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rant
It's Buffy's Fault That Vampires Are Weak Now
This past weekend, the "Buffy vs. Edward" meme hit fever pitch, with a video mash-up joining the popular T-shirt showing the vampire slayer killing the Twilight idol. But Buffy-ites are being hypocrites: it's Joss Whedon's fault that vampires are wimpy. More » -
new moon
Twilight's Rathbone Hints He'll Give Pattinson A Vampire Smackdown
Yesterday we met a real honest-to-god Twilight vampire, but he didn't sparkle. Still, Jackson Rathbone who plays doe-eyed Jasper in New Moon talked about what's different in the sequel, and what else he has in store for Edward.
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Decoding The Hidden Meaning Beneath Twilights Were-Wig
A new set video shows the ever-changing wigs of the actors on New Moon, and we try to figure out what it all means. Any man may easily do harm, but not every man can rock this hair. More » -
True Blood
Falling In Love With The Wolfboy
It's the same old story. Boy vampire meets girl, girl and boy have tumultuous affair, boy goes away, girl falls for boy werewolf. The vampire-human-werewolf triangle has become almost cliché. When will these darn kids learn the term "threesome"? More » -
morning spoilers
Iron Man 2, Spider-Man 4 And Transformers Posters, Plus Deadpool Villains And Harry Potter Videos
Ryan Reynolds talks Deadpool villains, Darlton talks Lost season six, and Shia talks Transformers. Plus Spider-Man, Iron Man, Land Of The Lost, Harry Potter, Planet 51, New Moon, Fringe, Smallville, Stargate Universe, Flash Forward, True Blood and Vampire Diaries. Spoilers! More » -
morning spoilers
Avatar Armor, Megan Fox Video, Harry Potter Pic... And Actual Cause For Heroes Optimism?
Today's spoilers include new Avatar armor pics, an Iron Man 2 tidbit, and action-packed new videos from G.I. Joe and Transformers 2. Tim Kring reveals Heroes storylines. Plus Harry Potter, New Moon, Paul and Planet 51. Spoilers: your entertainment innoculation. More » -
new moon
First New Moon Clip Presents Fluffy Were-Puppies
The MTV Movie Awards rolled out the first ever footage of the Twilight sequel New Moon, as part of the award show's never-ending barrage of nonstop Twi-coverage. And with comes is our long-awaited first look at Taylor Lautner's werewolf manifestation. More » -
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Your First Sneak Look At Twilight 2
Ahead of its official premiere during tonight's MTV Movie Awards, fifteen seconds of the trailer for The Twilight Saga: New Moon have been released online. Are you prepared for a new dose of teen vamp angst? SciFi Wire] -
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Star Trek Cruises Into 100 Top Grossing
Star Trek isn't just the most successful movie of 2009 to date (although it achieved that particular milestone at the end of last week), it's also already one of the 100 highest domestic box office grosses of all time. Boldly going, indeed. More » -
new moon
Edward's Waxed Chest Flexes For Love, Incites Worldwide Gag Reflex
Set shots from New Moon filming reveal the most important Twilight prop ever, Edward's side abs. Embrace, my moody children in vampiric love — and then go inside, and stop wussin' up vampires. Check out the link for the many pictures of Bella and Edward groping and pouting. [Shocktilyoudrop] -
morning spoilers
Explosive Transformers 2 Pics! Doctor Who Companion Shocker! Ghostbusters 3 Scoopage! Lost's Ending!x
We survived three whole spoiler-free days! To make it up to you, there are Transformers 2 videos, plus Dan Aykroyd explains about Ghostbusters 3. Doctor Who's David Tennant may attend a shocking ceremony. There's a Land Of The Lost clip. Plus: Looper, Gamer, Lost, V, Twilight, Heroes and True Blood. More » -
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"I Haz So Manies Boyfriends"
Brand new teaser posters have been released from New Moon and you know what that means: it's time to caption this terrible teaser art. Give it your best shot, below. More » -
toys
Worst Summer Movie Tie-In Toys
There are plenty of fantastic and necessary collectors items related to this summer's movies that you must buy. But there are also some items that should be smashed, set on fire, buried and forgotten. More » -
eclipse
Eclipse Director Teaches Us How To Eat Crow
30 Days Of Night director David Slade is learning the fine art of back peddling. He signed on to direct the Twilight sequel, after admitting in an interview that he wouldn't see Twilight at gun-point. More » -
twilight
Mormon Bookstore Unshelves Twilight Series, Despite Meyer's Sex=Bad Message
Sounds like the Mormons are turning on one of their own. The church-owned Deseret Book Co. has decided to put Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series on "special request." Meanwhile, there's new on-set footage from New Moon. More » -
germany's next top vampire
Want To Star In Twilight? Move To Germany
Never mind a spread in fashion magazine Elle or whatever Top Chef gives out, a new German reality show has come up with the ultimate prize: A role in one of the Twilight sequels. More » -
eclipse
David Slade Abandons Bloody Horror For Bedazzled Boytoys
30 Days Of Night director David Slade is going to direct the third Twilight movie Eclipse. Thus moving from actually scary vamps to sparkle vampire motion. More » -
new moon
The Terrifying Sight Of New Moon Were-Nipples
The werewolf dudes from Twilight's second movie New Moon have just raised the oops-I-just-threw-up-in-my-mouth-a-little bar with this new promo pic. Take that shiny, forlorn vampires — quiver in fear from their spray tan abs. More » -
twilight
Rifftrax Twilight Makes Vampire Angst Easier To Bite Into
If you're still boycotting shiny vamp movie Twilight, considering lifting the ban for this RiffTrax Twilight remix. Now these are the angsty emo vamps I've been looking for. Please make New Moon just like this. More » -
rumor control
Twilight's Vampires Defeated By Lawsuit?
A rumor going around online at the moment claims that production of New Dawn, the second Twilight movie, has been halted due to Stephenie Meyer being accused of plagarism. Only problem? It's not true. More » -
Twihards
Sparkle Twilight Candy "U R My Life"
This week in odd Twilight crap that should never have been made: vampire candy. Sweethearts has churned out "Forbidden Fruits" - yes, that's right: heart-shaped candy that remind you not to screw a vampire. More » -
stephenie meyer
Stephenie Meyer Was The Book Industry In The First Quarter
USA Today's newest quarterly best-selling books list is out, and those abstinence-loving vampires from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight books took the first four spots. But what was the best-selling proper science fiction book, you ask? Well… More » -
Twihards
Twilight Fans Stab, Choke, And Beat Haters Into Submission
This is what happens when you create a book/movie about teens sexually suppressing themselves whilst whimpering and dry-humping their brains out. All that pent-up emotion has turned fans into violent, horny Twihards. More » -
twilight
The Extended Twilight Sex Scene Plus Dancing Lesbian Vampires
What if Edward Cullen had a change of heart about his "we can't do the nasty, or I'll kill you" stance? Also the ladies of LVK teach Twilight how to make a proper music video. More » -
elevator men
Elevator Takes Us To A Twilight Antidote
Is the studio behind Twilight trying to have its cake and eat it? Summit is reportedly about to purchase the screenplay for Elevator Men, a movie described by its writer as, well, the anti-Twilight. More » -
new moon
New Moon's Wolf Gang Can't Be Any Worse Than Twilight's Vegan Vampire Gang... Can It?
The Twilight masses flocked to the stores, teenage libidos frothing, to purchase their soft core Twilight DVDs, putting them in Dark Knight sales territory. Plus we've got word on the next movie's pretend bad boys. More » -
twilight
Twilight 3 May Actually Be Good
Okay, so we're not holding out a lot of hope for New Moon, the sequel to teen-vampfest Twilight, but the rumored director for Eclipse, the franchise's third movie bodes well, if true. Updated. More » -
Twilight deleted scenes
What Does Chinchilla Poop Have To Do With Twilight's Sexually Starved Vamps?
Come into Edward's room, used for writing and listening to "Clair De Lune," but not for sex. Listen closely in this new deleted scene for the crew member laughing at Bella's rain-stick line. More » -
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Whimpering, Improv, And Sublimated Sexuality In Twilight Deleted Scenes
Wait, you mean they actually cut some of the whiny, I'm-sore-from-dry-humping-you-all-day noises from the movie Twilight? Some new deleted scenes make the rest of the movie look watchable by comparison. More » -
twilight
Will Blond Siren Drew Barrymore Direct Twilight's Eclipse?
Those youngster vampires are on a roll, and already Summit is reaching out to new directors for the third movie in the Twilight series, Eclipse. Rumor has it Hollywood actress Drew Barrymore is one of the many possibilities that Summit tapped to direct the feature. And why not? She's a professional at making movies that hold no relevance other than making their actors a pop phenomenon. [Entertainment Weekly] -
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First Look At Twilight Board Game And Eclipse Details
We've got a bushel of shiny vampire toys, plus Eclipse movie details. Are you excited to play with Edward's game-pieces under a Twilight umbrella, while smearing "shine serum" all over your body? More » -
new moon
New Moon Casting Call Launches Tween Exodus To Vancouver
Looks like filming for New Moon, the werewolf on vampire on girl romance film is underway in Vancouver, and if you're a dedicated enough fan then you should attend this casting call — squeee, etc. More » -
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Dakota Fanning Cast As Creepy Italian Vampire In New Moon
Good news people who like creepy tween vamps: Dakota Fanning is rumored to be in talks for the role of Jane in Twilight's sequel movie New Moon. This character comes from Italy’s secret society of vampires, the Volturi, who eventually have to deal with our "vampires ate my hair" Edward. Hopefully Ms. Fanning can make everyone step up their acting game in this feature, because she's so serious and what not. [E Online] -
Scifi Crafts
The Cutest Cylon Centurion In The Galaxy
Knitting artist and Cylon sympathizer Thea has created a fantastic Centurion stocking cap. More details and pics await you, but if BSG isn't your flavor, how about a Twilight knit to spark your interest? More » -
Twi School Musical
Hey, You're Getting High School Musical In My Twilight
Lucifer may be brewing up the perfect storm of teeth-rotting pop sweetness, by combining High School Musical with the tween-scream sensation cast of Twilight. Too bad that mash-up has already been poorly done. More » -
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Why Are Vampires So Damn Sexy?
Recent scary-lovely Swedish flick Let the Right One In is proof that Twilight can't drain all the magnetism out of vampires. And it adheres to a basic vampire principle by breaking sexual taboos beautifully. More » -
twilight
Twilight's Wolf Boy May Keep His Job Yet
Werewolf teen Taylor Lautner may be able to keep his sexy role in the Twilight sequel, New Moon — he's just gotta pack on 29 pounds to seal the deal. More » -
twilight
Elbert Paredes Explains the Filipino Version of Twilight
Anchorage-based videoblogger Elbert Paredes warns us about what the upcoming Filipino TV series based on vamp romance Twilight will be like, based on hard evidence. But first he tells us about his balls. -
twilight
Is Twilight Corrupting Our Nation's Youth?
Never mind the movie, are Twilight novels turning today's children into sex-crazed tweenagers? That's the claim made by one LA Times writer, but we're unconvinced that the books are that depraved... or even that good.
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new moon
Twilight Sequel Gets New Director, Plunges Towards Failure
Producers for New Moon, the sequel to teen vamp flick Twilight, have selected their replacement for the ousted Catherine Hardwicke: Chris Weitz, director of American Pie and The Golden Compass. We ask: Are they insane?



















































