What Do You Get When Your Fairytale Princess Is Tone Deaf? Unicorn Puke

When a unicorn comes across an adorable young princess in the woods, he's delighted, until he realizes the horrifying truth about this particular royal. Unlike those Disney animated princesses, this one can't even carry a tune. In fact, her voice is rather deadly. » 10/06/14 1:20pm 10/06/14 1:20pm

Magical unicorn sculpture pees lemonade and shoots fire from its horn

For those occasions when an ordinary drink dispenser just won't do, summon a mighty carousel unicorn who provides both beverages and a show. When she isn't peeing lemonade from her nether parts, she's sneezing glitter and blasting fire from her horn. » 12/14/13 11:00am 12/14/13 11:00am

Concept Art Writing Prompt: The Rabid Unicorn

We kick off our October writing prompts with a gruesome sight: a once-noble unicorn gone utterly rabid. What story can you spin about this sick and terrifying creature. » 10/05/13 12:00pm 10/05/13 12:00pm

Unicorn hoof boots to sexually excite the fantasy horse fetishist in us…

Turn your ugly human leg into a gorgeous unicorn or dragon leg. For a whopping $440, you can get these made-to-order fantasy hooves from Etsy seller Oonacat. The designer also has a collection of sexy horns for your head because OBVIOUSLY. Had we the cash, we would be wearing these right now and revising our one-man … » 3/03/13 1:15pm 3/03/13 1:15pm

Gorgeous pop-up book lets you dissect a unicorn organ by magical organ

What does a unicorn look like on the inside? Heirloom, Alison Woodward's lovely pop-up "book" dissects a tiny dead unicorn and suggests that even in death, this creature has a capacity for unexpected beauty. » 1/05/13 11:00am 1/05/13 11:00am

Make your own disco-sparkly unicorn poop cookies

If unicorns fart rainbows, it only makes sense that they would poop out delicious, multicolored baked goods. Now you can replicate the magical droppings of these mythical creatures right in your own kitchen. » 1/14/12 12:30pm 1/14/12 12:30pm

The webcomic The Man of Many Shades is a grizzled noir set in a little…

When Happy escapes from jail, he finds himself in a place much worse than prison. Now he's trapped in the waxy, dystopic world of a little girl's drawing ruled by a maniacal unicorn, and he's desperate to get back home. » 9/24/11 7:00am 9/24/11 7:00am

Arabian "unicorns" come all the way back from virtual extinction

The Arabian Oryx, which might have been the initial inspiration for the unicorn legend, has pulled off a comeback every bit as magical as its legendary counterparts, becoming the first species to go from almost extinct to not even endangered. » 6/19/11 9:45am 6/19/11 9:45am

Real life unicorn caught on camera, maybe

Watch "real life" footage of an actual unicorn in the wild. Or possibly, watch footage of a clever viral-marketing ad that shoots whatever was left of our sense of wonder in the face. » 10/07/10 10:00am 10/07/10 10:00am

Why is Wil Wheaton charging down on orc John Scalzi while riding a…

There are some questions that simply don't have answers...yet. Wheaton and Scalzi are holding a fan-fiction contest to benefit the Lupus Alliance of America. Explain the picture, win the contest, get paid, and help people. » 6/01/10 7:30am 6/01/10 7:30am

Zombies and Unicorns Battle for Literary Supremacy

A small feud has been brewing between young adult writers who are lovers of zombie fiction and those who prefer unicorns. Zombie fans argue that unicorns are a boring relic of high fantasy, while unicorn advocates claim that the whole zombie concept has been done to death. To determine which creature makes for better… » 11/18/08 2:45pm 11/18/08 2:45pm

OMG Robo Unicorn!

What happens when you combine the might of the two most powerful creatures in the universe? You get this amazing oil painting of Robocop riding a unicorn. Found by the image-hunters at Photo Basement, this is one of those brilliant pieces of fan art that hovers perfectly in the canny valley between sarcasm and… » 10/13/08 12:20pm 10/13/08 12:20pm