Just to clear up something, while the Kalinin K-7 is real, the rendering in the images does NOT reflect the actual airplane. It's an imaginary plane based on the look of the K-7, but which is about twice as large as the actual K-7 on every dimension. The real thing had 3 engines on each wing while this one has 8, and there were definitely no fixed, large bore cannons mounted on the top or on the twin pontoons (which had two wheels each, not six pairs). #kalinink7
How much fuel and runway(besides water) would be needed to keep this thing operational? How could they ever think this type of plane would work? #kalinink7
It's Strategic Bomber Lover Guilio Douhet's ultimate wet dream come to life.
Nice idea, but highly impractical based on the actual history. Bf-109s and FW-190s would have made short work of something this big and slow. #kalinink7
I don't know if this behemoth would be much of a match against the Vril antigravity technology appropriated by the Nazis. Perhaps the if the K-7 was piloted by psychic dog heads kept alive in tanks.
Hmmm. Yes, that makes more sense. #kalinink7
@Grey_Area: It's too big, though--you'd need too many dog heads. You'd be better off using a robot with a gorilla's brain--or better yet, a criminal's brain--as a pilot. #kalinink7
@The Architect of Tartaros: Oddly enough, I'm currently having a discussion with someone on the writings of Andrew Vachss concerning pedophiles. This might be Karma's way of telling me not to make light of balloons, boys, and Fleshbot. #balloonboy
Remember on Mythbusters when they tried to tie enough balloons to a toddler to make her fly? It looks a bajillion. I doubt a twenty foot balloon could fly a fourty pound kid that high. I hope.
At first I thought this was a horribly misguided PR stunt to promote the release of Pixar's Up on disc. However, given the minor details that the parents had an experimental balloon tethered within reach of their six-year-old, that they were attention-whores on such a grand scale that they would actually consent to appear on the "Wife Swap" reality show, and that they were boneheaded enough to name their kid "Falcon," this looks to be just another case of why some people need to be sterilized immediately and never allowed to have custody of anyone more immature than themselves. #balloonboy
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I love Venus Wars. #kalinink7
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Nice idea, but highly impractical based on the actual history. Bf-109s and FW-190s would have made short work of something this big and slow. #kalinink7
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Hmmm. Yes, that makes more sense. #kalinink7
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Or Yuri the Psychic from Red Alert #kalinink7
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io9 - The balloon looks like a UFO.
Jalopnik - The balloon is a form of transportation.
Gizmodo - Building it involved technical know-how.
Jezebel - The kid deserves his 15 minutes.
Kotaku - Not there yet, but video games rot your brain.
Lifehacker - The balloon was home made.
Deadspin - I got nothing.
OK, I'm done being snarky. #balloonboy
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He also said something about trying to stop the LHC. #balloonboy