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OOSSSSSSSBBBOOOORRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shakes fist*
Honestly the vast majority of my interest in Dark Reign right now is to see Osborn get what's coming to him. My biggest regret is that it won't be his death at the hands of Spider-man.
I will say I do find myself enjoying Spider-man in spite of the One More Day stuff. The mini-stories that have nothing to do with side characters are really interesting and they've captured the feel of Peter Parker and what Spider-Man was like for me as a kid.
So, is it safe to assume that Tommy Lee Jones is the current character design for Norman?
After a 10 year absence, I started reading about the time Norman and Aunt May came back from the dead. Yeah, it made me want to give the title up....again....
As the comicbook audience grows older, I understand the need to make comics more adult, but I really want to ask Unofficial Head Writer Brian Bendis why in the hell he feels the need to sex up the Marvel Universe and have everybody fucking every else? It really doesn't make the anything "edgy," but rather comes off like he's living his own superhero fantasies. First we see Luke Cage giving it to a chick in the ass, then She-Hulk reading Tony Stark the riot act about sleeping with every chick he can during a round super-boffing, then this whole Norman knocking up Gwen thing.... Next, he'll probably push for Jack Power to knock up his sister Katie just to bring Power Pack up to speed...
@Allen_Richards: Yeah, Tommy Lee Jones. The guy who plays Sawyer on lost in the model for Iron Man and I have seen a couple of books where Ben Kinglsey is Prof X.
All in all, Tommy is not a bad choice though.
@van_line: That whole business relationship came a few years after Jackson's likeness was used. To hsi credit, Jackson actually understands fans and fandom and uses it to market himself. I'm sure he could have sued if he wanted, but a long-term contract with Marvel is far, far less painless, on potentially lucrative.
@Allen_Richards: Bendis only wrote that first one, pretty sure. I don't think there's an editorial mandate to 'sex' up anyone. The events you describe take place over years in separate books.
BTW. after a long courship Luke Cage eventually married that chick, and Bendis never confirmed (or denied) that encounter was teh buttsex, people were just speculating based on the chosen position and her face.
@josecanUC: I guess I should have rephrased, "Doggie-style" is actually what I was referring to and not anal. And of course there's no mandate to sex-up the titles, but those examples, among other instances, seem to indicate a need to rape the purity and escapist nature of the medium. And yes, Cage did marry Bendis' otherwise disposable character after she got knocked up. It was a way of making Bendis' character a more viable and visible part of the Marvel Universe.
@EBone: My wife was in California for a wedding about a year ago. She picked me up a Double Double Animal Style on the way to the airport. Flew across the country with it and handed it to me when she got home. I can still taste it.
One would think that the Green Goblin's face would be enough contraception (at the very least prevent copulation.)
Or the very least, be a public service warning to all the sexually active females out there to use birth control or you might get knocked up by a crazy green dude with a psychotic laugh.
Perhaps Marvel missed out on a great product tie in of Green Goblin Condoms?*
*only drawback is that most of the guys who would buy these wouldn't get to use them.
Agreed on Willem DeFoe-- he should have had to emote without the goofy costume. By far one of the worst miscalculations in movie-costuming, character design, redesign, etc. Awful.
I think the full-body costumes were just to save money on the rest of the film; you can get any stuntman to wear them.
i know he's spider man and all but i don't think the human body bends that way. no matter how grief stricken you are spine bones still connected to your hip bone and the hip bone is still connected to the leg bone.
@Im_your_Huckleberry: so i googled 'liefield' since i have no idea who that is and don't often read american comics (or any for that matter) and was greeted with this. so thank you for that.
@tetracycloide: Yeah, sorry if that made your eyes hurt. I have a ton of other crap pictures of his work, but I've been having problems uploading to io9 lately. So, I will spare you the rest of his crap. :)
@tetracycloide: I was hoping someone would pick up on that. I mean, it's not Liefeld but it might as well be - his hips and legs are about to snap, and the torso is unimaginably toned, defined and.....WRONG. Jesus, whoever drew that(Quick Google says it's Luke Ross) need not buy Grey's Anatomy, but it would be nice to think he'd SEEN a human being before he drew it!
I know some people are sick of Norman, but you have to appreciate the man's brand of bat-shit insanity. He's cruel, rutheless, and totally out of touch with reality, but somehow carries it off anyway.
I also kind of like how he looks like an Under Siege era Tommy Lee Jones. With cornrows, obviously.
@Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip!: He's Lex Luthor without the follow through. I mean, if I knew I was against Lex, I'd be shitting bricks. Green Goblin? Not so much.
@Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip!:
Tommy Lee Jones + Joseph Cotton's haircut from The Third Man = perfect Norman imho.
Willem Dafoe, as good as actor he is... not so much.
Bwuh?! You are calling John C. Reilly sexy here? He looks like he just rolled out of bed and his bed is in a mental institution. You can keep him. #vampiresassistant
I really don't know how to feel about this movie:
On one hand I read these growing up and I remember liking them, and I don't think they'll be able to pull it off, so that's one strike against the movie. Next up this movie has been talked about since 2005-2006 and while I forgot about it until now, now that it's brought back up I'm getting all anxious again - that's two. Third, there's John C. Reilly. I'm not saying he's a bad actor - at comedy. But I've never seen him in a dramatic role, so I don't know if he'll be able to pull it off. And finally it's another goddamn vampire movie. I just want to stake them all and get on to the next fad.
But in the movie's favor, it's based on books I liked, and it's got John C. Reilly in it!
Aw Christ, I know I'll probably see it anyway and if I don't like it I'll probably torrent the Riffed version to yell at it. #vampiresassistant
I'm really curious about how this movie will do. There are both plusses and minuses to it. They're advertising it during The Vampire Diaries so word is getting to the target audience; on the other hand, I didn't think the trailers/clips looked that good. I've heard it takes great liberties with the source material, and that will probably turn off fans of the series off. Then again, I've never read the books and pretty much all you have to say to me is "Vampires+Circus" and I'm interested. Aside from that, I think it's still under promoted, but opening wide and it is close to Halloween so there may be "let's go see something spooky" factor going for it.
On www.hsx.com it's not trending very well right now and is dropping in prace, at the same time both the $10 call and put options are going up. Basically this means that even the market savvy HSX players can't call this one. Break out the magic 8-ball!
My very vague guess is that it'll open at about 15 million and then curl up and blow away. If I'm wrong, it'll probably totally tank and do 5 mil.
12/05/09
OOSSSSSSSBBBOOOORRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shakes fist*
Honestly the vast majority of my interest in Dark Reign right now is to see Osborn get what's coming to him. My biggest regret is that it won't be his death at the hands of Spider-man.
I will say I do find myself enjoying Spider-man in spite of the One More Day stuff. The mini-stories that have nothing to do with side characters are really interesting and they've captured the feel of Peter Parker and what Spider-Man was like for me as a kid.
12/03/09
after reading this article, i think i'm glad i haven't ready a spidey book since.
12/03/09
After a 10 year absence, I started reading about the time Norman and Aunt May came back from the dead. Yeah, it made me want to give the title up....again....
As the comicbook audience grows older, I understand the need to make comics more adult, but I really want to ask Unofficial Head Writer Brian Bendis why in the hell he feels the need to sex up the Marvel Universe and have everybody fucking every else? It really doesn't make the anything "edgy," but rather comes off like he's living his own superhero fantasies. First we see Luke Cage giving it to a chick in the ass, then She-Hulk reading Tony Stark the riot act about sleeping with every chick he can during a round super-boffing, then this whole Norman knocking up Gwen thing.... Next, he'll probably push for Jack Power to knock up his sister Katie just to bring Power Pack up to speed...
12/03/09
It is one thing to base Fury off of Sam Jackson since you have a business relationship with him, but as far as I know Tommy isn't working with Marvel.
12/03/09
All in all, Tommy is not a bad choice though.
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BTW. after a long courship Luke Cage eventually married that chick, and Bendis never confirmed (or denied) that encounter was teh buttsex, people were just speculating based on the chosen position and her face.
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WHAT
a mantis-like sensuality
Boys, ah thank we got us a furreh in here.
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You lucky bastard!
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Or the very least, be a public service warning to all the sexually active females out there to use birth control or you might get knocked up by a crazy green dude with a psychotic laugh.
Perhaps Marvel missed out on a great product tie in of Green Goblin Condoms?*
*only drawback is that most of the guys who would buy these wouldn't get to use them.
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I think the full-body costumes were just to save money on the rest of the film; you can get any stuntman to wear them.
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While I completely agree, remember this was the 90s. The things Liefield did to the human body should be illegal.
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I also kind of like how he looks like an Under Siege era Tommy Lee Jones. With cornrows, obviously.
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Tommy Lee Jones + Joseph Cotton's haircut from The Third Man = perfect Norman imho.
Willem Dafoe, as good as actor he is... not so much.
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On one hand I read these growing up and I remember liking them, and I don't think they'll be able to pull it off, so that's one strike against the movie. Next up this movie has been talked about since 2005-2006 and while I forgot about it until now, now that it's brought back up I'm getting all anxious again - that's two. Third, there's John C. Reilly. I'm not saying he's a bad actor - at comedy. But I've never seen him in a dramatic role, so I don't know if he'll be able to pull it off. And finally it's another goddamn vampire movie. I just want to stake them all and get on to the next fad.
But in the movie's favor, it's based on books I liked, and it's got John C. Reilly in it!
Aw Christ, I know I'll probably see it anyway and if I don't like it I'll probably torrent the Riffed version to yell at it. #vampiresassistant
10/20/09
On www.hsx.com it's not trending very well right now and is dropping in prace, at the same time both the $10 call and put options are going up. Basically this means that even the market savvy HSX players can't call this one. Break out the magic 8-ball!
My very vague guess is that it'll open at about 15 million and then curl up and blow away. If I'm wrong, it'll probably totally tank and do 5 mil.
10/20/09
[www.imdb.com] #vampiresassistant