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10:28 AM
Feck off. #johncusack
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Even though Steve Dillion's art makes everyone look the same age and all, Jesse Custard is supposed to be no older than 30. #johncusack
11/06/09
You know who I could see him as, if he's willing to shave his head and if he can do a convincing accent? Herr Starr. But Custer? No thanks. #johncusack
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Ewan McGregor, perfect for Cassidy.
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Amazon link - [bit.ly]
Just kidding. I'll nab yours come next paycheck. Congrats!
11/04/09
Anyway. Good luck with the book. Are you doing any signings or touring? #vampiretaxonomy
11/03/09
Seriously. WHO WOULD BUY THOSE THINGS? WHO WOULD WEAR THEM? Were they happy to have Jar-Jar Binks' eyestalks splayed across their crotch? Is there any situation where you take off your pants, a woman sees the Jar-Jar boxers, and doesn't run screaming? And who decided that they were even a good idea? Can you imagine the marketing meeting? Good uncertainty of god, to this day I wonder just how many they sold, but yet I never want to know.
But now, they have been surpassed. I don't know if that makes this the start of a new era of horror, or if I my nightmare is finally over, though it begins for a new generation.
Wasn't this how Orwell described the future of 1984? An image of an abstinent glam vampire nestled against a woman's crotch forever. No, wait, I think that was Ed Wood. I always get those two confused.
Or maybe a David Bowie album? #vampiretaxonomy
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Books are fun though :) #vampiretaxonomy
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(just so I'm clear: you are not using underwear to sell your book, right?) #vampiretaxonomy
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;) #vampiretaxonomy
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Where can this be purchased, Meredith? Can it be gotten by hand? I'm too impatient and tactile to buy things on the internet.
Also, I'd like to buy your book.
I'll be here all week.
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