my jetpack. Where's my teledildonics?
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    04/16/09

    In reply to Science Fiction Sex Toys We'd Like In The Real World
    Also, I LOVE the things this list references. Sleeper, Lawnmower Man, and Sky-Doll are all wonderful.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    04/16/09

    In reply to Science Fiction Sex Toys We'd Like In The Real World
    Yes, the robot can have sex with me. But I'm not really turned on until it can raise me from the dead when I've been shot. Thank you, Sky-Doll.

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    Image of I'm Waitin' for Dolemite I'm Waitin' for Dolemite
    04/16/09

    In reply to Science Fiction Sex Toys We'd Like In The Real World
    Can anyone remember who invented my favorite neologism for a "sex robot" a


    Prosthetute


    Was it Brin?

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    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    04/16/09

    @I'm Waitin' for Dolemite: I think Moebius used it in The Incal.
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    Image of tetracycloide tetracycloide
    04/16/09

    In reply to Science Fiction Sex Toys We'd Like In The Real World
    [obligatory post about some kind of sex toy / device / cosmetic surgury from poster's list of favorite sci-fi stories that was left off the list]
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    Image of Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip! Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip!
    04/16/09

    @tetracycloide:

    Now you aren't even trying.
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    Image of tetracycloide tetracycloide
    04/16/09

    @Belabras Ate My Baby!: i slip in and out of bouts of metacommenting
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/16/09

    In reply to Science Fiction Sex Toys We'd Like In The Real World
    One word. Holodeck.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    04/16/09

    @Pessimipopotamus is off to the LB Grand Prix: Yes, I know it's mentioned up there.
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    Image of Aethelred Aethelred
    04/16/09

    In reply to Science Fiction Sex Toys We'd Like In The Real World
    And forget not Larry Niven's "tasp" toy,
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    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    04/16/09

    @Aethelred: I thought those went directly into your pleasure center. Didn't bother with your genitals to make you happy, just ZAP right into your brain.
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    Image of KhaiJB KhaiJB
    04/16/09

    In reply to Science Fiction Sex Toys We'd Like In The Real World
    and who can forget the rip cord starter ... penis rebuild ... from 'Space Truckers'....
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    Image of Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.
    04/16/09

    @KhaiJB: Thats the first and last time the the phrase "Who can forget" and "Space Truckers will appear in the same sentence.
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    Image of KhaiJB KhaiJB
    04/16/09

    @Garrison Dean: other than that sentence ;)
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    Image of Mr. Strange Mr. Strange
    04/16/09

    In reply to Science Fiction Sex Toys We'd Like In The Real World
    What about that thing in Demolition Man?
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    Image of Rasselas Rasselas
    04/16/09

    @Mr. Strange: His name is Sylvester Stallone, thank you very much.
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