Terrorist analyst: Sir! We've intercepted the American communications, but it's in a new language!
Terrorist Leader: What the $%@$ is THAT? Sounds like my two year old kid playing with his trucks and rockets. Get our best linguistics guy on it, right away!
@TemporalSword: Admittedly, "BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" and "FWWWWOOON" might actually make for a pretty tough encryption method, as without any discerning auditory features, the language would be hard to crack. Of course, then they'll assume it's encrypted and start doing reverse Fourier analysis on it and then who knows what may happen..
@crashedpc : ゴキブリ and 蟑螂 division: Cause I can totally envision the terrorists hiding in their crappy little caves with advanced supercomputers capable of Fourier analyses just out of sight. Maybe they are like little Bat caves, with gadgets lying around and souped-up goats ready to launch from 6 different tunnels. Hm, come to think of it, that was kinda the cave in Iron Man, so, yeah!
@eguess: Stands on its' own, and has only a vestigial relationship to original series.
I chuckled through it all. No gut-busting, and no courtesy knee-slapping, just a consistent flow of one-liners and slapstick. The T-Rex and the Pterodactyl scenes work well on the big screen (you can see the money), but most folks won't care.
I imagine there are probably some good deleted scenes / gag reel on DVD too. I kind of wonder if they'd gone for the R rating, how much could it have been improved?
Will Ferrell is enough to kill any movie. I hate him almost as much as I hate Jim Carrey. Actually more, Carrey does at least have a sort of twisted demonic talent.
I still haven't gotten over Ferrell in that Xmas abomination, Elf.
@Feyhra: Carrey can actually pull off a decent role, if it's not written specifically for him. Granted, The Truman Show was the only movie I can remember seeing that wasn't at least partially influenced by his In Living Color days.
Done properly, a new 'Land of the Lost' franchise probably could've been the next 'Jurassic Park'...unfortunately, the filmmakers took the easy, lazy and obvious route: to make fun of the original (...and hiring a comedian whose shtick became tired several movies ago didn't help).
Seriously, the original may've been a cheap, children's series...but it was also often a surprisingly intelligent, cheap, children's series (like how the Sleestak, for example, devolved from a technologically advanced race into a bunch of primitive, superstitious nitwits) that was written by the likes of Ben Bova, D.C. Fontana, David Gerrold, Larry Niven, Norman Spinrad and Theodore Sturgeon.
If Hollywood can respect a cartoon that was basically just a glorified commercial for a pre-existing line of toys ('Transformers'), then why couldn't it also have shown some respect to 'Land of the Lost'?
@3o01: I can handle one Will Farrell (pudgy former frat-dudes need role models too), but considering this was to be the vehicle for the breakout of that annoying White Trash bearded guy, I'm happy to see Lost go down. And go down hard.
Wait, someone filmed an hour and a half of Will Ferrell being chased around by a CG dinosaur and they actually expected people to go see it? Shocking! ;)
Seriously though, they'll probably make it up in DVD sales.
@phoenix: Yeah, I think they just got outdone with the advertising by another comedy. When pot heads have a choice between seeing two movies and one of the movies actually has "hangover" in the title, it's pretty much a done deal.
@Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: Hahaha. Having come to know your taste via comments, Ms. Evil Tortie, I can say definitively that you would hate this movie. Definitely avoid.
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SSSSsssss - "OMG"
Ss - "it is"
SSssSSSSsss - "Will Ferrell"
Sss? - "Why"
s - "is"
SssS - "he"
SSSSSsss - "eating"
SSSsssS - "Dino"
ssssssSSS - "Pooh"
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Terrorist analyst: Sir! We've intercepted the American communications, but it's in a new language!
Terrorist Leader: What the $%@$ is THAT? Sounds like my two year old kid playing with his trucks and rockets. Get our best linguistics guy on it, right away!
Analyst: Yes, sir!
Leader: Also, Jihad! Jihad!
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I chuckled through it all. No gut-busting, and no courtesy knee-slapping, just a consistent flow of one-liners and slapstick. The T-Rex and the Pterodactyl scenes work well on the big screen (you can see the money), but most folks won't care.
I imagine there are probably some good deleted scenes / gag reel on DVD too. I kind of wonder if they'd gone for the R rating, how much could it have been improved?
06/06/09
I still haven't gotten over Ferrell in that Xmas abomination, Elf.
06/07/09
Carrey can actually pull off a decent role, if it's not written specifically for him. Granted, The Truman Show was the only movie I can remember seeing that wasn't at least partially influenced by his In Living Color days.
06/06/09
Seriously, the original may've been a cheap, children's series...but it was also often a surprisingly intelligent, cheap, children's series (like how the Sleestak, for example, devolved from a technologically advanced race into a bunch of primitive, superstitious nitwits) that was written by the likes of Ben Bova, D.C. Fontana, David Gerrold, Larry Niven, Norman Spinrad and Theodore Sturgeon.
If Hollywood can respect a cartoon that was basically just a glorified commercial for a pre-existing line of toys ('Transformers'), then why couldn't it also have shown some respect to 'Land of the Lost'?
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Seriously though, they'll probably make it up in DVD sales.
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Land of The Lost's buzz? not so much...
06/05/09
How do you feel about Jar-Jar Binks?
Because if you hate Jar-Jar but enjoy Will Ferrell, you're a hypocrite.
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Sadly, that seems to be the case.
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Will Ferrell used to be funny -- I thought he was great hosting SNL last month -- but something happened.