​Why Bitching About Children's Cartoons Is Such A Noble Pursuit

We have a very special mail column today, in that it is slightly different from my other mail columns! I hope you don't mind. If you do, I'm a still a fake mailman in the future being chased by rogue armies, post-apocalyptic thugs, and god knows what else. I have bigger problems than your feelings. » 4/16/14 8:33am Wednesday 8:33am

43-Year-Old Johnny Knoxville Is Now Voicing Leonardo In The TMNT Movie

Although everyone supposed that they would be voiced by their young mo-cap actors, the Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie has just announced that it's recasting its voice roles. And now the teenage leader of the TMNT will be voiced by Jackass' Johnny Knoxville, who hasn't been a teen since 1990. » 4/03/14 5:30pm 4/03/14 5:30pm

The Miami Heat's Chris Bosh steps in for Idris Elba on Hulk

It's a strange week for cartoons - a two-time NBA champ takes the place of a fan favorite actor on Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H., the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fight the pizza topping of their dreams (a giant psychedelic mushroom), and if you close your eyes for long enough during certain scenes of Robocop, you… » 2/15/14 7:00am 2/15/14 7:00am

Frank Miller's Role in the Secret Origins of the Teenage Mutant Ninja…

The Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles were created in 1984 by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird. But it turns out that the roots of the story about the four mutated-turtles, who assume the name of Renaissance-era artists and don masks to fight crime, could go much further back than that. » 1/31/14 4:20pm 1/31/14 4:20pm

An even better look at all four of Michael Bay's new Ninja Turtles

We were all pleasantly surprised at the badass and not terrible redesign the Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie gave its titular stars. But now we have our best look yet at the official Turtles, thanks to some new promotional art — including what their faces look like. » 1/31/14 7:20am 1/31/14 7:20am

Is this what Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles look like?

So far the only actual turtles we've seen from Michael Bay's live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie have consisted of actors in Mocap suits and this creepy incognito turtle. But maybe this horrifying Halloween costume is our first real glimpse. In which case... there could be trouble. » 1/22/14 8:00pm 1/22/14 8:00pm

The most controversial pen-and-paper RPGs ever made

There are RPGs we love, and then there are RPGs that cause us to shudder and make the sign of the cross. Make your offerings to Saint Gygax, then gird yourself for this harrowing list of the most controversial and notorious RPGs ever published. » 12/16/13 11:14am 12/16/13 11:14am