This Zelda Prima Set Will Be Heavily-Discounted For the Next Few Hours

Hey, listen. This Prima Official Game Guide Box Set is sure to fill any Zelda fan's heart containers, and starting at 11AM ET today, it'll be marked down to its lowest price ever as an Amazon Lightning Deal. At most, this price will only be available for four hours, but it could very well sell out early. » 10/09/14 7:45am 10/09/14 7:45am

It's Like Life On Mars, Only With A Wooden Sword

Neil's playing Nintendo while drunk, and he decides to masturbate while looking at the "kinda hot" fairy in the classic fantasy game Zelda. Somehow this leads to him asphyxiating himself with the game controller cord, and he passes out. When he wakes up, he's stuck inside the game as an elf. Now the confused lad has… » 8/13/08 9:30am 8/13/08 9:30am