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06/20/09
I do hope that it isn't blatant blatant.
Sarah: Hey Chuck!
Chuck: Sarah! Like the new digs!
Sarah: Thanks! Hey, you ought to try something from our Five Dollar Footlong *stupid hand motion* menu. Did you know it only has 180 calories? The turkey is lovingly hand processed by giant machines and pressed into large turkey loafs that ensure that each piece of turkey looks exactly the same! We can even toast it for you... if by "toast" you mean put it in a box and heat the outside of the bread while leaving the inside cold.
Chuck: Um, OK...I think I'm about to flash. Outside. Like in the next few seconds gottagobye!
06/20/09
06/20/09
*blam blam blam*
*nom nom nom*
Huh. This meatball sub is pretty tasty. Glad they switched Sarah's cover to a Subway.