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				 In <em>The Ape Man</em>, an example of raw craziness from 1943, Bela "Dracula" Lugosi finds himself turned into an "ape man" due to some kind of mad science accident. After puttering about in his lab wearing gorillaface, he realizes that he only needs a bunch of spinal fluid to make himself human again. So he starts attacking humans with his gorilla buddy (whom he actually sleeps with in that cage at night), sucking out their spinal fluid, and whining about how "it's not enough." Finally, as you can see in this climactic scene, he captures a lady who refuses to let him suck spine.				<a href="http://io9.com/5060361/ape-man-goes-wild" title="Click here to read more about Ape Man Goes Wild!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:15:36 PDT]]></pubDate>
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