When a zombie stripper offers you a "private" lapdance, you may want to think twice, if this can't-believe-they-went-there clip from Zombie Strippers is any indication. Nothing is more disturbing than horror sex. Here are 38 NSFW clips to prove it.

Picture this, if you will: Porn star Jenna Jameson is in a movie playing a stripper who reads Nietzsche, becomes a zombie, and, armed with her new theory of undead power, eventually kills somebody by shooting pool balls out of her superstrong zombie pussy. If you want to know what the cult movie breakout of the season …

A reanimating virus gets loose in a strip club and starts converting all the performers into brain-hungry undead monsters, in Zombie Strippers, starring Jenna Jameson. You can tell it's a deeply subtle movie from the way one of the women says the film's title with so much gusto, in this trailer. And yet, the…