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    H1N1 Is a Plot to Kill Baby Boomers, Argues Conspiracy Theorist

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    11/19/09

    In reply to H1N1 Is a Plot to Kill Baby Boomers, Argues Conspiracy Theorist
    Great, now I have to look out for Skinheads with syringes.
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    Image of Makidian Makidian
    11/19/09

    In reply to H1N1 Is a Plot to Kill Baby Boomers, Argues Conspiracy Theorist
    Sure thing Ken whatever you say, these nice people are going to give you something that will help you see truth and all you have to do is sit in this room and draw pretty pictures....

    I don't get flu shots and I won't get a swine flu shot because I never get sick, outside of bronchitis I have never had the flu and can't remember the last time I had a cold or strep. I really don't want to have it done or my kids either because they make it seem so scary but nobody at my sons school has caught it yet and my kids never really get sick either, occasional runny nose and/or ear infection is about it and those are few and far between.

    Mr. Welch can keep his crazy ass theories, except I do think overpopulation is a joke unless you live in a really major city like LA or New York then I can see it being kind of crowded. In my little corner of Ohio though there is no such thing, and I live between Cincy and Dayton, grew up in Dayton.
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    Image of Dirk Anger Dirk Anger
    11/19/09

    In reply to H1N1 Is a Plot to Kill Baby Boomers, Argues Conspiracy Theorist

    "There is only one conspiracy. The conspiracy to make the world believe there is only one conspiracy"
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    Image of gorehound gorehound
    11/19/09

    In reply to H1N1 Is a Plot to Kill Baby Boomers, Argues Conspiracy Theorist
    another wacko out there.this world is full of morons
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    Image of Bill-Lee Bill-Lee
    11/19/09

    In reply to H1N1 Is a Plot to Kill Baby Boomers, Argues Conspiracy Theorist
    This is right up there with HIV was a plot to kill Afro-Americans/Africans/homosexuals (depending on who you ask), menthol cigarettes are a plot to kill young black men, and FEMA is a plot to round up conservative Christians.
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    Image of cletar cletar
    11/19/09

    @Bill-Lee: Those are all true. Though you left out the part about HIV being the result of an immunization against vampirism, which went awry. That's important. They were testing it on people who smoked Kools, or something.
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    11/19/09

    In reply to H1N1 Is a Plot to Kill Baby Boomers, Argues Conspiracy Theorist
    A very entertaining read. The best part is that he gets his information from "reversed" speech. He takes what the President and other people say and reverses their speech on recordings and finds secret messages in them. He's like a walking talking Philip K. Dick character.
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    Image of AngryEddy AngryEddy
    11/19/09

    In reply to H1N1 Is a Plot to Kill Baby Boomers, Argues Conspiracy Theorist
    Alright, H1N1 vaccine, you can either cause autism or kill off Baby Boomers and various races that would otherwise taint the New World Order - but you can't do both.

    Think about the Free Masons...
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    11/19/09

    In reply to H1N1 Is a Plot to Kill Baby Boomers, Argues Conspiracy Theorist
    Why can't anyone ever come up with a plot to kill Whitey? I mean, we're just begging for a takedown of some sort.
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    Image of KhaiJB KhaiJB
    11/19/09

    In reply to H1N1 Is a Plot to Kill Baby Boomers, Argues Conspiracy Theorist
    at last!
    I've been waiting for a global pandemic / end of the world for years... time to break out the leathers and the mad max look....
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    Image of Althestane Althestane
    11/19/09

    In reply to H1N1 Is a Plot to Kill Baby Boomers, Argues Conspiracy Theorist
    That is truly a good read. It will bring a smile to your day!

    Also, it's been shown that H1N1 likes to eat little kids, and people under the age of 30 are more susceptible. I know the boomers are "eternally young" but, technically, they DID just start tipping over into the over 60 demographic.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to H1N1 Is a Plot to Kill Baby Boomers, Argues Conspiracy Theorist
    I had to stop at "corporate global feudalism."

    Well, okay, I stopped at conspiracy theorists' apparent inability to write a possessive 'it.'
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    Image of enderwiggin13 enderwiggin13
    11/19/09

    In reply to H1N1 Is a Plot to Kill Baby Boomers, Argues Conspiracy Theorist
    Hey maybe social security won't be bankrupt before I'm old with all the baby boomers dead.
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    Image of AngryEddy AngryEddy
    11/19/09

    @enderwiggin13: Silver lining!
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    Image of RoboBagins RoboBagins
    11/19/09

    @AngryEddy: No shit. Why didn't we think of us this before. Not to mention all the jobs it's going to create in the funeral industry.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to H1N1 Is a Plot to Kill Baby Boomers, Argues Conspiracy Theorist
    Wow. Pure genius, considering senior citizens are supposed to be denied access to the H1N1 vaccine on the basis that they don't seem to be hit as hard by it as kids. If the vaccine is supposed to make them more vulnerable to a forthcoming contagion, how's it supposed to help target a group that you won't give it to?
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    Image of AngryEddy AngryEddy
    11/19/09

    @Purple Dave: They're spreading the real vaccine in the chemtrails. That way, no Baby Boomer can resist!
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    11/19/09

    In reply to H1N1 Is a Plot to Kill Baby Boomers, Argues Conspiracy Theorist
    I can understand why the gubbiment wants to kill Baby Boomers, but why pick on American Indians and Black folk? They've already been hit hard by biological "warfare" in the past.

    But I think I've said too much. I'm going back to reading the backs of kids cereal boxes to find clues to the New World Order.

    Warning: Trix isn't just for kids! It contains chemtrails so that the saucer people will know who to eat first when they arrive to fight the Reverse Vampires.
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    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    11/19/09

    @ManchuCandidate: How was the treaty between the Reverse Vampires and the Saucer People broken? I bet the Rand Corporation was involved.

    We're through the looking-glass here people.
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    Image of Roklimber Roklimber
    11/19/09

    In reply to H1N1 Is a Plot to Kill Baby Boomers, Argues Conspiracy Theorist
    My own conspiracy theory is that conspiracy theorists are aliens disguised as humans, trying to confuse us.
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    Image of etwarrior etwarrior
    11/19/09

    @Roklimber: So...you are an alien disguised as a human...in order to warn us of the other aliens attempting to confuse us? /headasplode
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    11/19/09

    @etwarrior: Exactly!
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