@Dormouse II: The Wrath of Gryphon: I did do a ginormous post about Arnie a couple months back, which nobody read because it was like a whole book. This is distilled down to its essence, plus I've realy rethought the true nature of Arnie's acting greatness. Like the fact that he is able to be manly in a yellow unitard, something I forgot to mention last time.
@Charlie Jane Anders: My gods, you've really, really thought this post through, didn't you? That's pretty sweet.
Funny thing is, I just Netflix'd The Running Man barely a month ago, and his sheer testosterone levels in that one completely mitigated the fact that yes, that is one bright canary yellow one piece body condom.
i would follow arnie's lead in the sixth day. if a clone of myself, body and mind as in the film, was having sex with my wife i would do the only logical thing: join forces with my clone to have a threesome with my wife. what better purpose could their possibly be for human cloning.
@Grrsn Dn: *blink* I do believe that we have reached a sufficiently strong counterargument to the original comment. Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not elaborate.
@Grrsn Dn & ManchuCandidate: i was opperating under the assumption that i wasn't in control of the cloning and just found myself sexing my wife a la the film.
obviously if i can clone anyone i want as many times as i want there'd be dozens of both of us all at the same time.
@tetracycloide: Again, I gotta go with just one me and a dozen wives. Maybe one more me so I can tag team when I get tired, but honestly I'd rather just politely ask for a clone of Bruce Willis so I knew that my wife was in good hands while I was taking a breather.
@crashedpc: I am envisioning both: the high-end Duplicaant brothels of Amsterdam that come with complimentary hashish, the mutant duplijitas of Tijuana that give you sexually-transmitted Anthrax-Leprosy Pi. It's a whole crazy scene.
@tetracycloide: Even better, how about cloning yourself, but moving around a chromosome or two to make a FEMALE you. Then you can fuck yourself! But, like, a chick version of you! Hot, right?
@Grrsn Dn: What is it about Zippo lighters? They honestly have the ability to time travel. Not only can you find one in Shakesperian England, but you can find one that still lights 700 years in the future w/Wall-E.
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Weird.
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Funny thing is, I just Netflix'd The Running Man barely a month ago, and his sheer testosterone levels in that one completely mitigated the fact that yes, that is one bright canary yellow one piece body condom.
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p.s. swordfighting.
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obviously if i can clone anyone i want as many times as i want there'd be dozens of both of us all at the same time.
and maybe a sheep or two.
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No. A female version of me would be one butt ugly female.
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Which renders this entire article moot.
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...But just between you and me, I kinda liked "Last Action Hero".
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