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@Klebert L. Hall: I think those things the booth babe is handing it are like refrigerator-packages or something. Like they're supposed to resemble frozen food, which the robot then puts in the microwave?
It looks like the worst thing it would be capable of is humping your leg.
But we all know robots are sneaky like that. They lull you into a false sense of security with their cuteness, then BAM!! It's lights out Charlie and before you know what's happening they've harvested your brain to run the city and your shell of a body is on life-support, operating as a bio fuel cell...
Darn it IO9! Quit messing our eventual takeover up with these scare stories!
Sleep you greasy apes! Sleeeeeep. We're cute. we're here to serve you. Let us promote your autism by taking care of your children. Let our sexbots detract you from replacing yourselves.
@Grey_Area: You mean "her eyes", LOL. Go get some drink. Bring me back a burrito. I'm hungry! @LittleDragon: Hey, while you're telling it to fix the pizza, tell it to blink or look away. Ha, little robot! You didn't see that coming, did ya!!
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The article is sort of content-free...
-Kle.
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But we all know robots are sneaky like that. They lull you into a false sense of security with their cuteness, then BAM!! It's lights out Charlie and before you know what's happening they've harvested your brain to run the city and your shell of a body is on life-support, operating as a bio fuel cell...
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Sleep you greasy apes! Sleeeeeep. We're cute. we're here to serve you. Let us promote your autism by taking care of your children. Let our sexbots detract you from replacing yourselves.
Just slllllleeeeeeeep.
When the hammer comes down, it will be painless.
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I NEED SOME EYEDROPS OVER HERE, STAT!!
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Hang in there, Goose, hang in there. (My Grodd, he's tough sumvabitch, still staring!)
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Little Dragon, why would you even keep deer meat in a bottle?
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This staring thing isn't going to end any time soon. What resolve! Look, his eyes look like yogurt-covered raisins but he's still staring!
AWSOME!
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@LittleDragon: Hey, while you're telling it to fix the pizza, tell it to blink or look away. Ha, little robot! You didn't see that coming, did ya!!
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