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    Why Has It Taken This Long To Get A Superhero Named Panda Man?

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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    01/08/09

    In reply to Why Has It Taken This Long To Get A Superhero Named Panda Man?
    Why Has It Taken This Long To Get A Superhero Named Panda Man?


    1) 12 hour lunch breaks.
    2) Catering complaining because all he'll eat is bamboo.
    3) Child Care doesn't know how to deal with 1 oz. offspring.
    4) Have you seen a panda's physique? Ain't no amount of spandex gonna make that look buff, honey! You're gonna wind up with Arthur, not The Tick.
    5) Supervillans all laugh because his 'secret' name is Lian Lian, Ting Ting, or something like that.
    6) Too busy trying to find love to save the world.

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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    01/08/09

    In reply to Why Has It Taken This Long To Get A Superhero Named Panda Man?
    I've always wondered more about Panda Girl.


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    Image of Plague Plague
    01/08/09

    @BullfightsOnAcid:

    I approve that message.
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    Image of dirtybacon dirtybacon
    01/09/09

    @Plague: and that's one to grow on!
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    01/09/09

    @BullfightsOnAcid: That girl is stinky hot.
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    01/08/09

    In reply to Why Has It Taken This Long To Get A Superhero Named Panda Man?
    I couldn't sleep last night, pondering this exact issue.
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    Image of LittleDragon LittleDragon
    01/08/09

    In reply to Why Has It Taken This Long To Get A Superhero Named Panda Man?
    Ranma 1/2:


    whenever Genma is splashed with cold water, he becomes a giant panda. Hot water, as with the rest of the Jusenkyo-cursed characters, can change him back into human form.

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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    01/08/09

    @ldevitt:



    + Watch video


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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    01/08/09

    In reply to Why Has It Taken This Long To Get A Superhero Named Panda Man?
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    Image of Plague Plague
    01/08/09

    In reply to Why Has It Taken This Long To Get A Superhero Named Panda Man?
    Chou was good in both Curse of the Golden Flower and Initial D, so you haters can go choke.
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    Image of lightninglouie lightninglouie
    01/08/09

    In reply to Why Has It Taken This Long To Get A Superhero Named Panda Man?
    How would Stan Lee have done it?


    Senses-Shattering FIRST ISSUE!


    ***COLLECTOR'S ITEM***


    THIS MAN -- THIS PANDA--


    "But, but -- I'M HUMAN!!!"


    48 Pages! Guest-starring SPIDER-MAN and WEREWOLF BY NIGHT!

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    Image of Illogic Illogic
    01/08/09

    @lightninglouie: Will he survive the wrath of Tyrannosaurus Reich?! Get it today!!!


    Also: Dr Bong is awesome.

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    Image of lightninglouie lightninglouie
    01/08/09

    @Illogic: Also: Dr Bong is awesome.


    Little known fact: Howard creator Steve Gerber (Dormammu rest his soul) based Dr. Bong on former Chicago Sun-Times columnist Bob Greene in retaliation for a nasty piece he'd written on Marvel's KISS comic, which Gerber had scripted.

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/08/09

    In reply to Why Has It Taken This Long To Get A Superhero Named Panda Man?
    Because Pandas do nothing cool at all

    like bouncing little rubber balls

    or do a tricky tightrope walk

    over Niagra Falls
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    01/08/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I feel you dawg. I feel you. Are you canadian?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/08/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Nah, all New Yawker.
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    01/08/09

    In reply to Why Has It Taken This Long To Get A Superhero Named Panda Man?
    This is one of the times that I kinda miss not keeping up with Taiwanese pop culture. Then again, this is one of the times that I kinda don't miss keeping up with Taiwanese pop culture.
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