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    Spermula's Classy Aliens Use A Rolls Royce To Drain Men's Sexual Vitality [NSFW]

    God Destroys The United Nations, While Kyle Reese Watches

    Udo Kier's Sexy Apocalyptic Sexy Webcam Show Of Sexiness

    What If Uwe Boll Directed I Am Legend?
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    Image of goldfarb goldfarb
    06/29/09

    In reply to Spermula's Classy Aliens Use A Rolls Royce To Drain Men's Sexual Vitality [NSFW]
    "How can those Earth women do it?"

    "Some of them are experts, especialy after they've just given up smoking."


    BEST. ANTI-SMOKING. SLOAGN. EVER.

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    Image of 0kami 0kami
    06/29/09

    In reply to Spermula's Classy Aliens Use A Rolls Royce To Drain Men's Sexual Vitality [NSFW]
    Charlie, how exactly do you acquire these videos? Do you just have a really wide knowledge of all media things weird and wonderful?
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    06/29/09

    @0kami: This particular one, I found listed on a webpage about cult exploitation SF movies ages ago, and made it my mission in life to track down a copy. It really varies. Plus I am now becoming increasingly obsessed with Udo Kier.
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    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    06/29/09

    In reply to Spermula's Classy Aliens Use A Rolls Royce To Drain Men's Sexual Vitality [NSFW]
    I knew it! They are trying to steal my precious bodily fluids.


    Well jokes on you women, because I am not giving you my purity of essence.

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    Image of 0kami 0kami
    06/29/09

    In reply to Spermula's Classy Aliens Use A Rolls Royce To Drain Men's Sexual Vitality [NSFW]
    Is this on DVD?
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    06/29/09

    @0kami: Ha, if only!
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    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    06/29/09

    In reply to Spermula's Classy Aliens Use A Rolls Royce To Drain Men's Sexual Vitality [NSFW]
    This is now my favorite Found Footage piece.
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    06/29/09

    @Grey_Area: Yay! I couldn't decide on one clip to use, so I had to use four!
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    06/04/09

    In reply to God Destroys The United Nations, While Kyle Reese Watches
    That's pretty much the plot from the Left Behind novels.
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    06/04/09

    In reply to God Destroys The United Nations, While Kyle Reese Watches
    Man. The Satan design sucked. Where's the fear and horror inducing spectacle of pure evil?


    This guy looked like a Ghoulies reject.

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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    06/04/09

    @alphanumeric1971: Little known fact: one of the Ghoulies was actually Satan.
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    Image of spacekicker spacekicker
    06/03/09

    In reply to God Destroys The United Nations, While Kyle Reese Watches
    The coolest thing was right before this scene when Satan literally CRAWLS out of Michael York's skull causing him to explode.
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    06/03/09

    @spacekicker: True... that was a VERY cool scene. Almost included that instead. But I just liked every single United Nations person getting struck dead by the holy wrath.
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    Image of bluehinter bluehinter
    05/13/09

    In reply to Udo Kier's Sexy Apocalyptic Sexy Webcam Show Of Sexiness
    Ah yes, Udo Kier... When you need Christopher Walken, but only have a SyFy channel budget.


    My favorite Udo film is probably Love Object, not just for his roll as the suspicious neighbor who gets killed by the real doll-owning main character, but also because of the great DVD bonus feature where Udo talks at length about the nature of love, sex, death, fear, and obsession.

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    Image of bluehinter bluehinter
    05/13/09

    @bluehinter: That should have been "role." Dammit, where's my edit button!
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    05/13/09

    In reply to Udo Kier's Sexy Apocalyptic Sexy Webcam Show Of Sexiness
    Wait. people will pay 5.99 a minute to hear someone spout craziness on a webcam? I have four webcams. Where do i sign up?!?!
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    Image of Andrew Liptak Andrew Liptak
    05/05/09

    In reply to What If Uwe Boll Directed I Am Legend?
    I just thought of the perfect place for Uwe Boll to start making movies - for the SciFi channel.
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