Glorgon's Girl is your simple high school romance between a girl and an alien life form. The Glorgon may not be an all-star quarterback, and her parents might not approve, but his tentacles and gaping mouth will win the whole school over.
We'd actually sit through a 15-minute version of this film. Make this fake trailer into a real movie, writer and director Emily Hagins. For the glorgon lovers!
Update: Sorry that's Glorgon not Gorgon, apologies!