Why Michael Bay Can Make Movies About Cartoons That Kids Can’t See

Greetings but no salutations, my friends! We have no time for salutations because we have important things to talk about! Why is Michael Bay allowed to turn TMNT into softcore porn? What the hell is happening to Sansa on Game of Thrones? And, most importantly, why do I hate Batman? (Answer: I’m secretly Egghead.) » 5/07/15 12:00pm 5/07/15 12:00pm

A Shell-Full Of TMNT2 News, Including The First Look At Casey Jones

There’s been a weird abundance of news regarding the Michael Bay-produced sequel to the live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie over the last 24 hours. Bay’s given us the first look at Arrow’s Stephen Amell as Casey Jones, an Oscar winner has joined the cast, and also holy @#$% what is Megan Fox wearing » 5/01/15 8:55am 5/01/15 8:55am

Like It Or Not, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 Begins Filming In April

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sequel is set to begin filming next month in New York City and Buffalo. We didn't much care for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but it was a huge hit, ergo sequel. One good thing: rumor is part two (actually the sixth TMNT movie) will feature some fan-fave villains. » 3/22/15 12:50pm 3/22/15 12:50pm

The TMNT Sequel Will Feature Some Familiar (Mutated) Faces

Good news! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 producer Andrew Form has confirmed that Shredder's mutated minions Bebop and Rocksteady will definitely star in the sequel, and that they're trying to get fan favorite vigilante Casey Jones in there as well. Give me Monsterex as well and I'll even get behind a Best Picture… » 12/09/14 9:56am 12/09/14 9:56am

Is This Concept Art From The Teenage Mutant Ninja Alien-Turtle Movie?!

Artist Tsvetomir Georgiev just released a bevy of unused villain concept art for the Michael Bay-produced TMNT movie, seemingly back from the first draft when the Turtles were going to be aliens. Which means this may be the first look at "Schrader," the soldier-Shredder William Fichter was supposed to play. » 10/14/14 6:48am 10/14/14 6:48am

Guardians of the Galaxy Outpaces Transformers To Set 10-Day Record

To the surprise of many, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles unseated Guardians of the Galaxy this weekend, taking the top slot at the box office with a $65-million opening. But don't feel bad for GotG –ten days out from its release, the film is projected to have grossed $175,922,000 (compared to Transformers' 10-day figure… » 8/10/14 12:20pm 8/10/14 12:20pm

The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Fails In Every Possible Way

It's not enough to say that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot is kind of a lousy movie. You want to be able to draw some kind of lesson from its crapness, or at least pick through the debris for some hint of what it could have been. To that end, here are all the ways that TMNT 2014 fails. » 8/08/14 9:00am 8/08/14 9:00am

​13 Of The Most Ridiculous TMNT Villains Of All Time

The Shredder has always been the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' most deadly foe, but the TMNT can't fight an evil ninja every day of the week. It would get boring! So of course their rogue's gallery expanded to include mutants, aliens, demons and… uh, a guy named Joey. Here's a baker's dozen of the TMNT's least… » 8/05/14 10:00am 8/05/14 10:00am