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			<title><![CDATA[George Saunders' horrifying tale of sex, drugs and manufactured eloquence, in the New Yorker]]></title>
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				This week's New Yorker features a new story by the master of postmodern alienation, George Saunders. In "Escape from Spiderhead," a man named Jeff serves as a guinea pig for a love potion... and then things get really weird.				<a href="http://io9.com/5715461/george-saunders-horrifying-tale-of-sex-drugs-and-manufactured-eloquence-in-the-new-yorker" title="Click here to read more about George Saunders' horrifying tale of sex, drugs and manufactured eloquence, in the New Yorker">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Dec 2010 16:46:04 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Alzheimer's Drug May Actually Reverse The Progress Of The Disease]]></title>
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				A new method for detecting the levels of amyloid proteins in the brain, a key feature of Alzheimer's Disease, lets researchers figure out if a drug is reducing their prevalence, as one new drug has done. But there's a catch.				<a href="http://io9.com/5483908/alzheimers-drug-may-actually-reverse-the-progress-of-the-disease" title="Click here to read more about Alzheimer's Drug May Actually Reverse The Progress Of The Disease">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:03:16 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Genetic Testing Promises to Reveal Your Child's Sports Aptitude]]></title>
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				For $149 dollars, Atlas Sports Genetics will test your child’s DNA and send you a report listing the sports where your child is likely to succeed. Some parents see it as a way to steer their child toward an activity that is a good match for their abilities. But psychologists and ethicists fear that assigning your child a sports orientation will do more harm than good.				<a href="http://io9.com/5100576/genetic-testing-promises-to-reveal-your-childs-sports-aptitude" title="Click here to read more about Genetic Testing Promises to Reveal Your Child's Sports Aptitude">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:20:12 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lauren Davis]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Posthuman Mutants Penalized for Evolving on "American Gladiators"]]></title>
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				<em>American Gladiators</em> returned to the airwaves this season, bringing us one step closer to reality television featuring amped up posthumans beating the ever-loving crap out of normal folks with real weapons. While the Gladiators are using padded Nerf-esque weapons now, we can only hope that later they'll be given bladed weapons and clubs to attract more viewers. Yesterday NBC announced that they've been testing all of the gladiators for steroid usage. Why are they persecuting these innocent pharmaceutical cyborgs, who are only trying to evolve?				<a href="http://io9.com/344883/posthuman-mutants-penalized-for-evolving-on-american-gladiators" title="Click here to read more about Posthuman Mutants Penalized for Evolving on "American Gladiators"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:40:03 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kevin Kelly]]></dc:creator>
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