Monday:

Sarah gets close to the Turk in tonight's all-new Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Honestly I'm still reeling from the "maybe I'm not from the same future as you" craziness that Derek Reese unloaded last week. SCC is on Fox at 8 PM.

Clip From SCC:

Clip From SCC:

Promo For SCC:

Nerd-playa Chuck is juggling one too many ladies, so obviously one of them is going to become evil and force a blonde angry spy to kick the brunette's adorable little keister. Yup, it's yet another chick fight over at Chuck at NBC on 8 PM.

Chuck Promo:

Heroes goes dark in a two-parter starting tonight. Part one of "The Eclipse" episode has Arthur sending Sylar and Elle after the cheerleader. But more importantly, this is the week that lovable geeks Seth Green and Breckin Meyer guest star as a couple of comic-book nerds with all the answers. Heroes is on NBC at 9 PM.

Heroes Behind The Scenes Seth and Breckin:

Heroes Clip:

Heroes Clip:

Heroes Promo:

Heroes Promo:

It's Slater time! This week on My Own Worst Enemy Edward desperately tries to solve the mystery of his parents' murder. Will we find out the truth, before the show ends and never comes back? The episode "High Crimes And Turducken" is on 10 PM on NBC.

Movies:

Learn how the Christian Bale Batman was born with Nolan's first bat-movie. Batman Begins is on FX at 10:30 PM.

Also saddle up for a Star Wars prequel marathon on the Spike channel starting at 5 PM and continuing on into the next day.

Tuesday:

Our prayers are getting answered this week on Fringe: it sounds like "The Dreamscape" is a Peter-centric episode. Also Olivia tries to dip back into the memories of her dead ex-boyfriend, but who cares? Peter's gonna rough some people up and show us what he's capable of. Fringe is on Fox at 9 PM.

Fringe Promo:

Movies:

Watch the world end with snow and tornadoes a plenty on The Day After Tomorrow which airs on Fox FX at 7:30 PM.

Wednesday:

More murders are coming in on Pushing Daisies for our adorable investigators to solve. This week a millionaire gets the axe and the finger points to a Robin Hood-like character. Catch the new episode on ABC at 8 PM.

Pushing Daisies Promo:

No Knight Rider this week.

Movies:

It's not a holiday without a little Doc and Michael J. Fox. Back To The Future is on Encore at 3:40 PM.

Thursday:

No new Smallville this week.

No new Supernatural this week.

No new Life On Mars this week.

No new Eleventh Hour.

Movies:

Stuff yourself with holiday treats, then settle in for a massive Planet of The Apes marathon over at the Fox Movie Channel. Four days of Apey goodness starting at 8 PM and going all the way through Sunday. The highlights include (presented in widescreen) Planet of the Apes, Beneath the Planet of the Apes, Escape from the Planet of the Apes, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes and a few TV Ape movies like Treachery and Greed on the Planet of the Apes and Farewell to the Planet of the Apes.

But wait we're not done yet!

On the Sci Fi Channel you've got a bushel of James Bond at 6:30 and 11 PM watch Tomorrow Never Dies and at 9 PM The World Is Not Enough.

The Incredibles, everyones favorite family of superheroes is on NBC at 8 PM.

Friday:

Ahsoka is under attack on Star Wars: The Clone Wars and she has to fight with Luminara to protect their prisoner Nute Gunray. Fight, baby Jedi, fight!

Clone Wars Promo:

No new Stargate Atlantis

No new Sanctuary

No new Ben 10

Movies:

Go ahead and use those leftover mashed potatoes to build your own alien landing pad and watch Close Encounters Of The Third Kind on AMC at 5 PM.

Saturday:

Movies:

More end-of-the-world madness, but this time Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck ride a rocket to meet an oncoming asteroid that aims to destroy the world, in Armageddon on Fox FX at 6 PM.

Put on your red PJs and do the spidey dance — the first Maguire Spider-Man movie is on TNT at 10:30 PM.

Sunday:

Movies:

Learn the real truth behind the things that go bump in the night with Will Smith and the secret government officials called the Men In Black on 12 PM on TBS.

Monday:

This week we may finally get some answers in Sarah Connor Chronicles. After last week's Mexican fiasco, it seems the team is hungry for some answers, and Sarah has to spill the beans on what she's done to change the course of fate. Plus it looks like we'll be getting some crazy dream sequences with all the bots and Sarah. SCC is on Fox at 8 PM.

Sarah Connor Chronicles Preview:

Sarah Connor Chronicles Clip:

It's blondes versus brunettes on Chuck this week as the old flopsy haired Nerd Herder has to chose between his fake girlfriend Sarah and his ex-girlfriend Jordana Brewster. "Chuck Versus the Fat Lady" is on NBC at 8 PM.

Chuck Preview:

Everybody is gunning for Peter and Claire this week (pretty much just like every other week on Heroes). Sylar gets in Elle's face at Pinehearst, and oh yeah — that eclipse that gave everybody superpowers, well, apparently "It's Coming" again. Heroes is on NBC at 9 PM.

Heroes Preview:

Heroes Clip:

Heroes Behind The Scenes:

Enjoy the last few episodes of My Own Worst Enemy while you still can. This week Edward kicks it with the KGB while Henry tries to uncover Angie's secret backstory (is she a spy too?). "The Night Train To Moscow" episode is on NBC at 10 PM.

Tuesday:

Get your fill of Elisha Dushku with a Tru Calling marathon from 8 AM until 3 PM on the Sci Fi Channel.

Walter goes back to the loony bin to uncover some time traveling ghost hunting craziness. Finally a more Walter-centric Fringe, which is exactly how I like my mad scientist, full of fruit-cup brilliance. Fringe is on 9 PM on Fox.

Wednesday:

Hooray, Pushing Daisies is back and this time with double the cheeky magic. Fred Willard is on as the top hatted magician who has been a surrogate father to Ned's half brothers. Fred's magical animal assistants are all dying off and the magician needs some help figuring out who's the culprit on NBC at 8 PM. Here are a collection of pics from the new episode.

No Knight Rider this week.

Movies:

Don your terrible wigs and even worse Eastern European accents: Van Helsing is on TNT at 11 PM.

Thursday:

Wedding bells are ringing for the secondary characters on Smallville. Will Chloe's wedding go off without a hitch? Probably not if Doomsday has something to say about it, plus Lana comes back and totally ruins the chances of Lois and Clark having an embarrassing open-bar wedding hookup. I bet she walks in right as they are about to kiss. Smallville is on the CW at 8 PM.

Smallville Clip:

Smallville Clip:

Smallville Preview:

Supernatural's Dean and Sam, have to make battle with yet more demons and angels, and Anna still isn't dead yet this week, but if the boys don't figure out how to kill a pack of angels, Dean's going straight back to hell — do not pass go, do not collect $200. "Heaven and Hell" is on the CW at 9 PM.

Supernatural Preview:

Supernatural Clip:

Supernatural Clip:

Supernatural Clip:

Sam Tyler gets to meet his Papa this week (who just so happens to be a crook) and holy cow — it's Dennis Duffy the beeper king, otherwise known as Charley Dixon from SCC. This guy is in everything! Life On Mars is on 10 PM at ABC.

Hood gets to meet some super secret super soldiers this week on Eleventh Hour at 10 PM on CBS.

Movies:

The ultimate reality TV show of the future follows baby Jim Carrey as Truman from conception to escape, in The Truman Show at 10 PM on TBS.

Friday:

Jar Jar is all over this week's Star Wars: The Clone Wars, so Binks-haters beware. He's actually mistaken for a Jedi and gets into wacky hijinks with C-3PO. "Bombad Jedi" is on Cartoon Network at 9 PM.

Clone Wars Preview:

The nerdgasm we've all been waiting for is about to air this week, in Stargate Atlantis' special "Brainstorm" episode. Not only is Bill Nye the Science Guy making a cameo, but so are Dave Foley and Neil deGrasse Tyson. This week McKay and Dr. Keller descend to Earth to watch McKay's rival Foley demonstrate his latest project. Atlantis is on 9 PM on the Sci Fi Channel.

Sanctuary's Will digs deeper into his father's past on 10 PM on the Sci Fi Channel.

Sanctuary Preview

Ben 10: Alien Force's Ship has to be saved from the Forever Knights on the Cartoon Network at 9:30 PM.

Batman gets face to face with some dinosaurs this week in Batman: The Brave and the Bold on the Cartoon Network at 8 PM.

Saturday:

Movies:

The Return Of The Joker is on 9 PM on the Cartoon Network.

Sunday:

Everything is going to Hell in a hand-basket on True Blood. Sookie starts to piece together the missing pieces of the local murders, and Sam gets a visit from an old buddy. Hopefully they meet in the shapes of animals. True Blood is on HBO at 9 PM.

True Blood Preview:

Movies:

Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt chase mother nature, but stay sexy in Twister at 6 PM on TNT.

Monday:

Riley and John take a not-so-joyful ride to Mexico, — and Sarah gets some much needed face time with James Ellison. Will we finally get from Ellison answers? Plus the promos are promising that tonight will be one character's "last stand." Who will it be? SCC is on Fox at 8 PM.

Sarah Connor Chronicles Promo:

And here's a clip with commentary:

Find out why everyone hates Arthur Petrelli, and what's the deal with the whole Pinehearst nonsense. Hiro travels back in time hopefully to tie some of our lose over at NBC's Heroes at 9 PM.

Heroes Promos:

Heroes Clips:

What happens when you've got split personalities due to a government implanted brain chip that switches you from murderous secret agent to suburban dad right in the middle of gunfire? Sounds like just another silly, yet predictable, predicament for My Own Worst Enemy's Christian Slater on NBC at 10 PM.

My Own Worst Enemy Promo:

NBC's mop headed hero, Chuck, has to fight off his old demons aka, the ex. Watch as hot spy lady gets all sorts of pissed this week at 8 PM.

Chuck Promo:

Preview clips:

Get your end of the world hottie anime lady fix over at the Sci Fi Channel with three back-to-back episodes of Gurren Lagann starting at 11PM.

Movies:

Who you gonna call...again? Ghostbusters 2 on Bravo and 10 and later at 12:30 PM tonight.

Tuesday:

Hooray, Fringe is back on Fox at 9 PM. This week, a parasite is taking over the bodies of FBI agents, Olivia has to go to Germany (hopefully she'll pick up a little personality while overseas) and Walter Bishop and his boy Peter try to jump start a dead guy's brain.

Fringe Promo:

Tonight is the premiere of the Sci Fi Channel "science fiction reality TV show," Cha$e where the contestants travel across a giant board game ad are constantly hunted down by hunters. The new game show airs at 10 PM.

Movies:

Enjoy our favorite web slinger's adventures, before they were ruined with bad hair and equally bad dancing techniques. Spider-Man 2 is on over at FX at 4 PM.

Wednesday:

Still no new Pushing Daisies this week.

No Knight Rider this week, either.

Thursday:

Poor Chloe — Brainiac erased all her memories, and now the only person she remembers is dreamy Sam Witwer who is also Doomsday. Why does everyone pick on Chloe? Is it because it's fun to torture her? Smallville's "The Abyss" is on the CW at 8 PM

Smallville Promo:

Smallville Clip:

This week, our favorite hot brothers who follow scary stuff, Dean and Sam, find a girl who talks to angels and they have to protect her from a demon. Catch Supernatural over at the CW at 9 PM.

Supernatural Clips:

A hostage situation pins time-traveling cop Sam Tyler against a crazed gunman. Plus, Sam's starting to get phone calls from 2008, but he's still stuck in the past. Life On Mars is on 10 PM at ABC.

Life On Mars Promo:

Hood finds a frozen body on a warm beach and it won't thaw, no matter what. Will wonders never cease on the Eleventh Hour? The science-investigation series is on CBS at 10 PM.

Friday:

Over at Cartoon Network, the conclusion of the two part droid-centric Clone Wars storyline comes to a close. Will Anakin and Ahsoka rescue R2 from the clutches of General Grievous? The Clone Wars is on at 9 PM.

Clone Wars Promo:

The Stargate Atlantis crew has to rally around Woolsey, or lose their "play by the rules" boss forever. It's performance evaluation time, people — look busy. The latest SGA airs on the Sci Fi Channel at 9 PM.

Stargate Atlantis Promo:

Genius kiddies are being kidnapped on Ben 10: Alien Force. It's up to Ben to stop them from building their mystery arch. The new episode airs on Cartoon Network at 9:30 PM.

Sanctuary field trip! Mangus goes to Rome to attend a top secret abnormals meeting. The monster goodness starts at 10 PM on the Sci Fi Channel.

Movies:

Hum along with your favorite aliens, and watch Close Encounters Of The Third Kind on AMC at 5 PM.

Don't like aliens? Fine, right afterwards is the badass demon-killer Constantine and his super awesome tattoo powers at 8 PM on AMC.

Saturday:

Movies:

It's a long Andromeda Strain fest over at A&E at 8 and 10 PM then later at 12 AM.

But if the strain doesn't tickle your fancy, Cartoon Network has the direct-to-DVD movie Superman/Doomsday at 9 PM.

Sunday:

Vampire justice is dealt on this weeks True Blood. Now that Bill is in big trouble for his Sookie obsession (and killing another vamp) it's his turn for a beating. Oh, and of course Sookie is being all sorts of ridiculous because she just can't handle not being the center of attention for more than five seconds.

Tonight is the night! We've been waiting for the Robot Chicken Star Wars spoof forever, and finally tonight we'll get our fix of ridiculous stop animation humor loaded with geek-only humor. Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode II is on the Cartoon Network at 11:30 PM, here's a clip that aired on Joel McHale's equally as funny show The Soup, (oh and yes that's Seth MacFarlane as Emperor Palpatine).

Movies:

Get double the dose of Christopher Lloyd — first, as a zany alien with Jeff Daniels on WGN at 3 PM in My Favorite Martian, and later, as the mad scientist who builds a time traveling DeLorean in Back To The Future on Encore at 8 PM.

Monday:

What fool would rob Sarah Connor's house? This week, meet the idiot and enjoy the sudden and awful pain that Ms. Connor is sure to inflict on the cat burglar in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles' "Brothers of Nablus" on Fox at 8 PM.

SCC Promo:

SCC Clip:

Discover the inner joys of Anime underground dwellings inhabited by hottie ladies with thigh-high get-ups, on Gurren Lagann on the Sci Fi Channel on 11 PM.

No Chuck this week.

No Heroes this Week.

Movies:

Blow crap up and be a bad ass with Vin Diesel in xXx, about a bald criminal-turned-super agent who likes to wear really big coats on FX at at 7 PM.

Tuesday:

No Fringe this week.

Movies:

Tom Hanks meets a giant man on death row who can heal UTI with the mere grab of a crotch, in Stephen King's The Green Mile at 7 PM on FX.

Wednesday:

Oooh now it's personal, there's a murder at Knight Industries and it's up to Mike Tracer to find out who killed the techie. Knight Rider is on NBC 8 PM.

UFO Hunters looks into the official police investigations of UFO claims in Ohio, Michigan and Illinois. Chase down the fires in the sky on the History Channel at 10 PM.

Thursday:

Ah, the hottie boys of Supernatural find a real life wishing well that brings teddy bears to life... must have been a slow week. "Wishful Thinking" is on the CW at 9 PM.

Supernatural Clip:

Supernatural Promo:

The Arctic Crystal is back and brings Clark face to face with his cuz. Kara and Clark are all trapped in some creepy new land while Lois gets some superpowers. Smallville is on the CW at 8 PM.

"Bloodline" Smallville Promo:

Smallville Clips:

This week on Life On Mars, a terrible hate crime stirs up the black and Puerto Rican communities in New York, in the 70s. Now it's up to the time traveling cop Sam to set things straight on ABC at 10 pm. Oh and Whoopie Goldburg dons a big ol' wig for a cameo. And says the word "Funkafied."

Life On Mars Promo:

Hood has to go all the way to Pittsburgh to uncover the secrets behind a lethal virus, and he's gotta find the antidote before it spreads across the world killing everyone. Eleventh Hour's "Containment" episode is on CBS at 10 PM.

Movies:

Have you not heard? Flu Bird is the word, at least on the Sci Fi Channel. Get your sick-bird fill when flocks of ill feathered friends begin to attack humans in a Sci Fi Original on at 9 PM.

Friday:

Star Wars: The Clone Wars this week is the first of a two-parter called "Downfall of a Droid" where Anakin is on the hunt for his lost droid R2-D2 after the Separatists find him and want to hack into all of his secrets. Clone Wars is on Cartoon Network at 9 PM.

Clone Wars Promo:

Michael is back and still jonesing for Tey-tey's infant. Looks like we may have a show down in Atlantian territory, but if it makes Teyla show some sort of personality than I say go for it. Stargate Atlantis is on at 9 PM in the Sci Fi Channel.

Stargate Atlantis' "The Prodigal" Promo:

Saturday:

Movies:

Get creepy and kooky with everyone's favorite weird family. Addams Family Values is on ABC Family at 6 PM.

Sick of the back and forth fall weather? Snuggle up to a really cold monsters in a collection of Sci Fi Channels. Abominable at 5 PM, Ice Spiders at 7 PM and Yeti at 9 PM.

Sunday:

Sam reveals his big "secret" to Sookie, this week on True Blood, who may or may not be understanding in this week's episode called "I Don't Wanna Know." Also Bill has to pay for all his sexy vampire crimes against his fellow fang babies. True Blood is 9 PM on HBO.

Round Up Of Last Few Episodes Of True Blood:

Monday:

Adorably dorky Chuck features yet more overly attractive women getting thrown at the nerd with the spy computer in his brain this week. In "Chuck Versus Tom Sawyer" the lucky lady that gets to play with Chuck's pocket protector is none other than his ex-girlfriend. Chuck is on at 8 PM on NBC.

Chuck Promo:

The Petrelli clan is all riled up and ready to fight on Heroes this week, and it finally looks like some sense has been smacked into Peter, thanks to his overly dramatic over-the-top Poppy. "Eris Quod Sum" is on NBC at 9 PM.

Heroes Promo:

Heroes Mohinder Behind The Scenes Footage:

No Sarah Connor Chronicles this week.

Christian Slater plays two minds in one body ones and this time the "boring one" is pissed because the "slightly more interesting" personality has endangered his family. My Own Worst Enemy, is on at 10 PM on on NBC.

Go underground with the anime hotties of the future in Gurren Lagann. In this dystopian future, everyone has been forced to live beneath the Earth's surface and they journey to the surface to fight the big bad robots on the Sci Fi Channel at 11 and 11:30 PM.

Movies:

Place your bets now! It's a ridiculous alien throw down on Alien Vs. Predator on FX at 8 PM.

Get your monster-from-the-ocean fill with Godzilla on ABC Family at 9 PM.

Tuesday:

Fringe is not on this week. You'll just have to get your friends to pee themselves for you instead.

Movies:

See all the changes Ridley Scott had in store for his 1979 classic creepfest when Alien the director's cut airs on FMC at 8 PM.

Wednesday:

Mike Tracer gets eaten by a pack of undead — but not before he takes off his shirt and flirts with some lady in a bikini. At least that's what we wish would happen this week on "Knight Of The Living Dead" on Knight Rider on NBC 8 PM.

Movies:

There's a turtle power marathon on ABC Family — at 7 PM, enjoy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles followed by TMNT 2 at 9 PM.

Thursday:

The second class Scooby Gang (Fringe being the first in my book) explores the mysterious disappearances of severely autistic kids in the US on Eleventh Hour. The kids vanish and then reappear with savant syndrome, whatever that is. The episode titled "Savant" is on at 10 PM on CBS.

Promo For Eleventh Hour:

This week in Life On Mars' incredibly long-titled episode, "Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadows?", we get to meet some members of Sam's family from the past, which is now the present, because he's traveled back in time but not really. (Well, you get the idea.) The American revamp of this British hit is on 10 PM on ABC.

Life On Mars Promo:

Jimmy is causing more trouble by snapping pics of Clark saving Lois, again. Will Clark's "Identity" be revealed this week? I'm guessing no. But if it's got more of hottie Sam Witwer as Doomsday, I'm game. Smallville is on 8 PM on the CW.

Smallville Promo:

Smallville Clips:

Movies:

Tickle the piano keys with another man's severed and possessed hands, courtesy of a mad scientist, in the classic Beast with Five Fingers on TCM at 7:30 AM.

Friday:

There's no new Star Wars: Clone Wars this week.

The new Ben 10: Alien Force has a Galvan named Albedo impersonating Ben complete with his own Omnitrix. But his real goal is to steal Ben's Omni once and for all. Ben is on at 9:30 PM on Cartoon Network.

No Stargate Atlantis or Sanctuary this week but the Sci Fi Channel is hosting an all week marathon of scary movies.

Movies:

You can't celebrate this spooky season successfully without watching Mel Brooks' classic Young Frankenstein at 6 PM on FMC.

Saturday:

This week the Primeval team has to fight a big bad super-predator from the future, on BBC America at 9 PM.

Movies:

Enter the Dino wonderland. All three parts of Dinotopia are airing on the Sci Fi Channel starting at 9 AM.

Sunday:

Bill finally has to pay his vampire wages for having stuck up for Sookie all the time. Plus Lissy Kaplan, the new v juice snorting hippie from Connecticut, is back and making Jason do dumber and and more dangerous things all the time — so all is pretty much the same over at True Blood. This week's True Blood is at 9 PM on HBO.

Movies:

For the love of god, don't stir the oxygen tanks on the Apollo 13! That's airing on the Sci Fi Channel at 3:30 PM.

Monday:

That old stick figure, Nicole Richie, is gracing the set of everyones favorite Nerd Herder, Chuck. This week on "Chuck Versus The Cougars" Chuck meets "Sarah's" old buddies at her high school reunion. Chuck is on at 8 PM on NBC.

Time for all the Heroes characters to "choose a side," between Peter's mean mom or Peter's scruffy dad. Oh, and we'll get to spend plenty of quality time with a puppet-master baddie, who will force you to eat your pasta — carbs be damned. Heroes is on NBC at 9 PM.

Hot lady robo fighting action in this week's Sarah Connor Chronicles. Plus, main man Brian Austin Green gets himself a new lady friend, Battlestar Galactica's Stephanie Jacobsen. SCC is back and on Fox at 8 PM.

SCC Promo:

Clip From SCC:

This week, inside Christian Slater's two people, one brain, double life series My Own Worst Enemy, Edward's gotta kidnap a German software engineer and Henry is all mopey because he now realizes that his life is a farce. The episode "Hummingbird" is on at 10 PM on on NBC.

Go underground with the anime hotties of the future in Gurren Lagann. In this dystopian future, everyone has been forced to live beneath the Earth's surface and they journey to the surface to fight the big bad robots on the Sci Fi Channel at 11 and 11:30 PM.

On Charlie Jade's "Ouroboros," Charlie and Blues have a reunion in Betaverse but as per usual 01Boxer ruins everything for our space investigator. Jade airs on the Sci Fi Channel at 3 AM.

Movies:

Embrace the Jedi mullet in Star Wars Ep. IV at 6 PM on Spike, and later enjoy superhero team fighting at its worst with The Fantastic Four on FX at 8 PM.

Tuesday:

New Fringe has a head-splodey lady that will no doubt prompt puzzled stares from Peter Bishop and some some-shoot-first-ask-questions-later interrogation from Olivia. This weeks episodes "The Cure" is on Fox at 9 PM.

How To Explode A Head Fringe Style:

Fringe The Cure Trailer:

Movies:

Learn how torture your best mate into sympathizing with your ideals in V For Vendetta, at 7 PM on FX.

Celebrate the best of the slow marching zombies on Dawn of The Dead at 6:30 on the Sci Fi Channel.

Wednesday:

Mike Tracer gets smacked around by more hot girls in high level government positions on "Knight Of The Hunter" on NBC 8 PM.

Promo With Kicky Foreign Lady On Knight Rider:

Movies:

Enjoy the best fake commercials the scifi world has to offer in Children Of Men on HBO2 at 8 PM.

Thursday:

Furrow your brow with Rufus Sewell and ponder how a mere breakfast could paralyze an entire family on Eleventh Hour. The episode titled "Savant" is on at 10 PM on CBS

In this weeks Life On Mars, Sam tries to teach a bunch of New York 70s cops what a hate crime is, Harvey Keitel is still confused in the episode called "My Maharishi Is Bigger Than Your Maharishi." The American revamp of this British hit is on 10 PM on ABC.

Clark is all a twitter about Doomsday hanging around all the city's major crime scenes, but Doomy isn't taking Clark's suspicion lying down. Oooh, please get in a fight, especialy if it leads to Sam Witwer taking his shirt off. Smallville is on 8 PM on the CW.

Clark and Davis Smack Talk:

Smallville Clips:

Friday:

The Clone warriors are finally getting a voice of their own as they're forced to defend their cozy incubation station/home. Rex and Cody step up to inspire their Clone army in Star Wars: Attack Of The Clones on The Cartoon Network at 9 PM.

Clone Wars Promo:

The Clones Fight To Defend Their Home Clip:

New Ben 10: Alien Force, at 9:30 PM on Cartoon Network.

The Stargate Atlantis crew gets hauled into court for all of the crap they've pulled in this galaxy over the last 5 years. In "Inquisition" the whole crew has to testify for their crimes against the galaxy on the Sci Fi Channel on 9 PM. We interviewed Robert Picardo about this episode at Comic-Con, and he said he had to memorize pages of epic dialog for this one.

Get to know the big man behind the 100-year-old lady in Sanctuary's new episode, "Fata Morgana," on at 10 PM at the Sci Fi Channel.

Movies:

Learn how to blow up a restaurant with a stick of gum, "just don't chew it," in Mission Impossible at 12:30 AM on TNT.

Saturday:

This week the Primeval team sets a trap for the saboteur inside their own group on BBC America at 9 PM.

Movies:

Tune in for the second best Ghostbuster movie ever made. Ghostbusters II is on at 8:00 PM on Bravo.

Sunday:

If you thought the blood had hit the fan on last weeks True Blood, just wait to see what Jason resorts to, to get his V-Juice fix. Plus the Viking vamp is back and he's keen on using Sookie's "talents." This weeks True Blood is at 9 PM on HBO.

Monday:

Nasty jocks infest the Buy More playing sports video games and harassing the Nerd Herd. Will the Morgan be able to stick for himself? Plus Sarah's ex-boyfriend is back and making "nerdy-but-not-really-nerdy-at-all" Chuck all sorts of "adorably" awkward, again. Check out the line up of clips for "Chuck Versus The Break-Up." Chuck is on 8 PM on NBC.

Chuck Clips:

Oooh Claire is so pissed at her Pappy's new partner Sylar on NBC's Heroes. But after that horrendous brain-violation that happened a few episodes back, can you really blame her? Plus the leader of the villains and big Daddy Arthur Petrelli is coming for a visit. The new episode "Angels And Heroes" is on at 9PM.

Here's a clip where daddy comes back:

Daphne Gets Recruited On Heroes:

Here's Daddy Promo:

No Sarah Connor Chronicles this week.

Two episodes of sexy thigh-high-wearing Anime girls in Gurren Lagann on the Sci Fi Channel at 11 and 11:30 PM.

On Charlie Jade's "Flesh," Charlie and Tukarrs make a deal with 01 to break him out of prison. Jade airs on the Sci Fi Channel at 3 AM.

Tuesday:

Fringe is back this week — we missed you Walter! This week, a weird guy is electrocuting other people (but I assure you not in the X-Files way) and Dr. Bishop uses homing pigeons to solve the case. Fringe is on 9 PM on Fox. And here's a behind-the-scenes clip:

Movies:

The world ends yet again on Deep Impact on TMC at 1 PM, and Matthew Broderick teaches us all the value of computer games and nuclear warfare in War Games at 3 PM on AMC.

Wednesday:

Deadly toxins get released and it's up to KITT and Mike to save the day. Mike Tracer almost dies, but manages to keep his shirt on this time. Tune in "Hard Days Knight" on NBC at 8 PM — and maybe this week, KITT will back over a passed out Tracer (fingers crossed!).

Promo:

Thursday:

Lois and Clark go undercover as a couple to track down a serial killer, and calamity and near-death experiences ensue. Let's hope there's some actual sexual tension between these two in this week's Smallville, "Committed" on CW at 8 PM.

Here's a clip:

Executive Producer Todd Slavkin On "Committed":

God is getting involved in a series of evil-science-motivated murders in the "Cardiac" episode of Eleventh Hour — or, as I know it, "the other Fringe." Still, Rufus Sewell does bring some superior brooding skills to the table. Check it out on CBS at 10 PM.

Here's the promo:

Sam Tyler has to figure out how he got hit by a car in 2008 and woke up in 1973. But first on Life On Mars, he's got a series of fatal robberies he needs to investigate, back in the day.

LOM Promo:

Movies:

Meet the super shiny Silver Surfer in Fantastic Four 2 on HBO at 12 PM.

Friday:

On Ben 10: Alien Force, our heroic Ben and the Highbreed Commander get stranded on a foreign planet together. The episode "Alone Together" is at 9:30 PM on Cartoon Network.

On the new new Clone Wars, "Destroy Malevolence," it's up to Anakin to save Padme's backside once again! That's at 9 PM on the Cartoon Network. And here's a promo including some action scenes:

A plague infects a band of refugees picked up by the Atlantis crew on an all new Stargate Atlantis, "Outsiders," on the Sci Fi Channel at 9 PM.

Team Sanctuary discovers a group of thieves that posses a strange ability to slip in and out of cracks. The new episode "Folding Man" is on at 10 PM at the Sci Fi Channel.

Saturday:

This week the Primeval team fights monster scorpions on BBC America at 9 PM.

Movies:

Charlie Sheen chases around some backwards knee bendy aliens in The Arrival on HBO at 12:30 PM.

Before Keanu invades your mind as the somewhat more colorful Klaatu, check out the original alien invasion while AMC screens the black-and-white Day The Earth Stood Still at 1:30 PM.

Sunday:

Uncle Bartlett's issues with Sookie come to a head with vampire Bill's involvement this week on True Blood. Jason continues to deal with his addiction to V-Juice and more redneck rage in the episode "Burning House Of Love" on HBO at 9 PM.

Monday:

We're wondering what robot ass is Sarah Connor going to kick this week and what trouble will John Connor get in. (Because he always does.) After last weeks big booming surprise, it should be very interesting to see how they try and top the premiere. Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles airs on Fox at 8 PM. Check out a new clip from this weeks episode below:

Charlie Jade, the world's trying-so-desperately-to-be-sexy space detective still can't figure what's happening in our alternate universe, in "Things Unseen," at 3 AM.

Two episodes of sexy thigh-high-wearing Anime girls in Gurren Lagann on the Sci Fi Channel at 11 and 11:30 PM.

Tuesday:

Dead people whisper sweet nothings to Eliza Dushku in an all day Tru Calling marathon on the Sci Fi channel starting at 8 AM.

What will the crazy amnesiac scientist pee again on next in this weeks Fringe? In this week's "almost-X-Files" episode, the gang uncovers the secrets behind the 99-year-old baby and Olivia mopes about her departed boytoy. Catch the next episode on Fox at 9 PM. And here are the first few minutes of the episode, which aired last night:

Sassy-pants Eureka Sheriff Carter has to save the town from a bonus sun, and monitor the local election. Check out "Here Come The Suns" on the Sci Fi Channel at 9 PM.

Wednesday:

Treat yourself to a Twilight Zone reboot with an Outer Limits marathon starting at 8 AM on the Sci Fi Channel. Extra points if you can list all the currently famous actors that paid their rent with Outer Limits work.

Adam and Jamie attempt to transforming your average gun into a water powered super canon on MythBusters on the Discovery Channel at 9 PM.

Was there ever a Bigfoot in NYC? The History Channel attempts to solve the mystery behind the Monster of Whitehall in MonsterQuest on 8 PM.

Thursday:

Smallville is back for its eighth and maybe final season, picking up where it left off. Clark is missing after his giant confrontation with Lex, and it's up to the Justice League to track him down. But it won't be easy, and Lex's sexy new replacement is standing in their way. Here's a clip from the new episode:

Movies:

Learn how to kill plague zombies with your brain powers, and visit a post-apocalyptic Las Vegas, in the third installment of the the Resident Evil video game movie franchise, Apocalypse.

Later that night tune in for a little shot of Bruce Campbell in Man With The Screaming Brain on the Sci Fi Channel at 3 AM.

And finally Species (featuring the alien with whom you should make war, not love) is on AMC at 1:15 PM.

Friday:

Follow the play-by-his-own-rules veteran Nick and his partner Kate in a Special Unit 2 marathon on the Sci Fi channel at 8 AM. The kids of Unit 2 find the missing links in evolution.

Stargate Atlantis premieres a new episode of "The Tracker" on the Sci Fi Channel at 10 PM.

Movies:

The last Pauly Shore movie that was ever worth watching, Encino Man, is on at 2:30 AM on TNT. The squirrel and his buddy discover a man frozen in ice and decide to thaw out this caveman, who turns out to be a pretty sexy Brendan Fraser, buuuudy.

Build you own super race with the mad scientist from the 1950s classic Bride of the Monster. It's on at 4:45 AM at TCM.

Saturday:

Still hungry for more hipster geekery? Check out a vintage Chuck episode on 8 PM on NBC.

The A.R.C. team meets a monster from the future that is "the worst threat of all," but my guess is they'll wrap up the whole time/space problem in under an hour tops. Primeval is on BBC America at 8 PM.

Movies:

The Flesh Eaters is a 60s classic monster movie where a movie star and her ridiculous entourage get marooned on an island inhabited by flesh eating amoebas. See it on AMC at 3:15 AM.

Sunday:

Get your fill of animated cleavage with the premiere of Spaceballs on G4 at 5 PM.

True Blood is back for the third time and maybe, just maybe, Sookie will let vampire Bill get to second base this episode? Perhaps, if she hasn't been eaten by his vampy party-crashing friends and Bill hasn't been attacked by the local villagers for all the mysterious murders. Bottom line, it's a lot of people having sex. True Blood is on HBO at 9 PM.

There's a Metalocalypse rerun on Adult Swim at 2 AM.

Movies:

Traci Lords is a vampire space alien who is hell bent on showing as many exposed breasts as are humanly possible in one fantastic Roger Corman remake called NOt Of This Earth on the Sci Fi Channel at 3 AM.

Monday:

Find out what happened to Summer Glau's nail-painting, ballet-dancing Terminator after the shocking last few seconds of last year's finale. The season premiere of the The Sarah Connor Chronicles also promises to show John Connor growing up at last, and Shirley Manson as an evil corporate CEO. That's on Fox at 8 PM.

Anime series Gurren Lagann airs at 11 and 11:30 on the Sci Fi Channel.

The Sci Fi Channel's private dick Charlie Jade meets the evil puppet master who answers some questions on Charlie's quest to uncover a futuristic murder mystery in "The Enemy of my Enemy," at 3 AM.

Movies:

TBS is showing Arachnophobia at 2:30 AM.

Tuesday:

There's a Doctor Who all day marathon on the Sci Fi Channel starting at 8 AM and ending at 4 PM.

Meet your new Scooby Gang: FBI agent Olivia Dunham (Anna Torv), crazy mad scientist Dr. Walter Bishop (John Noble), and his smarty pants gambler son Peter Bishop (Joshua Jackson). This group heads up J.J. Abrams' new series Fringe and premieres on Fox at 8 PM. The first episodes brings the group together to solve the mystery behind a virus that makes your skin translucent, then kills you.

A new superhero has started "helping" our favorite sheriff in the genius town of Eureka, in the all new episode "Phased and Confused" on the Sci Fi Channel at 9 PM.

The Next Big Bang breaks down what the Large Hadrom Collider aims to discover, and how this $10 billion contraption came about, on the History Channel at 12 AM.

Movies:

Batman & Robin is on TBS at 12:30 AM, do a shot every time Batman Clooney looks smarmy, and you'll be passed-out in no time.

Wednesday:

In this week's Mythbusters, Adam and Jamie try out their own big bang theories at 9 PM on the Discovery Channel.

Thursday:

Two fantastic marathons air this Thursday on the Sci Fi Channel, including a long Twilight Zone marathon that includes one of my favorite episodes, "No Time Like The Past." The marathon starts at 8 AM and ends at 3 PM.

The next marathon is Destination Truth, where they uncover the mysteries behind the monsters, from Nessie to the Yeti. Get your monster fill starting at 7 PM and ending at 1 AM.

Friday:

There's a Dark Angel marathon on the Sci Fi channel from 8 AM until 3 PM.

In this week's Stargate Atlantis "The Queen," Teyla gets the the spotlight. The stone-faced queen goes under the knife so she can infiltrate a Wraith ship, and I think it's the best she's ever looked. The new episode airs on the Sci Fi Channel at 10 PM.

Saturday:

A vintage episode of Chuck ("Chuck Versus the Imported Hard Salami") is on NBC at 8 PM.

Primeval gives us our weekly dose of monster goodness on BBC America at 9 PM.

The History Channel is bringing us an entire nighttime marathon of the UFO Files starting at 11 PM and ending at 12 AM

Movies:

The Sci Fi Channel hosts an all day disaster movie marathon starting at 9 AM and running all day, including Volcano, Solar Attack and Earthstorm.

Sunday:

It's the second episode of HBO's True Blood, which left us with a bruised and battered Sookie with no vampire Bill to protect her. Hopefully the world will be set right and the humans can learn how to co-exist with the fake-blood drinking vampires peacefully.

Hang out with the darkest of apocalyptic survivors in Metalocalypse. On Adult Swim at 2 AM.

Movies:

Travel back in time to the 70s with the world's grooviest secret agent, with the worst set of teeth, in Austin Powers In Goldmember on TNT at 12 PM.

Monday:

The Middleman this week is all about the cranky robot Ida. Nanobots take over her circuits and she becomes evil. Finally, I've been dying for a Ida-centric episode since the beginning, her sassy back and forth with Wendy is why I love her. The Middleman is on ABC Family at 10 PM.

Futuristic private dick Charlie Jade solves universe-hopping shenanigans at 3 AM on the Sci Fi Channel.

Movies:

Let your mind flutter back through time with Ashton Kutcher, as he travels back in time to save his girlfriends life over, and over, and over, in The Butterfly Effect on FX at 9 PM. Also genetically engineered dinosaurs will roam the Earth again, but in their own theme park, in Jurassic Park on the Sci Fi channel at 9 PM.

Tuesday:

The Sci Fi Channel gives us all Jessica Alba all day with a Dark Angel marathon. Tune in at 8 A.M. to watch the genetically engineered Alba kick butt in a post-apocalyptic world. After last weeks super dark Eureka, this week's new episode "Show Me The Money," looks like a return to the light comedy fare. This week, the super-genius town of Eureka has to deal with a cursed mummy on the loose. The show airs at 9 PM on the Sci Fi Channel.

Movies:

Watch the making of Darth Vader in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith on the Spike channel at 9 PM.

Wednesday:

Get a glimpse into the future, and meet our future robot slaves (or is that overlords?) on The NextWorld: Android Helpers At Home which airs on the Discovery Channel at 8 PM.

MythBusters lunar landing episode breaks down the rumors that the whole moon landing was just a hoax on the Discovery Channel at 9 PM.

Thursday:

Movies:

Watch the world blow to bits, no thanks John Connor (Nick Stahl) in Terminator 3. The absent-minded professor makes a basketball team fly with the aid of his scientific experiments, in the 1997 version of Flubber on TBS at 9 PM. Watch the Federation fight the Romulan baddies in Star Trek: Nemesis at 10:30 PM on AMC.

Friday:

The Sci Fi Channel is hosting an all-day Star Trek: Enterprise marathon.

Movies:

Help teenage Matthew Broderick outsmart a government computer that's taken control over the United States' weapons and is ready to start World War III, in War Games at 12:30 AM on AMC.

Saturday:

Movies:

Join the fight against mutant injustice with an X-Men double feature on FX. At 6:30 PM watch X-Men, and right after that, watch X2 at 9 PM.

The Sci Fi Channel has a large movie marathon, including Beyond Loch Ness at 1 PM, and Black Swarm at 7 PM. The original monster man, Boris Karloff, does what he does best in monster movies. In House of Frankenstein, Karloff and his hunchback friend continue the work of Dr. Frankenstein, plus there's Dracula as played by John Carradine.

Sunday:
Learn everything you've ever wanted to know about creatures without bones. Big fat scary floppy monster creatures terrorize us, in MonsterQuest: Boneless Horror at 2 AM on the History Channel. Metalocalypse teaches us all how to save a failing economy with one Dethklok record, but it needs to be on time or else we're all doomed, in "Dethrecord" in on Adult Swim at 2 AM.

Movies:

Discover your secret inner superhero with Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson in Unbreakable on the Sci Fi Channel at 9 PM.

The Best Stargate Comic Timing Yet:
Now I'm not saying that I didn't love Richard Dean Anderson as Jack O'Neill, but every now and then his constant Andersonisms (or massive pauses before the punchline) killed me. I wanted to scream: Just get to the joke already. It would throw the flow off and shake things, sometimes for the worst. True, that's part of his charm and I know this is why many people love him, but for me I really prefer the back and forth banter of the Atlantis crew, they've got it down pretty solid.

Sheppard's Hair:
There is a dire lack of hero hair on the boob tube these days. Peter Petrelli from Heroes has a pathetic mane, and it continues to be laughable (even after the recent cut). We need sexy crazy hero hair back. I'm sick of the buzz-cut bad boys, bring back the hair. Sheppard's hair sex appeal far outranks that of any past Stargate crew member, second only to Ronon's wig.

McKay > Teyla = Happiness
This year the are giving the people exactly what they want, more McKay and less Teyla. All the annoying Teyla moments of last year were so tiresome. Thank goodness they are taking some time to re-jigger this character and fill the empty time with more McKay. This week's Atlantis episode is not only McKay-centric, but heralds the return of his cute sister Jeannie. I hope there is a whole McKay goodbye death scene when he gets deathly ill — and then of course Keller brings him back.

New Aliens

I'm terribly excited for all of the pissed-off aliens we've been promised this year. Especially since the reason they're pissed is the Atlantis crew's meddling around the galaxy. Bring on more weirdos and what-nots, Atlantis.

Robert Picardo:
He's an incredibly charming, bald genius. Who else could fill in Samantha Carter's heels so well? He's brilliant, and a fans' actor. I honestly didn't know what he was going to change about the show, but his addition of actual personality instead of Carter's bland good-girl antics really balanced out the team, which Atlantis needed.

So here's the rest of the stuff worth watching on TV this week.

Tonight:

ABC Family is screening a little alien love with E.T, at 7:30 followed by a very special Middleman. This week, Middleman is a bit Noser-centric when our beloved hall rat enters a ventriloquist contest but has to deal with nasty vampire puppets, on at 10 PM.

Also worth checking out: the History Channel's Decoding the Past explores the Mayan Doomsday deadline of 2012 at 8 PM. Sexy subterranean mecha anime Gurren Lagann is on Sci Fi at both 11 and 11:30. Explore the sexy mysteries of the future with private dick Charlie Jade at 3 AM on the Sci Fi Channel.

Tuesday:

A new episodes of Eureka is on at 9 PM on the Sci Fi Channel. This time Carter gets stuck in a time loop on the love of his life's wedding and has to relive it over and over and over.

Wednesday:

Sci Fi Channel is having a Special Unit 2 marathon, so follow your favorite Chicago special ops team as they try and explain the mysterious of the universe. It's like the X-Files, but drunk and with a gargoyle.

Monster Quest, on the History Channel, explores the mystery behind Bigfoot at 9 PM.

And if you liked Eureka's time-loop action, you can relive it in movie form. At 3 AM Sci Fi is also showing 12:01 a time loop TV movie from Fox, starring Jeremy Piven and Martin Landau.

Thursday:

Can't make it though the day without a little scifi? Click to AMC at 3 PM for some post-apocalypse goodness in Escape From New York.

Friday:

Stargate's Atlantis "The Shrine" is on at Sci Fi Channel at 10. Sci Fi's original movie staring Lou Diamond Phillips about an alien-infested train that's trying to consume all the humans aboard, Alien Express is on at 3 AM.

Saturday:

British prehistoric beasties take to the sea in Primeval this week on BBC America at 9 PM.

The Sci Fi Channel is having a marathon of original movies including Larva (at 3AM) and Kaw (at 7 PM), but more importantly Flu Bird Horror is premiering this night. Oh yes, it's about birds that give you the flu that kills.

Bald scifi legend Patrick Stewart's Star Trek: Nemesis, in which he has an inexplicably bald young clone, is on at 8 PM on AMC. The Chronicles of Riddick is on at 1:30 PM and 11:45 PM on TNT.

Sunday:

AMC has a great scifi movie marathon starting with Beneath the Planet of the Apes at 4 AM, then Escape From the Planet of the Apes at 6 AM and ending with the best ever black and white alien invasion, The Day The Earth Stood Still at 8 AM.

Metalocalypse is showing "Snakes N Barrels II (Part 1)" on Adult Swim at 2 AM. Pickles discovers that Snakes 'N' Barrels has reunited without him.

Tonight

The Middleman's latest episode "The Obsolescent Cryogenic Meltdown" features Kevin Sorbo as a Middleman from the past who's been frozen in time. He's brought back to fight a supervillain, the Candle, but will his obsolete manners force Wendy to kill him?

The Japanese shōnen mecha anime Gurren Lagann, about an underground future society, is on twice on Monday once at 11 and again at 11:30 PM on the Sci Fi Channel.

My favorite X-Files two parter "Duane Barry Part 1" is on Sci Fi at 2 AM. If you like aliens, hostage situations and crazy folk, this is for you.

Futuristic private dick Charlie Jade is back and desperately trying to piece together the clues behind a murder mystery of a lovely young woman, the only problem is, she has no identity (which is impossible in his future), Charlie Jade airs at 3 AM on the Sci Fi Channel

Movies:
Enlist in The Federations alien bug-killing campaign before the evil being take over the universe in Starship Troopers, which is showing at 10 AM and 3 AM on TBS. Murderous soul eating car Christine is on AMC at 5:45 PM. And later, count all of the terrible one-liners in Batman & Robin on TBS at 12:30 AM.

Tuesday

Eureka has a new episode, where Allison starts to get ready for her wedding and all the genius dogs line up for a show of their own. "Best In Faux" is on the Sci Fi Channel at 9 PM.

Movies:

A handsome young man tries to repair the problems of his past with a time machine, but instead he ends up going forward about 800,000 years into the future. The Time Machine will be on TBS at 12:30 AM.

Wednesday

Journey back and discover the roots of our flying saucers. According to UFO Files: UFOs: Then and Now? The Innocent Years, even Medieval times had their share of alien encounters. UFO Files is on the History Channel at 11 PM. Later, explore the secret lives of flexible bendy monsters on the History channel's MonsterQuest: Boneless Horror at 1 AM.

Movies:

Watch the original War Games before they ruin it with that awful remake /sequel, on AMC at 5:30 PM. Crazy scifi movie Mad Love, where murderous hands get transplanted on unsuspecting victims. is on at 8 PM on TMC. Later, Kirk Douglas' 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea is on TMC at 2 AM.

Thursday

Movies:

Milla Jovovich dons the world's tiniest bandages as a supreme being that can save the world from biblical alien doom in The Fifth Element on TBS. At 10 AM watch the first ever reality TV Show gone horribly wrong when an entire world is built to house enough cameras to film one man from birth until death (or escape) in The Truman Show, on TBS at 9 PM.

Friday

Stargate Atlantis "The Ghost In the Machine" brings back Doctor Elizabeth Weir, but as a creepy kill-crazy Replicator. Or is she one of the good replicators? Wait, are there good Replicators? Atlantis is on the Sci Fi Channel at 9 PM.

Movies:
Get ready for high kicks and punches — and kitchen splits — with Jean-Claude Van Damme's Timecop at 10:30 PM on AMC.

Saturday

More British scifi beasties and monsters jump out of the rip in time in Primeval on BBC America at 9 PM. This weeks episode has the gang searching through the tunnels of London's underground and uncovering a bunch of gigantic spiders.

Movies:
TNT launches a scifi movie marathon starting at 11 AM with Jackie Chan's terrible movie about fatal formal wear The Tuxedo. Then there is Aeon Flux at 1 PM, Ultraviolet at 3 PM, Blade II at 7 PM, Blade: Trinity at 9 PM, Land of The Dead and 3:10.

Sunday

Venture Brothers will have a new episode for fans on Sunday at 11 PM on Adult Swim.

Movies:

Start your day off right with Space Cowboys where a group of aged astronauts get sent back into space to protect the world from ancient space technology. It airs on TNT at 8:30 AM. Later watch a military plane become self aware and try to blow up the world and fighter pilot Jessica Biel along it in Stealth on TNT at 1 PM.

Monday

It's not too late to ditch work and sit through the Threshold marathon all day today on the Sci Fi Channel. Who needs paperwork when you have sexy Carla Gugino and her incredible brain to save the world from a crashed alien spaceship? Go Red Team!

The Middleman is back, showing M.M. fighting injustice and helping his twenty-something sidekick Wendy sort out her crazy life. In this episode, Wendy goes undercover as a sorority sister to investigate a haunted sorority house, which spells pillow fight! The Middleman airs at 10 PM on ABC Family.

Casper Van Dien (or, as I will always know him, Johnny Rico) will be on Chelsea Lately on E! with the rest of the Starship Troopers 3: Marauder cast at 4 PM.

The Japanese shōnen mecha anime Gurren Lagann, about an underground future society, is on twice on Monday once at 11 and again at 11:30 PM on the Sci Fi Channel.

A sad and scruffy retired cop becomes a crusader against fascism in an alternate future. New episodes of the scifi cop drama Charlie Jade air on 3 AM on the Sci Fi channel.

Movies:

In Reign Of Fire, sad humans fight dragons with the help of Christian Bale, pre-Batman voice, and Matthew McConaughey, tonight at 12:30 AM on TBS. Plus, you can almost get to the Moon by watching Apollo 13 at 2:30 on AMC. Deep Impact, the armageddon movie that time forgot, is on soon after the dragon hotness, at 2:30 AM on TBS. And lastly, who needs Star Wars when you can watch a spoof instead? ABC Family is airing Spaceballs tonight at 8 PM.

Tuesday

There's an all day Monster Quest marathon on the History Channel starting at 8 AM. Nova will bring us another inside look at "Cars Of The Future" at 12:30 AM on PBS.

An all new Eureka is coming your way on Tuesday night. The second episode of the new season is adorably called "What About Bob." Follow the sheriff as he hunts down Global Dynamics' own Creature from the Black Lagoon. Eureka airs 9 PM on the Sci Fi Channel.

Wednesday

Eliza Dushku will be on Jimmy Kimmel Live on ABC at 12 AM, and hopefully she'll spill some Dollhouse dirt.

The History Channel will delve into the infamous 70s UFO sightings for you, in UFO Files: UFOs of the 70s at 11 PM. Turns out the 1970s were the most active period of UFO sightings ever. (Who knew?)

Movies:

Wrong Turn is on Fox FX at 10 AM, in case you haven't gotten enough Eliza Dushku on Jimmy Kimmel. Watch her get lost in the woods and discover a sinister secret: the people in the mountains have mutated into crazy cannibals, and Eliza's on the menu.

Friday

From 8 AM to 4 PM, the Sci Fi Channel is running a marathon of Doctor Who in case you need to catch up on the tail end of season two.

Movies:

Follow Tom Cruise as he tries to save his ungrateful kids from attacking aliens in War Of The Worlds 8:30 on ABC 10:30 AM. Hang out with Big Red in the first Hellboy at 8 PM on Fox. Escape from a boring Friday night with Snake Plissken, in Escape From New York at 11:30 on AMC. Batman Begins is on at 8 PM (and many other times throughout the night) on Sci Fi.

Saturday

Find out why almost all the aliens we hear about are little gray men with big heads, in the UFO Files: New UFO Revelations: the Grays' Agenda, at 10 AM on the History Channel.

The space and time continuum opens up for another monster series Primeval. Follow the zoologist Professor Nick Cutter as he searches for his missing wife and tries to wrangle the occasional monster that steps out of the show's space and time rift. The creepy creature show is in its third season on the BBC, and the first season premieres on BBC America at 9 PM.

Movies:

Out Of Time airs at 4:30 PM on TNT. And