Science fiction movies aren't all about highfalutin spacefaring and benevolent starmen. No, sometimes they're about putting a mutated martial arts master into a dystopian penitentiary's comically unsafe meat grinder. Just in time for the lunch rush, here are ten of our favorite scenes that balance goofiness and gore.

This weekend, the Underworld series returns, and once again vampires will resume their endless war against the Lycans. (Plus the humans, this time.) These days, we're used to thinking of vampires and werewolves as mortal enemies — but vampires have also fought an assortment of much weirder foes.

Cult director Yoshihiro Nishimura has been making eyeballs bleed for almost two decades, creating disgustingly funny effects for movies like Machine Girl, and directing cult classic Tokyo Gore Police. We talked to him about his latest projects and ongoing obsessions.

This week, meet the next Zombie Christ and check out the latest viral plague (extra gory). Plus, we've got an exclusive look at the Vampire Girl Versus Frankenstein Girl poster, complete with an New York Asian Film Festival update.

Giving the mangled women of Tokyo Gore Police a run for their buckets of blood, Vampire Girl and Frankenstein Girl battle, with blades and kicks — but first, the rally. The faint of heart: proceed no further. It's probably NSFW.