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    Meet The Wife That Han Solo Never Had
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    Image of twophrasebark twophrasebark
    11/21/08

    In reply to Meet The Wife That Han Solo Never Had
    Chewie was Han's wife.


    Who said Chewie was male?

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/21/08

    In reply to Meet The Wife That Han Solo Never Had
    This reminds me of that time Brock Sampson had to shave Sasquatch in order to smuggle him and former OSI agent Steve Summers past an Army roadblock...


    Brock: You could've told me Sasquatch was a dude...

    Steve Summers: Eh? What, you couldn't tell?

    Brock: Not until I had to.. (shudder) ...shave him.

    Summers: What are you, shy? Sasquatch doesn't have anything you haven't seen before.

    Brock: (angrily) Sasquatch IS something I haven't seen before!

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    11/21/08

    In reply to Meet The Wife That Han Solo Never Had
    Luke hooking up with his sister and Han humping a furby...


    Damn, and I thought Lucas only went batshit crazy on the prequels to the original three films. Next thing you know it will be revealed that R2 & Threepio shared the love that dare not speak it's name...


    "I wish I could quit you."


    "Beep-boop-bleep-bleep-boop-rzzzz."

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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    11/21/08

    In reply to Meet The Wife That Han Solo Never Had
    This just goes to show that Bill O'Reilly was right. If you let the gays marry then next would be human and Wookie nuptials.
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    11/21/08

    In reply to Meet The Wife That Han Solo Never Had
    Star Wars annotated screenplays? Hmm. Seems my sci fi nerd card is missing a few hole-punches.
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    Image of Loserface Loserface
    11/21/08

    In reply to Meet The Wife That Han Solo Never Had
    Can we stop hating on Lucas, for like... five minutes?
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    Image of Meirelle Meirelle
    11/21/08

    @Loserface: No. It's io9. We hate everything.
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    11/21/08

    In reply to Meet The Wife That Han Solo Never Had
    Han's a pimp!
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    11/21/08

    In reply to Meet The Wife That Han Solo Never Had
    Best part about being married to a Wookiee? 24/7 Bodyguard.


    Worst part about being married to a Wookiee? Picking hair outta your teeth.


    I already had lunch, so I'm sorry.

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    Image of adamczar adamczar
    11/21/08

    In reply to Meet The Wife That Han Solo Never Had
    I hate typos in the titles of blogs.
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    Image of d_r_e d_r_e
    11/21/08

    @adamczar:


    Yeah, I think it's sloppy myself. Proofreading works wonders eh?

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    Image of Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.
    11/21/08

    In reply to Meet The Wife That Han Solo Never Had
    So are we to assume from this that Chewie is a lady. It's never really given a sex, and it would really clear a lot of things up, like the little neck scratches he always give him/her.


    Though if Chewie rips the arms off people who beat her in games I shudder to think of what he would do if he caught Leia cozying up to her mans.

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    Image of Elizabeth Weinbloom Elizabeth Weinbloom
    11/21/08

    In reply to Meet The Wife That Han Solo Never Had
    Someone had a good time writing the tags for this one. :)
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    11/21/08

    @Elizabeth Weinbloom: If I see more than one post for "Wookie Wives R Us" or "Han Solo, Cosmic Bigamist", I can die happy.
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    Image of Meirelle Meirelle
    11/21/08

    @Elizabeth Weinbloom: lol. I didn't even look at the tags until you said something. XD Thanks for that.
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