So realtors working for Super-Villains looking for a secret lair location will be falling all over each other in a mad bidding war, the likes of which have never been seen before?
I don't mean to get all republican here- but isn't it funny how worked up we're getting about global warming when something like this supervolcano going off (which is only a question of *when*) would alter the climate more than we could ever hope to?
As noted by others below. Hey Yellowstone Supervolcano! You need to be careful here, cause your starting to sound a little too much like the Boy Who Cried Wolf.
"Ooh, I'm gonna explode and destroy everything! Oooh, I'm gonna explode and destroy everything!"
And then when you really are about to explode and destroy everything? Nobody is going to believe you.
Just visited Yellowstone over Independence Day weekend (I currently live less than 3 hours away)... Some really fascinating things to see, and I think these photos capture it very well. I'm especially a fan of those vibrant mini-ecosystems which form near the geysers, made up of bright orange "mats" of extremophile bacteria.
But having read a few things about this (and after hearing a talk from one of the NPS rangers at Old Faithful, whom I'm pretty sure was the guy from that Metamucil commercial,) I think that this headline is probably a bit of an exaggeration. They seem pretty certain that the Yellowstone volcano, although still very much active, won't be due for another major eruption for at least another few thousand years. And even if it were "about" to erupt, we'd probably be getting strong warning signs for decades. So no, I wouldn't say Yellowstone is "about to shatter" anytime soon.
I will say though, the whole supervolcano thing is certainly neat to think about.
@RandomFrequentFlierDent: Me, too. It's the weirdest thing, but despite all the other much more likely things that could cause mayhem and havoc, it's these kind of looming mega-disasters that just get me sometimes. Remember the last time everyone was talking about Yellowstone around the Winter Solstice Consumerism and Deforestation Festival? I kept checking up on the latest news about the "Earthquake storm" every day. Even though I know, logically, that it's probably the last thing I should be worried about.
They thought it was going to blow about three years ago when they had ground swelling occurring. My and my mom are volcano fanatics so we were all over any news on it. I remember they had a movie about Yellowstone going. It wasn't that bad of a movie.
Alarmists shoulf note that they're talking about geological time scales here, and so the concept of "heading for" a mass extinction event could still represent of value of "soon" that encompasses many thousands of years, so you'll probably die of oil & water wars instead.
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yep, I'm taking scripts now.
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I don't mean to get all logical here - but isn't it funny how problems sometimes resemble each other?
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"Ooh, I'm gonna explode and destroy everything! Oooh, I'm gonna explode and destroy everything!"
And then when you really are about to explode and destroy everything? Nobody is going to believe you.
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plus, I'm thinking about moving to colorado...please don't make my face melt with hot lava upon arrival!
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But having read a few things about this (and after hearing a talk from one of the NPS rangers at Old Faithful, whom I'm pretty sure was the guy from that Metamucil commercial,) I think that this headline is probably a bit of an exaggeration. They seem pretty certain that the Yellowstone volcano, although still very much active, won't be due for another major eruption for at least another few thousand years. And even if it were "about" to erupt, we'd probably be getting strong warning signs for decades. So no, I wouldn't say Yellowstone is "about to shatter" anytime soon.
I will say though, the whole supervolcano thing is certainly neat to think about.
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Dammit, RFF, I didn't even know about Apophis. Thanks a lot. One more for the list.
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My friends call me a wiki of paranoia. Always glad to be spreading panic and anxiety through education.
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Meh. I don't see any real reason to get stressed out by it though, as I can't really pull out a "The Core" to save all of mankind.
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volcanoes.usgs.gov/yvo
I can't believe 77 earthquakes is normal activity for yellowstone.
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I'll blame you for taunting it.
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