Just so you guys know, I'm actually writing a screenplay about the guy with SHARK EYES. In that movie, SHARK EYES eats all the people from The Butterfly Effect 3. I'm going to enter it into the After Dark Horrorfest and make a bajillion dollars.
@braak: will the character development be better than SHARK EYES vs. TWO SNAKES? SHARK EYES was obviously awesome (i mean come on, SHARK EYES!) and SNAKE was good but OTHER SNAKE was a little hollow. i'm sure OTHER SNAKE wanted to kill SHARK EYES but i had a hard time settling on what his motivation was, outside of being a SNAKE.
@tetracycloide: Well, I'll admit that by the time you get to SHARK EYES versus TWO SNAKES, I was relying on genre tropes in order to fulfill requirements set by meddling producers. Originally, SHARK EYES vs. TWO SNAKES was supposed to be SHARK EYES vs. SNAKE and VELOCIRAPTOR...there was a lot of compromised forced on me for that one.
But I think SHARK EYES vs. CAST OF THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT 3 is really going to shake the franchise up. It's a fresh approach, at least as good as SHARK EYES, maybe even as good as the seminal SHARK EYES vs. THE INTERNET.
@braak: there were rumors in the science fiction world that you would be returning to some of your original plans for SHARK EYES vs. SNAKE and VELOCIRAPTOR, that had to be axed to to creative differences, in a future title SHARK EYES vs. RAPTOR'S FLYING RAPTORS. did the air force provide you with the stock footage you needed to go ahead with that project or is this all simply rampant net speculation fueled by the disappointing OTHER SNAKE?
The trouble I have with romance based time travel stories is the complete lack of emotional maturity their protagonists display.
You keep wanting to yell at the characters, "[S]He's dead! There are no soulmates you idiot! There are always other fish in the sea. Heal! Grow up and move on. It's what [s]he'd want for you."
"Risk" could be alright, but it would be a twelve hour movie that you'd have to pause in the middle so you could get to class and then finish it the next night. Good times...
@CapnCalamity: When we were about to lose, we'd always try to go to Afghanistan to die. Somethings never change.
We'd set up what we called "Mutual Concession Stands" where two allies would trade an army back and forth to build up our forces until we had to fight it out. That's partially why our games lasted so long.
In the future, we'll all be wearing spats and top hats?
But seriously, I think this movie could work if perhaps it was a comedy about two rivals like the 2 old guys in Trading Places, who try to buy up all the property in Atlantic City. But not in the future. Maybe in some comic book-styled '30s city.
Lars Von Trier Plays Charade at a Party With Friends
...no special lighting or sets. A cute, ruddy redheaded actress as one of the charade players. She gets raped at the end. America is shown as evil. It takes home multiple awards at Cannes.
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Eli Roth to direct Operation.
"Don't touch the sides!!!"
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Paul Haggis to write/direct "Connect Four"
A sample of the dialogue: "You've triumphed by placing your pieces in such a way that they form an consecutive, unbroken line of four in a diagonal pattern, much like we all yearn for personal connection...pretty sneaky sis."
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David Cronenberg's DON'T BREAK THE ICE, starring Christopher Walken
Monopoly is purely a flexible starting point, and could have a decent flix done from that.
I mean, seriously, surely everyone here is at least curious how Blade Runner could mix with Monopoly?
A microcosm future of societys economics? Or a more casual and fun stylised future story akin to Speed Racer?
Its no more crazy then some of the videogame movies we have had.
And it will probably turn out vastely better then the Sim's movie. (which sooner or later will have Jim Carry attached, I swear, given the preposed plot).
The best Sims movie was already done mind you, only it wasnt at all, and it was called The Nines.
@Evlsushi: Actually I heard it WAS a social commentary on economics! It was originally a statement against privatization or in favor of communism or something like that.
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But I think SHARK EYES vs. CAST OF THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT 3 is really going to shake the franchise up. It's a fresh approach, at least as good as SHARK EYES, maybe even as good as the seminal SHARK EYES vs. THE INTERNET.
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You keep wanting to yell at the characters, "[S]He's dead! There are no soulmates you idiot! There are always other fish in the sea. Heal! Grow up and move on. It's what [s]he'd want for you."
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Witchboard - [www.imdb.com]
Witchboard 2: The Devil's Doorway - [www.imdb.com]
Witchboard III: The Possession - [www.imdb.com]
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"Will you JUST. LET. AUSTRALIA. GO?!?!?"
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We'd set up what we called "Mutual Concession Stands" where two allies would trade an army back and forth to build up our forces until we had to fight it out. That's partially why our games lasted so long.
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Tony: "Just don't touch the sides. Like in 'Operation.'" (BZZT!!) "AHHHH!!!!"
Pepper: "What's 'Operation'" (BZZT!)
Tony: "AHHHH!!!!"
Pepper: "Oops. Sorry."
11/12/08
But seriously, I think this movie could work if perhaps it was a comedy about two rivals like the 2 old guys in Trading Places, who try to buy up all the property in Atlantic City. But not in the future. Maybe in some comic book-styled '30s city.
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At least that would be well written.
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Some of my favorites:
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Lars Von Trier Plays Charade at a Party With Friends
...no special lighting or sets. A cute, ruddy redheaded actress as one of the charade players. She gets raped at the end. America is shown as evil. It takes home multiple awards at Cannes.
----
Eli Roth to direct Operation.
"Don't touch the sides!!!"
----
Paul Haggis to write/direct "Connect Four"
A sample of the dialogue: "You've triumphed by placing your pieces in such a way that they form an consecutive, unbroken line of four in a diagonal pattern, much like we all yearn for personal connection...pretty sneaky sis."
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David Cronenberg's DON'T BREAK THE ICE, starring Christopher Walken
In 2011, the ice...is gonna break!
11/12/08
Sometimes when I want to feel like a better person, I read the AICN talkbacks.
11/12/08
Monopoly is purely a flexible starting point, and could have a decent flix done from that.
I mean, seriously, surely everyone here is at least curious how Blade Runner could mix with Monopoly?
A microcosm future of societys economics? Or a more casual and fun stylised future story akin to Speed Racer?
Its no more crazy then some of the videogame movies we have had.
And it will probably turn out vastely better then the Sim's movie. (which sooner or later will have Jim Carry attached, I swear, given the preposed plot).
The best Sims movie was already done mind you, only it wasnt at all, and it was called The Nines.
11/12/08
I think you may have lost your mind, dear sir.
It's Monopoly. Monopoly. A fucking game about buying real estate. It's not a social commentary on economics. It's fucking Monopoly.
And it's a fuckton more crazy than the videogame movies coming out now.
11/12/08
Wow, I think I just reached my 'fuck' quota for the day..ahem, hour.
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How does that even work?