Not exploding strippers, although that would be a reasonable mistake. Nope, it'sjust four pretty boy actors in rather bulky mo-cap suits, complete with mo-cap shells. And I assume those guys in black around them are our first look at the evil Foot ninja, although with Bay you never really know.

First the good news; Megan Fox, who plays April O'Neil in the Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, was seen wearing April's iconic yellow on set! Sure, it was only a jacket, and Megan Fox looks nothing like any April otherwise, and... sorry. That's not good news. I was just trying to brace you.

The folks at Fox's ADHD animation block behind "Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man" have struck again, this time taking a "realistic" look at what large turtles with basic ninja training might be like (don't think too hard about that sentence). The short answer is "gross."

After a long, hard-fought battle, common sense finally won a victory over Michael Bay when Paramount released the logo for their TMNT reboot movie at CinemaCon, which revealed the title to be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and not merely Ninja Turtles as Michael Bay had previously announced.

While we await the Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie with no small amount of anxiety, here's a take on TMNT that's sure to delight fans of the 1980s cartoon. Teenage Average Normal Turtles wouldn't make a half-bad webseries, although I'd try to keep these pet turtles away from rhinos and…

Not that we imagined there was much likelihood of Michael Bay putting people in rubber suits for his TMNT movie, Deadline reveals that the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles flick will contain motion-captured actors, much like the Na'vi in James Cameron's Avatar.

It’s hard to find good help these days — or any day, really. If you’re an evil mastermind, hiring a decent henchman to help you take over the world is usually a lot harder than the taking over the world part. Here are just a few of the most famous evil henchmen who never won “employee of the month.”

A few weeks back Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle producer Michael Bay announced that Megan Fox would be joining the TMNT family. And everyone freaked out including Turtles co-creator Peter Laird. The turtle maker took to his blog to lash out at the decision to cast Fox as April O'Neil in Jonathan Liebesman's movie.

This week in the world of cartoons, we find out if Ahsoka will be kicked out of the Jedi Order (or worse) on the season finale of Clone Wars, the cast of Gravity Falls find themselves in a bottomless pit, and Anthony Bourdain makes a guest appearance on Archer as a crazed celebrity chef!

If you believe in some sort of deity, it might be time to offer he/she/it/them a little prayer of thanks — Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, which as you'll recall might not have turtles in it but will have Megan Fox, has been delayed yet again until June 6th, 2014. Additionally, while most early…