Why Michael Bay Can Make Movies About Cartoons That Kids Can’t See

Greetings but no salutations, my friends! We have no time for salutations because we have important things to talk about! Why is Michael Bay allowed to turn TMNT into softcore porn? What the hell is happening to Sansa on Game of Thrones? And, most importantly, why do I hate Batman? (Answer: I’m secretly Egghead.) » 5/07/15 12:00pm 5/07/15 12:00pm

I Still Like Michael Bay's First Transformers, And I Am NOT Ashamed

When Transformers came out in 2007, it was a cute movie about big robots that turn into cars, with a somewhat lovable hero and a cute boy-and-his-first-car storyline. Purist fans of the 1980s cartoons weren't thrilled, but the rest of us enjoyed it. But now that it's had three awful sequels, people want me to disavow… » 4/09/15 2:28pm 4/09/15 2:28pm

The 10 Strangest Transformers Characters Who Were Only In The Cartoon

If you grew up as a Transformers fan, you tend to remember the series as being about Autobots fighting Decepticons. You've likely forgotten the episodes about mermaids, aliens, wizards and the other bizarre characters who populated the classic cartoon. Here are just 10 — including G.I. Joe's Cobra Commander. (Really!) » 3/24/15 11:10am 3/24/15 11:10am

The ​11 Most Horrifying Redesigns Of Childhood Classics

Last week we gazed into the abyss, and the cold, dead eyes of the new International Rescue team from Thunderbirds gazed back. As movies and TV constantly seek to strip-mine your nostalgia for profit, redesigns like this are common. And sometimes, they go very wrong. Here are 11 awful makeovers of our childhood… » 1/20/15 10:00am 1/20/15 10:00am

Everything We Know About Ant-Man's Yellowjacket and His Surprising Ally

New info about who will play the young Jean Grey, Scott Summers, and Ororo Munroe in X-Men: Apocalypse. Details about the struggle that LEGO Batman will face in his solo movie. Dexter's Michael C. Hall is coming to Pete's Dragon!. And guess who will don the Arrow regalia next? Spoilers now! » 1/12/15 6:00am 1/12/15 6:00am