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CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard)
06/11/09

In reply to What If Batman's Villains Considered Economic Theory?
The Joker and other villians should look into Managment courses. Especially the one that deal with hiring Henchmen. They are all so bloody rubbish. They get beaten up, stand around and let the good guy sneak in. And tend to fight in groups yet only attack the good guy one at a time.

Granted a Henchmans life is a short one. But if you want good henchmen ,its all about good managment. The Penguin had..er Penguin henchmen. Easily distracted by fish and ice. Poison Ivy got it right with Bane (only in the crappy film), but Alas Joel schumacher made Bane so pathetic he got sidlined as a gunting shite sidekick.

There needs to be online villian managment programs. Get to know your henchmen. what makes them tick.

You might love or hate Austin Powers. But he delved deep into the life of a Henchman. Thats good villian managment. And he's bald!!!
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crashedpc - Haifisch
06/11/09

@CoffinDodger: Well, you know...

"If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself!"

As said by a bazillion villains in a bazillion movies and comic books.
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braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
06/11/09

@CoffinDodger: Well, considering you've got to be basically completely insane or a total idiot to ever sign up to be a Joker henchmen, I think he's lucky to get what he has.
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crashedpc - Haifisch
06/11/09

@braak: Shit, is it too late to back out of a contract?
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