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			<title><![CDATA[How Agriculture Made Our Mouths Too Small for our Teeth]]></title>
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				The rise of agriculture allowed for the development of complex societies and technologies that likely wouldn't have been possible otherwise. It also wreaked havoc on human health. And we can add a new downside to the list: our misshapen mouths.				<a href="http://io9.com/5861651/how-agriculture-made-our-mouths-too-small-for-our-teeth" title="Click here to read more about How Agriculture Made Our Mouths Too Small for our Teeth">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alasdair Wilkins]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mountain beavers evolved thicker teeth to eat volcanoes]]></title>
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				The mountain beaver species of western North America possess some seriously weird teeth. Their teeth are thick and deep, providing the extra toughness necessary to eat hard, gritty plants. So why do they spend all their time eating soft plants?				<a href="http://io9.com/5851643/mountain-beavers-evolved-thicker-teeth-to-eat-volcanoes" title="Click here to read more about Mountain beavers evolved thicker teeth to eat volcanoes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alasdair Wilkins]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The ancestor of all American rodents really came from Africa]]></title>
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				Paleontologists recently discovered rodent teeth in Peru dating back over 41 million years, making them the oldest evidence of rodents in the Americas. But despite its location, this rodent was far more closely related to today's African, not American, rodents.				<a href="http://io9.com/5850577/the-ancestor-of-all-american-rodents-really-came-from-africa" title="Click here to read more about The ancestor of all American rodents really came from Africa">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 17 Oct 2011 11:46:49 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alasdair Wilkins]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[230-million-year-old teeth reveal sharks' adorable origins]]></title>
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				Sharks weren't always the huge, vicious alpha predators that they are today. Hundreds of millions of years ago, they were just another tiny little harmless fish species hanging out in lakes and rivers. So yeah...things have changed slightly since then.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://io9.com/5839060/230+million+year+old-teeth-reveal-sharks-adorable-origins" title="Click here to read more about 230-million-year-old teeth reveal sharks' adorable origins">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 11 Sep 2011 07:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alasdair Wilkins]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Seriously, how many rows of teeth does a horror-movie monster need?]]></title>
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				Check out this totally insane concept art for <em>Creature</em>, a new indie horror movie coming to U.S. theaters today. Creature is about a monster called Lockjaw &mdash; and the reason for the name should be pretty obvious.				<a href="http://io9.com/5838616/seriously-how-many-rows-of-teeth-does-a-horror+movie-monster-need" title="Click here to read more about Seriously, how many rows of teeth does a horror-movie monster need?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 Sep 2011 08:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Fossilized teeth reveal that ancient women had to leave home to find mates]]></title>
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				Your teeth can reveal a lot about you - including where you grew up. They're also the part of you that's most likely to endure long after you've died. Now some ancient teeth are revealing dating habits that date back a million years. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://io9.com/5807720/fossilized-teeth-reveal-that-ancient-women-had-to-leave-home-to-find-mates" title="Click here to read more about Fossilized teeth reveal that ancient women had to leave home to find mates">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 02 Jun 2011 15:52:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alasdair Wilkins]]></dc:creator>
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				New research from Japan suggests that there may be no harm in refraining from teeth-clenching whilst performing mathematical tasks.				<a href="http://io9.com/5804366/teeth+clenching-%252B-mathematics--a-danger" title="Click here to read more about Teeth-clenching + mathematics = a danger?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 22 May 2011 09:50:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Martin Gardiner - Improbable Research]]></dc:creator>
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				 The marsupials and monotremes that are now found primarily in Australia represent a sort of evolutionary middle ground, mixing together their mammalian features with those of reptiles or amphibians. One ancient marsupial represents a particularly weird case of convergent evolution.				<a href="http://io9.com/5794293/hammer+biter-marsupials-were-a-weird-mix-of-mammal-and-lizard" title="Click here to read more about &quot;Hammer-biter&quot; marsupials were a weird mix of mammal and lizard">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 Apr 2011 16:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alasdair Wilkins]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Why did this frog species suddenly evolve extra teeth?]]></title>
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				The <em>Gastrotheca guentheri</em> is the strangest frog in the world. 200 million years ago it had a full mouth of teeth. The lower teeth evolved away, then suddenly reappeared millions of years later. It's the best evidence yet of re-evolution.				<a href="http://io9.com/5747552/why-did-this-frog-species-suddenly-evolve-extra-teeth" title="Click here to read more about Why did this frog species suddenly evolve extra teeth?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 31 Jan 2011 11:20:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alasdair Wilkins]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/io9/videos/620 --><!-- /videoId: explore/io9/videos/620 --> There are dreadful horror movies. There are hideous exploitation films. And then there's <em>Angst</em>, the story of a woman whose mutant lady-bits devour any man who sleeps with her. This film makes <em>Season of the Witch</em> look like Bergman. NSFW!				<a href="http://io9.com/5728145/possibly-a-new-low-point-in-the-burgeoning-deadly-mutant-genitalia-subgenre-[nsfw]" title="Click here to read more about Possibly a new low point in the burgeoning &quot;deadly mutant genitalia&quot; subgenre [NSFW]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 07 Jan 2011 17:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[400,000 year old teeth could rewrite the evolutionary history of our species]]></title>
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				Eight recently discovered teeth are very similar to those of modern humans and date back 400,000 years... 200,000 years older than our species is supposed to be. To explain this mystery, we must retrace human evolution.				<a href="http://io9.com/5719894/400000-year-old-teeth-could-rewrite-the-evolutionary-history-of-our-species" title="Click here to read more about 400,000 year old teeth could rewrite the evolutionary history of our species">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 28 Dec 2010 15:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alasdair Wilkins]]></dc:creator>
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				 With <em>Piranha 3D</em> already in line to get a sequel, it's time to admit that penis-severing is the special effect of the year. But the now-infamous piranha cock-chomp wasn't the first. Let's contemplate its forerunners, shall we?				<a href="http://io9.com/5622801/the-ten-greatest-severed-penis-scenes-in-science-fiction-[nsfw]" title="Click here to read more about The ten greatest severed penis scenes in science fiction [NSFW]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Aug 2010 12:49:21 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annalee Newitz]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Vagina dentata condom distributed at the World Cup]]></title>
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				Rape-Ex, a female condom containing teeth so powerful a doctor would have to remove it if it was ever used, is allegedly being distributed at the World Cup. Is the Vagina Dentata the future of personal security?				<a href="http://io9.com/5568455/vagina-dentata-condom-distributed-at-the-world-cup" title="Click here to read more about Vagina dentata condom distributed at the World Cup">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Jun 2010 07:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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				What's the best part of being posthuman? Smiting your enemies with but a single touch, of course! Here are 10 mutants, cyborgs, and martial artists who are equipped to take down their nemeses using deadly limbs and epidermis.				<a href="http://io9.com/5532086/the-top-10-killer-body-mods-+-and-we-mean-killer-literally" title="Click here to read more about The Top 10 Killer Body Mods - And We Mean Killer Literally">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 May 2010 18:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				When a zombie stripper offers you a "private" lapdance, you may want to think twice, if this can't-believe-they-went-there clip from <em>Zombie Strippers</em> is any indication. Nothing is more disturbing than horror sex. Here are 38 NSFW clips to prove it.				<a href="http://io9.com/5393713/the-ultimate-guide-to-scary-sex-scenes-[nsfw]" title="Click here to read more about The Ultimate Guide To Scary Sex Scenes [NSFW]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 26 Dec 2008 12:39:52 PST]]></pubDate>
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				 These Mayan jawbones are centuries old, and demonstrate the venerable tradition of tooth bling (in this case, jade and iron pyrite). But they're also part of a strange tale of international bone theft.				<a href="http://io9.com/5116520/ancient-mayan-tooth-bling-stolen-+-and-returned-by-mystery-benefactor" title="Click here to read more about Ancient Mayan Tooth Bling Stolen - and Returned by Mystery Benefactor">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 23 Dec 2008 08:40:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annalee Newitz]]></dc:creator>
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				Remember that terrifying <a href="http://io9.com/349130/mutant-pussy-attacks-in-raw-brilliant-satire-teeth">little horror movie <em>Teeth</em></a>, about the sweet girl with a set of fangs in her lady business?  <em>Empire Magazine </em>has a look at the X-ray movie poster that was banned for being too naughty. Any one else think this is what <em>The Happening </em>should have been about: women evolving to protect themselves from predators? Click image to enlarge, and see evolution at its best. [<a href="http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=22738">Empire Magazine</a>]				<a href="http://io9.com/5017316/banned-teeth-movie-poster-has-bite" title="Click here to read more about Banned Teeth Movie Poster Has Bite">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 17 Jun 2008 13:40:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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				SpoilersLost posted <a href="http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?p=2626453">an incredibly detailed synopsis</a> of episode four of the new <em>Lost </em>season, then took it down at ABC's request. Because we're spoiler whores first thing in the morning, we're going to risk the wrath of the alphabet by reposting them. (Watch out, they're really detailed!) We also have spoilers for<em> Incredible Hulk</em>, <em>Star Trek</em> and <em>Teeth</em>, and a new <em>Iron Man</em>-related photo.				<a href="http://io9.com/346884/incredibly-detailed-lost-spoilers-below" title="Click here to read more about Incredibly Detailed Lost Spoilers Below">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:00:23 PST]]></pubDate>
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				Morning spoilers is dedicated to destroying suspense. But we also give the occasional inkling about whether upcoming movies or TV shows will suck. Does Robert Downey Jr. look studly as Tony Stark in <em>Iron Man</em>? Will the Napoleon Dynamite-esque humor of vagina dentata movie <em>Teeth </em>thrill or annoy you? Find out below. But also, we have details about Matt "<em>Cloverfield</em>" Reeves' next movie, <em>Star Trek</em> and <em>Terminator 4</em>.				<a href="http://io9.com/342590/iron-man-says-talk-to-the-glowy-hand" title="Click here to read more about Iron Man Says, "Talk To The Glowy Hand"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				Christian Bale will star in <em>Terminator 4</em>, aka <em>Terminator: Salvation</em>, several news sites are reporting. But will he play a Terminator? Or will he play John Connor, as AICN <a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/node/34867">claims</a>? Neither, <a href="http://www.chud.com/index.php?type=news&id=12655">says CHUD</a>. Instead, he'll play a character who is "new to the <em>Terminator </em>mythos." That jibes with some other recent reports about the direction of the movie.				<a href="http://io9.com/325805/can-christian-bale-save-terminator-4" title="Click here to read more about Can Christian Bale Save Terminator 4?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Nov 2007 06:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[charliejane]]></dc:creator>
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				An innocent Christian girl discovers her vagina has teeth of its own. On its gleaming white surface, Teeth looks like another gross-out horror comedy. Judging from the just-released trailer, it's definitely over the top. But <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/teeth/">critics are already praising</a> its exploration of female sexual empowerment through mutation.				<a href="http://io9.com/324743/mutant-pussy-bites-the-hand-that-pets-it" title="Click here to read more about Mutant Pussy Bites The Hand That Pets It">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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