News! everybody!

While those dolts at the Box Network continue not to hire us, the geniuses at Buy-A-Com have decided to use a cheap, fly-by-night imitation of us for their HA! Network.

Now, I know that we typically fly by night to evade the cops and hit all the bars by last-call, and that we're a cheap date, but it's the principle.

Group prayer time, everybody-

Dear Satan, we don't ask you for much. Just that our enemies die a slow painful death wherein they cry blood and rend the heavens with their howls of agony.

Please doom this knockoff to failure and bring the Box Network executives crawling back to us on their hands and knees. Failing that, please drop a giant space rock filled with fermented loose ochre feces on Buy-A-Com corporate headquarters.

Bonus points if you can send a leper with Swine Flu to cough on them.

Now back to work and by work, I mean get out of here you good-for-nothings!

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