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			<title><![CDATA[Inflatable Tentacle Arm is the best gift of 2011]]></title>
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				 Still looking for that perfect little something for your special someone? Look no further! Behold the inflatable Tentacle arm &mdash; and it's only $12.00. Your hand fits snugly inside, making it look as though you're mutating into a squid-person. This is the type of investment that will last you a lifetime. Perfect for every conceivable occasion, including weddings and business meetings. Nab it over at <a href="http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Inflatable-Tentacle-Arm.html">McPhee</a> right now.				<a href="http://io9.com/5870704/inflatable-tentacle-arm-is-the-best-gift-of-2011" title="Click here to read more about Inflatable Tentacle Arm is the best gift of 2011">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Dec 2011 06:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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				 Snot fetishists, your day has come! This week in cult check out the very naked (and very slimy) trailer for <em>Contagion</em>, a glimpse at the Makoto Shinkai's new anime movie, and Tom Holland's (<em>Fright Night, Thinner</em>) latest project.				<a href="http://io9.com/5689879/gooey-bio+slime-breasts-and-one-vengeful-gps" title="Click here to read more about Gooey bio-slime breasts and one vengeful GPS">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 14 Nov 2010 21:16:10 PST]]></pubDate>
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				 What is happening here? Obviously a bloodthirsty rockabilly chick is fighting back against a tentacled sea monster using a trident. You know you want more of this bad craziness.				<a href="http://io9.com/5468336/aussie-rockabilly-girls-fight-tentacles-from-the-deep" title="Click here to read more about Aussie Rockabilly Girls Fight Tentacles From The Deep">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 10 Feb 2010 08:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Airships Sail Through Tentacle-Infested Skies]]></title>
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				Steampunk artist <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MYKE AMEND" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MYKE AMEND" href="http://io9.com/tag/myke-amend/">Myke Amend</a>'s paintings of airships are almost deceptively serene, with ornate ships sailing through icy skies. But tentacles and sea monsters lurk in the background, hinting at high adventure and grave dangers.				<a href="http://io9.com/5337868/airships-sail-through-tentacle+infested-skies/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Airships Sail Through Tentacle-Infested Skies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lauren Davis]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Giant Green Tentacles Attack Buildings from the Inside]]></title>
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				In artist FilthyLuker's street installations, giant inflatable tentacles emerge from buildings and vehicles, creating the sense that a monstrous kraken or Lovecraftian horror is trapped inside.				<a href="http://io9.com/5326600/giant-green-tentacles-attack-buildings-from-the-inside/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Giant Green Tentacles Attack Buildings from the Inside">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				 <em>Welcome back to <strong>The Jewels of Apator</strong>, Ann & Jeff VanderMeer's column on the intersection of art and the fantastic.</em> Tentacular horrors, unnamable evils, and quests to the edges of alien-landscapes-on-earth like Antarctica were just some of the beautifully bizarre features of H.P. Lovecraft's weird fiction. Creator of the Cthulhu Mythos, Lovecraft has had an enormous influence on readers and writers. But what about art? Ever since the first pulp covers showcasing Lovecraft's fiction, visual creators have been interpreting his tentacular horrors, unnamable evils, and odd quests. Now, Centipede Press has issued one of the most audacious hardcover art books we have ever seen: <em>The Art of Lovecraft: Artists Inspired by Lovecraft.</em>				<a href="http://io9.com/5019979/tentacles-and-cosmic-sf-the-art-of-lovecraft" title="Click here to read more about Tentacles and Cosmic SF: The Art of Lovecraft">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ann and Jeff VanderMeer]]></dc:creator>
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				 Amy Long is a Phoenix MFA student who uses crocheted fibers and hand felted wool to create lovable alien-like figures. Unfortunately, since they're on exhibit (it's her thesis show), you can't touch, hug, or squeeze. But don't you wish you had a basketful of these soft cuddly tentacles instead of stupid teddy bears when you were a kid? More pics after the jump. 				<a href="http://io9.com/377595/soft-cuddly-tentacles" title="Click here to read more about Soft, Cuddly Tentacles">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				When the mutants rise up and start culling the inferior humans from the population, you'll need some protective coloration to survive. So now is a perfect time to prepare, by shoving disc-shaped silicone implants under your skin to look like a <a href="http://modblog.bmezine.com/2008/02/13/tentacle-implants/">half-octopus mutant</a>. A post-human fashion statement is just a short trip to Sao Paulo, Brazil away. Save up your dough and visit Dark Freak at the Luck All bodymod parlor, and you'll be looking like a half-breed sushi victim in no time at all. Although it's best not to think too much about what keeps them from sliming around under the skin. That's when the real seasickness starts.  [<a href="http://www.ectomo.com/index.php/2008/02/13/ectomorph-tentacle-implants/">Ectoplasmosis</a>]				<a href="http://io9.com/356259/become-a-post+human-tentacle-monster-today" title="Click here to read more about Become A Post-Human Tentacle Monster Today!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:00:17 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kevin Kelly]]></dc:creator>
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				 I definitely fought one of these angry tentacle trees in the "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0394515439/ref=nosim/?tag=io9-20">Expedition to the Barrier Peaks</a>" AD&D module, but I didn't receive any aid from nubile ladies like Aura. In this clip, some weird extraneous plot device compels Aura to strip down to her red corset and short shorts, cover herself in oil (!!!), and rescue Flash from the aforementioned tentacle tree. This is a perfect distillation of everything that makes the SciFi Channel's <em>Flash Gordon</em> great: teensy red costumes, flailing enemies made of rubber, shouted dialog, and at least one extremely toothy monster that literally goes, "Roooorrrww!" Spoilers ahead, weirdos.				<a href="http://io9.com/347406/flash-and-aura-get-slimy-to-fight-a-tentacle" title="Click here to read more about Flash and Aura Get Slimy to Fight a Tentacle">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Cloverfield, The Mist or Alien Vs. Predator 2?				<a href="http://io9.com/323230/poll-which-monster-movie-will-kick-the-most-ass" title="Click here to read more about Poll: Which Monster Movie Will Kick The Most Ass?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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