@The Architect of Tartaros: Oddly enough, I'm currently having a discussion with someone on the writings of Andrew Vachss concerning pedophiles. This might be Karma's way of telling me not to make light of balloons, boys, and Fleshbot. #balloonboy
Remember on Mythbusters when they tried to tie enough balloons to a toddler to make her fly? It looks a bajillion. I doubt a twenty foot balloon could fly a fourty pound kid that high. I hope.
At first I thought this was a horribly misguided PR stunt to promote the release of Pixar's Up on disc. However, given the minor details that the parents had an experimental balloon tethered within reach of their six-year-old, that they were attention-whores on such a grand scale that they would actually consent to appear on the "Wife Swap" reality show, and that they were boneheaded enough to name their kid "Falcon," this looks to be just another case of why some people need to be sterilized immediately and never allowed to have custody of anyone more immature than themselves. #balloonboy
What were the parents doing with the "experimental balloon" in the first place? And if you have 2 little boys at home and experimental flying machine in the backyard, how can you NOT expect something like this to happen? #balloonboy
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io9 - The balloon looks like a UFO.
Jalopnik - The balloon is a form of transportation.
Gizmodo - Building it involved technical know-how.
Jezebel - The kid deserves his 15 minutes.
Kotaku - Not there yet, but video games rot your brain.
Lifehacker - The balloon was home made.
Deadspin - I got nothing.
OK, I'm done being snarky. #balloonboy
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He also said something about trying to stop the LHC. #balloonboy
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If the kid is alive (I hope he is), he'll have one hell of a story to tell. #balloonboy
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