Expendables 3 Is Your Ultimate Cure For Frozen Overload

Two years ago, io9's own Garrison Dean proved that Expendables 2 was the most important movie of summer 2012. (Yes, more important than Avengers.) Because America. And explosions. Now Dean is back, with a trailer that shows how Expendables 3 will help balance out the lingering sweetness of your Frozen addiction. » 8/14/14 6:00pm 8/14/14 6:00pm

What If Game Of Thrones Was A Classic Sitcom?

The opening credits would probably look something like this. We're so excited about the return of Game of Thrones on Sunday, we asked our friend Garrison Dean to imagine what the show would look like if it was a classic 1970s-1980s sitcom. But what he came up with was way more insane than we ever expected. » 4/03/14 8:00am 4/03/14 8:00am

io9's Official Valentine's Day Cards, For That Special Geek In Your Life

This is Garrison Dean, io9's resident viscount of photoshopperie, reporting in. Much like your significant other, I've been distant, busy with work, and just not fulfilling your needs. But it's Valentine's Day! And on Valentine's Day, I can make up for all my shortcomings and patch our fragile relationship with a… » 2/14/12 7:00am 2/14/12 7:00am

The Blood and Awesomeness-Soaked Trailer that Conan DESERVES! [NSFW]

Come on, we've got a hard R new Conan film coming out with plenty of red band footage online. Did you think I wasn't going to do a trailer? » 8/11/11 12:04pm 8/11/11 12:04pm

This is a Disaster: If the Transformers 3 trailer took on all naysayers

There will come a day in the future where humanity wises up and realizes the brilliance of Sir Michael Bay. I only hope I'm alive to witness it. Remember: nothing succeeds likes excess. » 6/25/11 10:00am 6/25/11 10:00am

The funniest, creepiest, and most original io9 videos of the year

Did you miss io9's 1980s-style Firefly intro, (now with more awesome), or Simon Tam's new TV-doctor drama? Don't worry — we've got the best of 2010's original video content, tributes, and the most deranged collection of Found Footage right here. » 12/31/10 10:35am 12/31/10 10:35am

Disaster, Immortalized.

Last week Annalee told me that io9 was going to devote a week to "Disasters", and wondered if I'd like to do something special. Disaster being my "thing," I said yes. » 11/28/10 7:45am 11/28/10 7:45am

The only post-apocalyptic condom ad you're ever likely to see [NSFW]

For some reason, the Buenos Aires branch of elite ad company Young & Rubicam figured that the best way to advertise condoms . . . is with images of a burning apocalypse? We've got the full (mildly NSFW) ad below. » 7/29/10 12:00pm 7/29/10 12:00pm

The REAL reason Simon Tam wasn't in our 1980s Firefly intro!

People complained that we left Simon Tam out of our 1980s-style Firefly opening credits. You failed to realize: That was Firefly's second-season intro. By then, Sean Maher had cashed in on his unbelievable popularity, with a spin-off. Check it out. » 7/11/10 12:00pm 7/11/10 12:00pm

FIREFLY: The Credits Sequence It Deserved!

Joss Whedon's Firefly was awesome, but its title sequence really didn't sell the show. What Firefly really needed was a kick-ass, old-school, synth-happy, guitar-solo, Yay Spaceships, 1980s-style intro credit sequence. And here it is. Joss, you can thank me later. » 7/08/10 3:00pm 7/08/10 3:00pm

The Only Way To Save The Environment May Be Setting An Oil Slick On Fire

This white, foamy oil slick appears almost beautiful in this satellite image — but it's set to become the worst oil spill in U.S. history. The Coast Guard is considering setting it on fire to save the environment. » 4/27/10 2:38pm 4/27/10 2:38pm


Happy Easter all. Thought I'd take the short holiday to bring you all brand new fresh disaster!!! Maybe I put my all easter eggs in one basket here, but it's a good basket.

» 4/04/10 12:00pm 4/04/10 12:00pm

To Get No Valentines . . . Would Be A Disaster!!!

When io9 asked me if I could break away from my busy schedule of being awesome and create some disastrous Valentines . . . How could I say no? I love you all, and dammit you deserve it!!! » 2/09/10 10:00am 2/09/10 10:00am

The state of the USA Today? IT'S A DISASTER!!!

Or, at least, it is when they interview moi for a pleasant fluff piece about fan-created trailers. Annalee can have the NY Times. USA Today had color before it was cool.
» 1/24/10 11:00am 1/24/10 11:00am

This Is A..."Disaster by Candlelight"?!?

So, I had done a couple of Disasters for you when I woke up Saturday morning to an apartment with no power. So I got some breakfast and went record shopping. » 9/27/09 4:00pm 9/27/09 4:00pm