​Could The Star Wars Sequels Be Worse Than The Prequels? Absolutely.

Did I tell you guys that after the apocalypse happened, magic returned to Earth? Yeah, it's pretty wild! One day I was stopping in a town on my mail route and then this guy told me to pick a card and put it back in the deck without him seeing. And he still knew what it was! It was crazy! Also, I'm pretty sure there are … » 3/26/14 8:02am 3/26/14 8:02am

​Who Would Be The Worst Green Lantern In The Universe?

Greetings, all! You know I'm writing to you guys from the future, right? I don't know how it works, since I'm a fake mailman and not a quantum physicist. Doesn't matter. What matters is could one of you maybe bury a big box of booze, guns, and porn by the oak tree three miles north of Portland? I'm, uh, asking for a… » 3/19/14 8:30am 3/19/14 8:30am

​Why WB's plan to churn out small DC comic movies is a terrible idea

This morning, we told you about the rumor that Warner Bros. might be considering a major change in their superhero movie production by adding a great many smaller superhero movies to their schedule. I'm inclined to believe this rumor is true, because it's a terrible idea, and WB/DC specializes in those. » 12/03/13 12:30pm 12/03/13 12:30pm

David Goyer pitches a Sandman movie with Joseph Gordon-Levitt as lead?

Okay, let me clarify that: David Goyer is definitely pitching a Sandman movie, and Badass Digest is reporting that The Dark Knight's Rises' Joseph Gordon-Levitt is somehow involved. It's possible that JGL wants to direct it, but it seems much more likely that might play Dream in such an adaptation (or both, hell). » 11/20/13 2:40pm 11/20/13 2:40pm

What killed the Golden Age of Cartoons?

Um, you guys realize it’s the government shutdown that leads directly to the mysterious apocalypse that destroys the U.S. and which I now currently wander around in delivering mail, right? I don’t want to ruin the surprise, but you should all start stocking up on underpants. Better than gold nowadays. Just sayin’. » 10/09/13 8:30am 10/09/13 8:30am

Wonder Woman can be made into a movie, and this amazing short is proof

Warner Bros. often says it's "difficult" to make a movie about the world's best-known superheroine. Something tells me that if Warner Bros. ever gets its act together to make a Wonder Woman movie — and that's a big if — that it's not going to look half as awesome as this incredible, fan-made short. » 9/30/13 1:45pm 9/30/13 1:45pm

No, Game of Thrones Is Not Worth Ending a Friendship Over

Normally I deliver mail throughout post-apocalyptic America for food, trade goods, or even sex with Olivia Williams. Seeing as I need (most of) these things to survive, it’s a system that works pretty well. So I have a message to whoever created those “Forever” stamps the Post Office has to take at any time no matter… » 9/25/13 8:05am 9/25/13 8:05am

The Elements a Fables Movie Must Have, According to Mark Buckingham

Warner Bros. has put a movie based on the Fables comic into development, and at Comic-Con DC's Diane Nelson said Fables is a top priority. So when we ran into Fables artist Mark Buckingham, we wanted to ask him what are the crucial things a Fables movie must have, to be called Fables. » 7/29/13 10:28am 7/29/13 10:28am

The Man of Steel rumor that would change Superman for the worse

There’s been an unsettling rumor floating around about Man of Steel. If true, it would mark a pretty major change to the Superman mythos, and one that we can’t at all agree with. Consider this your spoiler warning for something that might be. » 5/02/13 4:30pm 5/02/13 4:30pm