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Gann
12/19/08

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So Steel is made out of Kung Fu, Beer, and a combination of Minigun, Battle Axe, Daggers, Jetpack, Helicopter, Microwave, Tank, Jet Figher, Throwing Stars, and of course Nunchucks.
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geekgrrl
12/19/08

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what, no vikings?
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strider_mt2k
12/19/08

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Explosion.

Nice.
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Ddoom
12/18/08

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The simple fact that Ninja is present with an atomic number of 2 while Pirates are delegated an atomic number of 9 will forever keep this chart from attaining true permanence.
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AmishJohn
12/18/08

@Ddoom: Ninjas are stable solo, while pirates form groups. I see no problem. Plus, pirates tend to be denser than ninja.
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Mathmos
12/18/08

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No Pizza?
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Grey_Area
12/18/08

@Mathmos: Pizza is an alloy.
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AmishJohn
12/18/08

@Grey_Area: They've got cheese and sausage, but seem lacking in substrate materials (tomato & crust) - unless you're supposed to eat them sashimi -style off of the Bb's.
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Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
12/18/08

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I think chocolate should be a little higher, and WTF at Sagat.
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Daveinva
12/18/08

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I think sex might be a little high. Although it *is* difficult to obtain, especially in its enriched form.

That said, if sex is on there, but the blowjob is not? I'm sorry, sex is cool but blowjobs are *awesome*.

Finally-- no ligers?
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Annalee Newitz
12/18/08

@Daveinva: OMG so true about blowjobs. They should have been on the list.
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Gann
12/19/08

@Daveinva: Blowjobs are a compound of SX and SG.
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axl456
12/18/08

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chuck norris has the 11th number? WTF?!!!

that`s not scientifically correct!!
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Gann
12/19/08

@axl456: Actually, He's #1 squared which he allowed them to represent with 11, because he loves bacon so much.
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♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
12/18/08

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hoodies, sunglasses, scars, and tattoos = my life story. great placement because that's some heavy shit. would have liked to see sneakers.

mutants are also amazing so.... this person seems really in tune with awesomeness....

p.s. ramen kicks ass.
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Torley
12/18/08

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Bob Saget's on it but not Tourettes Guy? Come on now.
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HawaiianActor
12/18/08

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i love that Chuck Norris is the only one that does not need an abbreviation. even a fictional list of awesome cannot condense the Chuck Norris.

Also, the idea of a Dr Dragon makes me chuckle
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JaviDecimal
12/18/08

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I hate to sound like a nag...I see boobs but no....oh wait nevermind I found it...Sausage

and for the record...i love sounding like a nag...buahahaha
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ParryLost
12/18/08

@I ♥ Anderson:But you see, only things that straight males like are awesome. Women are are inherently boring unless they are naked, and gay people don't exist. It's true, they did studies! And if you suggest anything else is awesome, you are an evil communist Politically Correct thug who hates fun. Why do you hate fun, WHY?
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resonanteye
12/19/08

@ParryLost: this chart is so outdated. everyone knows cock belongs right there, next to boobs.

it's the 21st century, people. and I want my scientifically categorized cock!
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resonanteye
12/19/08

Also, Grace Jones? Not even on there?

the hell
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jasonof2000
12/18/08

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Bob Saget?
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Alexis
12/18/08

@jasonof2000:

He's full of psuedo awesome.
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bonniegrrl
12/18/08

@jasonof2000: We all wish we could roll with Saget!

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AlucardNoir
12/18/08

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WTF? sniper before assasin? asasin before vampire? i'll even let the ninja pass, nut Bacon before the bat and mr.t? wtf?
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R.O.A.C.H. Creates ACyclicUniverse
12/18/08

@AlucardNoir:

Well, remember, the PToA arranges Awesoments in increasing mass and complexity, so it's the other way around.
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AlucardNoir
12/18/08

@ACyclicUniverse: also, hidrogen is the basic element and source off all other via stelar fusion and wow, for this one it's freaking BACON!!! am i the only one that find's this wrong?
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Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
12/18/08

@AlucardNoir: Yes, yes you are. Bacon is the foundation of life.
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Gann
12/19/08

@Evil Tortie's Mom: Also - Water, the source of all life on earth, is now two slices of bacon wrapped around a piece of cheese. That sounds about right.
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bonniegrrl
12/18/08

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Is it wrong that I'm happy Taco Bell made the list?
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Illogic
12/18/08

@bonniegrrl: It depends on who you ask I suppose.

Ask me: Yes.

Ask someone who can't cook: No.

Then again I suppose it depends on what they cook at TB (which is also short for Tuberculosis I just realizes).

I suppose they have tacos there, but other than that. Never been at one, never seen one. I wouldn't visit one even if I had the chance so not much of a problem anyway.

But: back to cooking!

I make an awesome chili, so I should be able to make awesome tacos.

What else do they serve though? I must know this. It well strengthen my belief that I am superior to Taco Bell!
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AmishJohn
12/18/08

@Illogic: Taco Bell is Americanized Mexican. Tacos, Burritos, Nachos (which aren't even Mexican) and other pseudo-Latino fare. I'd much rather go to the local, family-owned joint, even (or especially) if I'm the only white guy in the place. You can't go wrong if you have to point and nod. Plus, they've usually got the good Coca-Cola - the stuff made with cane sugar instead of HFCS. Toxic Hell is owned by Pepsi, as is Pizza Hut, Long John Silvers, A & W, and probably a few others.
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Gann
12/19/08

@AmishJohn: I've got a theory about Mexican restaurants (or any food associated with a particular ethnicity). The quality of the food is directly proportionate to the ratio of people in the restaurant of that ethnicity to white people. You get bonus points for each person that works there that doesn't speak any language but the native tongue of the place the food is from. If I have to butcher the Spanish language so the person taking my order can understand me then I know I'm in for a treat.
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Gann
12/19/08

@Gann: Oh, and that Mexican Coca-Cola is the shit.
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♠ Final ♠
12/19/08

@bonniegrrl: See what you started.
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bonniegrrl
12/19/08

@Final: Oops. Good thing I didn't mention Ramen.
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