Watch out for the Blues Brother space vampire, Traci Lords!

The 1988 remake of Roger Corman classic Not Of This Earth has the following things that are unarguably awesome: Space vampires, mind control, "sparkly eyes" weaponry, and Traci Lords in a nurse outfit. » 10/22/10 5:47pm 10/22/10 5:47pm

Most awesome moments from "Princess of Mars" with Traci Lords

Over the weekend, Syfy aired its latest insta-classic, Princess of Mars. Starring sexy Martian Traci Lords, it's the tale of . . . um . . . a guy, and Mars, and babes in chains . . . and SPIDERS. » 6/07/10 11:27pm 6/07/10 11:27pm

Traci Lords Is "A Princess Of Mars." God Help Us All.

Can't wait another couple years for the Andrew Stanton-Michael Chabon John Carter Of Mars movie? You don't have to. Asylum, maker of so many bargain-basement epics, is putting out Princess Of Mars now. The trailer reveals Traci Lords' Deja Thoris. » 11/24/09 3:22pm 11/24/09 3:22pm

Traci Lords and Plughead Do the Cybernasty

Cyberpunk may be in decline, but freaky cybersex with Traci Lords never goes out of style. In this completely inexplicable but utterly entertaining scene from Circuitry Man II, evil Plughead tries to wrest some information out of Lords' brain with what looks like an audio jack jammed into her neck. They keep moaning… » 1/18/08 6:03pm 1/18/08 6:03pm

Corman's Alien Turns Breck Girl Into Bloodless Mummy

Roger Corman made three different versions of Not Of This Earth, his story about an alien who needs human blood. There was the 1955 black-and-white version, and the campy 1988 Traci Lords version. But most people agree that the 1995 remake finally got it right. In this scene, Michael York uses his mind-control voice… » 1/11/08 11:20am 1/11/08 11:20am