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Anyone know who this is? Awesome work, never got a business card... #tronlegacy
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Magic 8 Ball, the movie. #tronlegacy
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from wiki:
"It has also been suggested that the word was inspired by the name of the Moroccan city Oujda."
I've been there!...I wasn't bored, but being alone in eastern Morocco is can be kinds scary...
I'm betting this will be about a bunch of hot teens using the board and then they all start getting killed in creative ways... #tronlegacy
11/04/09
Man that would have made for an exciting game.
"Oh my goodness! Rick sweetie, it's moving to the "Y... E..."
"Er, look Judy but now it jumped to ...A.....R...I...G...H...T! With 'L...O...L' for good measure! Wait why are you crying? It's obviously what your dead grandmother thinks! Hey look I think she's sending you another message: "B...J...!"
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I will not see this unless it contains a sneaky sister. #tronlegacy
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(you could actually get a plot and some racing scenes out of that one) #tronlegacy
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#@!
10/04/09
Your optimism knows no bounds.
10/04/09
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"Maybe I'll get through to a room full of belligerent internet white knights, defending the honour of a poor defenseless steaming hot movie star who serves their fantasies if I write a thinly veiled satire proving my point."
"Yeah, so I got a job as the Park Ranger in Awesome Unicornland. Yeah, most of my duties are run of the mill. I have to milk the pixies, and then I have to exercise the giant Rainbow Tigers Who Shit Gold, and then I have to feed the Nameless Creature of Happiness and then saddle up the Unicorns. Really, some of my days are up to 20 hours long. Yeah, I have a real new-found respect for people who work in the Kingdom of Awesome because sometimes we have to undergo slight discomforts, like chafing from when we patrol the Kingdom riding on Flying Dragon Whale Airbeasts. Yeah, or sometimes I'll like.... maybe not get to eat lunch until 3. And sometimes I even have to work really really long hours.
Oh the pay? Oh I get paid about 2 million dollars every two months? What? Oh that's ridiculous. I'm not out of touch, my job is HARD. I have to undergo WORK. It's really draining. Sometimes you get THIRSTY, other times you get THIRSTY. Oh, did I say that already? Oh and you have to wear an uncomfortable thing. Oh why won't you believe that I'm just like you? And now I have way more respect for other people who have done what I do. We're like the Greatest Generation.
We're like soldiers who went to a mildly uncomfortable war and suffered mild discomfort and were paid an enormous amount of money and were recognized nationwide for our efforts. Oh aren't there any soldiers like that? Oh I wouldn't know. i'm too busy counting my money and then working so so hard."
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I can complain like a motherfucker, and lemme tell you Mr. Pope-on-a-rope John Peeps II...that wasn't shit.
The chick was describing her work day...the end.
Hope you don't talk to your wife/GF/partner like that.
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E.
10/04/09
I mean, there's only so much drool and spoon-fed baby food one poor woman can clean up. When will you release her, kolacek? When will you release her from her endless cycle of loveless makeouts to fallout boy albums?
10/04/09
Ooh. Ouchie. You hurt my little feelings. Hang on, I need to dab my eye.
Here's a tip for you and everyone else with fake internet names: Do some Googling before you blow your load. Some of us use our real names.
Missed your mark by miles (and decades).
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You know a character is being written/acted poorly when you find out that she is dying and you just don't care.