The First TMNT Movie Figures Reveal Pretty Much Everybody

They could be worse! Sure, most of Splinter's snout is disturbingly pink and you can still see his little Fu Manchu mustache, but Shredder's armor is appropriately ridiculous. Also, the Turtles' weird noses are less noticeable on the figures (if they were even sculpted), and that's definitely an improvement. » 5/07/14 11:49am 5/07/14 11:49am

​Why Bitching About Children's Cartoons Is Such A Noble Pursuit

We have a very special mail column today, in that it is slightly different from my other mail columns! I hope you don't mind. If you do, I'm a still a fake mailman in the future being chased by rogue armies, post-apocalyptic thugs, and god knows what else. I have bigger problems than your feelings. » 4/16/14 8:33am 4/16/14 8:33am

43-Year-Old Johnny Knoxville Is Now Voicing Leonardo In The TMNT Movie

Although everyone supposed that they would be voiced by their young mo-cap actors, the Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie has just announced that it's recasting its voice roles. And now the teenage leader of the TMNT will be voiced by Jackass' Johnny Knoxville, who hasn't been a teen since 1990. » 4/03/14 5:30pm 4/03/14 5:30pm