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    Beasts, Giant Secrets And Alternate Futures Await

    Ancient Cylon Warrior Almost Looked Like Darth Vader

    Star Trek Vs. Star Wars, A Video Comparison

    Get Ready For the New Wave Of Ambivalent Space War Novels

    Clips From The Series Finale Of Stargate Atlantis

    Tattoos That Say 'I'm A Futuristic Bad-Ass'

    Darth Vader Slays The Wookiees In Force Unleashed Concept Art

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    Image of TrueCrime TrueCrime
    09/15/09

    In reply to Beasts, Giant Secrets And Alternate Futures Await
    Good to see Ex Machina is back this week.
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    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    09/15/09

    In reply to Beasts, Giant Secrets And Alternate Futures Await
    This may sound like a weird question, but how can a future be alternate?
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    09/15/09

    @OW-Holmes--Upset with Polling: We can't, because if we travel into the future from this point in time, it will be the future of THIS reality, in which Biff is corrupt, powerful, and married to your mother, and in which THIS has happened to ME!! [holds up newspaper reading "EMMETT BROWN COMMITTED"] No, our only chance to repair the present is in the past, at the point where the time line skewed into this tangent. In order to put the universe back as we remember it and get back to our reality, we have to find out the exact date and specific circumstances of how, when, and where young Biff got his hands on that sports almanac.
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    Image of CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard) CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard)
    09/15/09

    @redqueenmeg: Alternate or not. As long as I get to have a go on a GOD DAMN HOVERBOARD!!!!
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    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    09/15/09

    @redqueenmeg: Have I mentioned that you are going to be like the coolest Mom ever?!
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    09/15/09

    @CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard): Well, they don't work on water, you know.
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    09/15/09

    @Grey_Area: Aww, thanks! :) Here's a secret, though, I already have a 4-year-old. But he thinks I am cool too. And he watches LOTR. So we have that going for us, which is nice.
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    Image of Bill-Lee Bill-Lee
    09/15/09

    @OW-Holmes--Upset with Polling: If you're referring to the description of Frank Miller's Martha Washington, it works out like this:

    1.In the 1990s Frank Miller wanted to write a political satire. He set it in the future so it wouldn't be about any specific person but about general concepts in politics and socioeconomics.

    2.In the 1990s the 21st Century was still in the future.

    3.Much of the story takes place in what is now our present day --the early 21st Century.

    4.Frank Miller is a good writer but not a prescient one. His fictional details of 21st Century life are entertaining but of course have no connection with the actual 21st Century we find ourselves in. They diverge quite a bit.
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    Image of twophrasebark twophrasebark
    06/15/09

    In reply to Ancient Cylon Warrior Almost Looked Like Darth Vader
    It would be interesting to see a BSG DVD movie that takes you back to that period.


    It was dumb of Ron Moore and David Eick to push off the idea of more movies. But then maybe they figured everyone would be so disgusted by the fourth season that no one would want to see anymore.

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    Image of Don't Make Me Ang Lee. You wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee. Don't Make Me Ang Lee. You wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee.
    06/15/09

    In reply to Ancient Cylon Warrior Almost Looked Like Darth Vader
    Maybe Vader was one of the first hybrids?
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    Image of twophrasebark twophrasebark
    06/15/09

    @c0dek:


    LOL.


    So that's the connection between Star Wars and BSG.

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    Image of Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.
    06/15/09

    In reply to Ancient Cylon Warrior Almost Looked Like Darth Vader
    Guys. Isn't it pretty common knowledge that Darth's whole look was samurai inspired?
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    Image of MosesMonster MosesMonster
    06/15/09

    @Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.: Star Wars is a mix of a western and Japanese storyline. I just can't remember which films inspired it.
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    06/15/09

    @Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.:

    No cause George Lucas invented everything himself and original. Star Wars was not inspired by various good and bad WW2 movies, 1940s movie serials, Kurosawa films or the Japanese movie, The Hidden Castle. No siree, not one damned bit. /end snarky fanboy reply


    Sadly, the one character that was a true Lucas original was Jar-Jar Binks.

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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    06/15/09

    @MosesMonster: Just for fun I'm going to say..... Seven Samurai, Goonies, Rocky 5 and.... Step it Up.
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    Image of tetracycloide tetracycloide
    06/16/09

    @ManchuCandidate: i didn't realize nick bottom the inept alien was an original character...
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    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    05/14/09

    In reply to Star Trek Vs. Star Wars, A Video Comparison
    I think the only winner in this article is the cat.
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    Image of tetracycloide tetracycloide
    05/14/09

    In reply to Star Trek Vs. Star Wars, A Video Comparison
    i belive the more apt comparison would be a few clips from star wars played along side a montage of lense flares from star trek. if no one has spliced together every lense flare sequence from star trek yet someone really should. there's a need there that the internet must fill.
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    Image of Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.
    05/14/09

    In reply to Star Trek Vs. Star Wars, A Video Comparison
    Well to be fair, Pike didn't know Kirk's father. And it was Spock who destroyed the ship. And he was raised by his mother and step father. And he actively didn't dream about outer space, he wanted to stay out of the federation. But other than that yeah I guess it's exactly the same.
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    Image of geesejuggler geesejuggler
    05/14/09

    In reply to Star Trek Vs. Star Wars, A Video Comparison
    I heckle all during Star Trek, whispering to my sister: "He stole that from Whedon. He stole that from Star Wars-He stole that from Terminator!" So this is a funny video to me.


    Also, I didn't try not to laugh at the cat. It was frickin' funny!

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    Image of Paul_Is_Drunk Paul_Is_Drunk
    05/14/09

    @geesejuggler: You must be a very fun person to go spend $10 to see a movie with.
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    Image of geesejuggler geesejuggler
    05/14/09

    @Paul_Is_Drunk: I'd like to think so, lol. I didn't really want to see it so I heckled to increase my enjoyment; I also counted light flares! (225, give or take 40)
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    Image of Wenchette Wenchette
    05/14/09

    @geesejuggler: Huh. My seven year old managed to keep quiet during the whole movie. Perhaps you need a mommy to keep you in line.
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    Image of geesejuggler geesejuggler
    05/14/09

    @Wandering Wench: No, my mom wouldn't have stopped me, she's awesome like that.:)
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    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    05/14/09

    @geesejuggler: Im with you. Whats the point of seeing a movie if I cant make snide remarks.


    And your lens flare count puts the kibosh on my lens flare drinking game--or it makes it awesome.

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    Image of Dr Emilio Lizardo Dr Emilio Lizardo
    05/14/09

    In reply to Star Trek Vs. Star Wars, A Video Comparison
    What's. With. The. Tags? Is. It. A. Shatner. Homage?


    Or do you say Homaage?

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    Image of Meredith Woerner Meredith Woerner
    05/14/09

    @Dr Emilio Lizardo: ah ha ha oops.
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    Image of Belabras ate my dingo! Belabras ate my dingo!
    05/14/09

    In reply to Star Trek Vs. Star Wars, A Video Comparison
    Ah, keyboard cat. I love those.
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    Belabras ate my dingo! was starred Belabras ate my dingo! was unstarred
    Image of Belabras ate my dingo! Belabras ate my dingo!
    05/14/09

    @Belabras:

    possibly the best one:

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    Image of PacoHertez PacoHertez
    05/14/09

    @Belabras:


    Sir, THIS is the best one.



    + Watch video


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    Image of d_r_e d_r_e
    05/14/09

    @PacoHertez:


    Yeah, that one is fucking hilarious!

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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    05/14/09

    Wow. That's tough. The underlying video in Belabras's entry actually laugh, while the underlying video in PacoHertez's entry did not.


    However, the actual use of the keyboard cat (may he R.I.P.), was much, much better in Paco Hertez's entry and made me laugh even harder than the Belabras' underlying video did.


    So...the quite solid video with essentially superfluous use of keyboard cat loses to lesser video with brilliantly timed introduction of keyboard cat.


    Round One: Paco Hertez

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    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    05/14/09

    @Belabras: I was totally cheering kitty on in that one.


    (as, I am sure, was Keyboard Cat)

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    Image of RAHfanboy RAHfanboy
    01/06/09

    In reply to Get Ready For the New Wave Of Ambivalent Space War Novels
    So we're going back to the straight "Good vs. Evil" warfare in our fiction then? Like after WWII? Makes sense.
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    Image of Insomnia Bob Insomnia Bob
    01/06/09

    In reply to Clips From The Series Finale Of Stargate Atlantis
    Having seen the final episode of SGA, let me tell you... if you took issue with the fact that no one EVER stayed dead on this show, the last episode is gonna be a TREAT for you!


    Thank God it's over. At this rate, we'd have had people dying and coming back to life in the same damn scene.

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    Image of twophrasebark twophrasebark
    01/05/09

    In reply to Clips From The Series Finale Of Stargate Atlantis
    I saw the final episode.


    At the end, Robert Picardo walks into an apartment where Beau Bridges is sitting in an armchair.


    A little boy is playing with a snowglobe. Picardo says "I wonder what he sees in there."


    CUT TO CLOSE-UP OF SNOWGLOBE WHERE WE SEE ATLANTIS


    FADE TO BLACK

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    Image of twophrasebark twophrasebark
    01/05/09

    In reply to Clips From The Series Finale Of Stargate Atlantis
    I saw the final episode.


    At the end, Robert Picardo walks into an apartment where Beau Bridges is sitting in an armchair.


    A little boy is playing with a snowglobe. Picardo says "I wonder he see in there."


    CUT TO CLOSE-UP OF SNOWGLOBE WHERE WE SEE ATLANTIS


    FADE TO BLACK

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    twophrasebark was starred twophrasebark was unstarred
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